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The Carlsberg Group is a Danish brewing company founded in 1847 by J. C. Jacobsen after the name of his son Carl. The headquarters are in Copenhagen, Denmark. The company's main brand is Carlsberg Beer, but it also brews Tuborg as well as local beers. After merging with the brewery assets of Norwegian conglomerate Orkla ASA in January 2001, Carlsberg became the 5th largest brewery group in the world. In 2009 Carlsberg is the 4th largest brewery group in the world employing around 45,000 people.

After winning the 2005 and 2007 Women's Pipeline Championships and recording several other first place finishes during her professional surfing career, Alana Blanchard has made a name for herself as one of the best female surfers in the world. However, it is easy to overlook Alana's talents in the water and her many achievements on the ASP World Tour, thanks to her beautiful face and gorgeous body, which has inspired the following gallery.

Stop, drop and roll is a simple fire safety technique taught to children, emergency services personnel and industrial workers as a component of health and safety training. Primarily, it is a method to extinguish a fire on a person's clothes or hair without, or in addition to, the use of conventional firefighting equipment. In addition to extinguishing the fire, stop, drop and roll is an effective psychological tool, providing those in a fire situation, particularly children, with a routine that can be used to focus on in order to avoid panic. The effectiveness of stop, drop and roll may be further enhanced by combining it with other firefighting techniques, including the use of a fire extinguisher, dousing with water, or fire beating your skin.

Samsung Telecommunications is one of five business units within Samsung Electronics, belonging to the Samsung Group, and consists of the Mobile Communications Division, Telecommunication Systems Division, Computer Division, MP3 Business Team, Mobile Solution Centre and Telecommunication R&D Centre. Telecommunication Business produces a full spectrum of products from mobiles and other mobile devices such as MP3 players and laptop computers to telecommunication network infrastructure. Headquarters is located in Suwon, South Korea. In 2007 Samsung Telecommunication Business reported over 40% growth and became the second largest mobile device manufacturer in the world. Its market share was 14% in Q4 2007, growing up form 11.3% in Q4 2006.[2] In Q1 2008 Samsung strengthened its second position on the market and achieved 15.6% world handset market share.

As the women of sports continue to present only the best provocative shots, eager fans yearn for more. From feisty WAGs and vivacious cheerleaders to beautiful athletes and their breathtaking fans, these women have laid the sod down for a sexy future. Even reporters can't resist the temptation. Their pics continue to entertain, having set a standard that can't be eclipsed. Here is swagger's ultimate list of the hottest 100 sports pics. Marlboro Girl, FTW.

Whether it is a music CD, computer software, film, or file backup, you want to keep your CDs and DVDs in peak condition for as long as possible. To help you, we have compiled this list of some of the ways to protect and preserve your optical media. Handle discs by the outer edge or the center hole. Use a non solvent-based felt-tip permanent marker to mark the label side of the disc. Keep the discs clean & dust free. Store discs upright (book style) in cases that are specified for CDs and DVDs. Return discs to their cases immediately after use. Leave discs in their spindle or jewel case to minimize the effects of environmental changes. Store in a cool, dry, dark environment—relative humidity should be from 20% - 50% (RH) and temperature should be from 40°- 70°). Clean discs by wiping a clean lint-free cloth in a straight line from the center of the disc toward the outer edge. Use deionized (best), distilled, or soft tap water to clean your discs. For tough problems use diluted dish detergent or rubbing alcohol. Rinse and dry thoroughly with a lint-free cloth. Check the disc surface before playing it.

After a devastating breakup, Eric Smith does the only sensible thing: he buys a FN SCAR 17S full set of armor inspired by Halo's Master Chief. Pssst,. I think I can guess why she didn't marry you.

Everyone knows Barbie dolls aren't quite anatomically possible. A real life Barbie would have too small of a waist to support life, and even if the rest of the package were doable she wouldn't be able to walk due to the massive boobs on her chest. Even so, there are still quite a few women out there who look pretty Barbie-ish, either naturally or intentionally. I'm pretty sure I'd be down with dating a Barbie lookalike.

The Mille Miglia was an open-road endurance race which took place in Italy twenty-four times from 1927 to 1957, thirteen before the war, eleven from 1947. Like the older Targa Florio and later the Carrera Panamericana, the MM made Gran Turismo (Grand Touring) sports cars like Alfa Romeo, BMW, Ferrari, Maserati and Porsche famous. The race was banned after two fatal crashes. The first crash was a crash of a 4.2-litre Ferrari in 1957 that took the lives of the Spanish driver Alfonso de Portago, his co-driver/navigator Edmund Nelson, and nine spectators, at the village of Guidizzolo. The car supposedly landed on top of Portago and Nelson cutting them in half. Five of the spectators killed were children, all of whom were standing along the race course. Portago desperately wanted to win this race and waited too long to make a tire change. The crash was caused by a worn tire. The manufacturer was blamed and sued for this, as was the Ferrari team. A second car crash in Brescia took the life of Joseph Göttgens. He was driving a Triumph TR 3. From 1958 to 1961, the event resumed as a rallying-like round trip at legal speeds with a few special stages driven at full speed, but this was discontinued also. Since 1977, the name was revived as the Mille Miglia Storica, a parade for pre-1957 cars that takes several days, which also spawned the 2007 documentary film Mille Miglia - The Spirit of a Legend.

A&W Root Beer is a brand of root beer, primarily available in the United States and Canada, that was started in 1919 by Roy Allen. In 1922, Allen partnered with Frank Wright. They combined their initials to create the brand "A&W" and inspired a restaurant chain which was founded 1922. The first A&W root beer drinks were sold for five cents. A&W Root Beer is often referred to as the root beer standard amongst root beer reviewers.

You can't stop a professional car thief but you can slow them down. If there are enough deterrents, they may just look someplace else for a car to steal. Time is your main weapon. The longer it takes to steal the car, the greater the chance that it won't be stolen. Here's a collection of tips on how to prevent your vehicle from being stolen. Car alarm system: You need a car alarm system that will wake the dead and attract attention when it goes off. Visual alarm indicator LEDs: Make sure that you have an active alarm LED(s) that are clearly visible that will let the car thief know that an alarm is present and active. The indicators should be visible from a distance. Car alarm window stickers: You need to make the car thief aware that there is an alarm system installed. Use alarm stickers on the windows. Do not use alarm stickers that indicate which alarm system is being used. The less that the car thief knows about the alarm system, the better it is for you. Separate battery for the alarm system: One of the first things that a car thief will do is to try and disconnect the battery. Normally, the alarm system is tied into the battery so they will try to cut the battery cable. Use a hidden 12V motorcycle battery for the alarm system.

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