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Suddenly, I Have The Urge To Watch There's Something About Mary.

Tervis Tumbler is a Venice, Florida based company that specializes in insulated tumblers. The main marketing aspects of Tervis Tumblers are: All Tervis products are "made in the USA" (manufactured at its Florida facility), and all Tervis Tumblers come with an unconditional lifetime guarantee. Any Tervis Tumbler, even if currently owned by someone other than the original owner, can be replaced free of charge. In addition to its in-house designs, Tervis carries marquis licensing agreements with all four of the major American sports leagues: MLB, NBA, NFL (including the Denver Broncos), NHL, nearly all of the major NCAA colleges and universities, several Minor League Baseball franchises, all branches of the United States Armed Forces, and many notable companies such as John Deere, Coca-Cola and Disney.

Inflatable armbands, usually referred to as just swimmies or floaties, are devices to help a wearer float in water and learn to swim. Inflatable armbands are typically cylindrical inflatable plastic bands that are inflated and worn on the upper arm. When the wearer is in water, the air inside the armbands provides buoyancy on account of its far lower density than the water. Although inflatable armbands are popular among small children, swimming experts caution against using them, because although water wings help the child to float, they do not prevent him/her from accidentally going under water and potentially drowning. Inflatable armbands are not a life-saving device. Mistaking them for one can create a potentially fatal false sense of security.

To a young guy with not much money, sperm donation seems too good to be true. It pays well and requires you to do nothing more than what you'd be doing anyway. And if you happen to help a childless couple along the way, that's just icing on the cake. There are a lot of (horrifying) hoops to jump through, and starting with the fact that minorities, runts and gingers need not apply. So I guess it's kind of like every other job, then.

Nevus is the medical term for sharply-circumscribed and chronic lesions of the skin, commonly called birthmarks and moles. Nevi are benign by definition. Using the term nevus and nevi loosely, most physicians and dermatologists are actually referring to a variant of nevus called the "Melanocytic nevus", which are composed of melanocytes. All melanocytic nevi will change with time - both congenital and acquired nevi. The normal maturation is evident as elevation of the lesion from a flat macule to a raised papule. The color change occurs as the melanocytes clump and migrate from the surface of the skin (epidermis) down deep into the dermis.

For too long a wide variety of know-it-all’s have been decrying American obsession with celebrity. They tell us it’s unhealthy and pathetic to ignore our own lives in favor of following people who could care less about us. They may be right. However, there is a far more dangerous trend engulfing the world, and it’s perpetrated by these very same obsession-inspiring celebrities: overly personal Twitpics. You want to have fun with social media, and share your life with your fans, but at a certain point it’s time to log off. This advice is summarily ignored across the web, and here’s the proof. WARNING: Includes Courtney Love.

Wow, I didn't even notice that before. Good eye, Kevin!

Paper Mate is a registered division of Sanford L.P., a Newell Rubbermaid company that produces writing instruments. Paper Mate's offices are located in Oak Brook, IL. along with Newell Rubbermaid's other office products. Paper Mate manufactures ballpoint pens, mechanical pencils and erasers, which are offered in a wide variety of colors and shapes. In 2010, Paper Mate introduced environmentally-friendly biodegradeable pens, pencils and erasers as additions to its wide-ranging product portfolio, wuch as the Paper Mate Grip series, which features a rubberized barrel for added control and comfort. They are also available in an earth-friendly recycled version.

The Lingerie Football League is absolutely stacked with ridiculously hot and talented women. Just don't let their stunning good looks and the fact that they're playing in their underwear fool you; these broads are no joke. They may be models by day, but during the LFL season they are legit athletes who come to play. Unfortunately the league has recently contracted and a number of teams are on hiatus through the 2011-12 season, which means many of your favorite players will be moving on. They may be gone, but they're not forgotten. Here are the 40 hottest players in LFL history, starting with Heather Perez of the Philadelphia Passion.

Gatorade is a brand of sports-themed food and beverage products, built around its signature product: a line of sports drinks. Gatorade is currently manufactured by PepsiCo, distributed in over 80 countries. The beverage was first developed in 1965 by researchers at the University of Florida, to replenish the combination of water, carbohydrates, and electrolytes that the school's student-athletes lost (in sweat) during rigorous athletic competitions. Its name was derived from the collective nickname of the university's athletic teams, "the Gators". Shortly after the 1967 Orange Bowl, Robert Cade entered into an agreement providing Stokely-Van Camp, Inc. (S-VC), a canned-food packing company, with the U.S. rights to production and sale of Gatorade as a commercial product. A year after its commercial introduction, S-VC tested multiple variations of the original Gatorade recipe, finally settling on more palatable variants in lemon-lime and orange flavors.

2012 camaro zl1: 580hp, 0 to 60 in 3.9 seconds, and top speed of 184mph

SAY BLAME ONE MORE GODDAMN TIME. I DARE YOU. I DOUBLE DARE YOU, MOTHERFUCKER.

why is china building these gigantic structures in the middle of the desert?