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Ernie's House of Whoopass! November 21, 2011
November 21, 2011

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One day after the famous pepper-spraying, UC Davis students silently, peacefully confront Chancellor Katehi. Which leads me to ask... a Buick Enclave? Really? Don't they pay her better than that?

They say two heads are better than one, but in the case of 2-Headed Shark Attack, it turns out that two heads are more ridiculous-looking than one. While Jaws made us scared to go into the water, some movie sharks — particularly those from B-movies like said soon-to-be-released Carmen Electra-fest — are more likely to make people die with laughter than with their teeth. In honor of this, we list the 15 shoddiest movie sharks of all time.

Gun safety training seeks to instill a certain mindset and appropriate habits by following specific rules. The mindset is that firearms are inherently dangerous and must always be handled with care. Handlers are taught to treat firearms with respect for their destructive capabilities, and strongly discouraged from playing or toying with firearms, a common cause of accidents. The rules of gun safety follow from this mindset. There are many variations, and one of them is the Four Rules introduced by Colonel Jeff Cooper, which are: All guns are always loaded. Never let the muzzle cover anything you are not willing to destroy. Keep your finger off the trigger until your sights are on the target. Be sure of your target and what is beyond it. With that in mind, count the violations.

A full face helmet covers the entire head, with a rear that covers the base of the skull, and a protective section over the front of the chin. Such helmets have an open cutout in a band across the eyes and nose, and often include a clear or tinted transparent plastic face shield, known as a visor, that generally swivels up and down to allow access to the face. Many full face helmets include vents to increase the airflow to the rider. The significant attraction of these helmets is their protectiveness. Some wearers dislike the increased heat, sense of isolation, lack of wind, and reduced hearing of such helmets. Full face helmets intended for off-road use sometimes omit the face shield, but extend the visor and chin portions to increase ventilation, since riding off-road is a very strenuous activity. Studies have shown that full face helmets offer the most protection to motorcycle riders because 35% of all crashes showed major impact on the chin-bar area. Wearing a helmet with less coverage eliminates that protection — the less coverage the helmet offers, the less protection for the rider.

What female athletes lack in upper arm strength, they make up for by showing excessive amounts of skin. It's an excellent strategy because I think we'd all agree that seeing models play football in their underwear is no less than 10 times greater than watching anyone do pull-ups. Here are the skimpiest outfits in professional sports, and some exceptionally fascinating facts about the sports they are associated with.

Ken's Foods is privately held food manufacturing company located in Marlborough, Massachusetts. Ken's primary products are salad dressings, sauces and marinades. The company's commercial food manufacturing divisions produce products both for retail sale and food service, including contract manufacturing for companies such as Newman's Own. The brand takes its name after Ken's Steak House, a Framingham, Massachusetts, restaurant founded by the Hanna family in 1941. As the restaurant grew, locals began to request that the Hannas bottle their dressings for sale. In 1958 the Hannas licensed the company's name to a family friend and the manufacturing company was founded. Ken's is the number three manufacturer of salad dressings in the United States behind Kraft Foods and Wish-Bone. Besides its headquarters in Marlborough, the company employs over 600 people in facilities located in McDonough, Georgia and Las Vegas, Nevada. The company's commercial foods division provides the majority of business, generating about $100 million in sales during 2001. Its retail sales of the company's bottled products reached almost $88 million in 2002.

Here is Lily, MtnRanks.com mascot doing what she loves, chasing bikes. Filmed in park city, ut at our new trailside bike park.

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What can a cartoon produced in 1948, teach us today, that's of any value? You'd be very surprised! Pay close attention! Keep in mind this was produced in 1948. Keep telling yourself that as you view it. Greg

Everyone Poops is the title of US editions of the English translation of Minna Unchi, a Japanese children's book written and illustrated by the prolific children's author Tar Gomi and 1st published in Japan by Fukuinkan Shoten in 1977 within the series Kagaku no Tomo Kessaku-sh. The English translation has been published in the US by Kane/Miller, within the series "My Body Science", and by Scholastic. The book tells children that all animals defecate, and that they have always done so. The first sixteen pages contain various prompts regarding defecation in animals such as opposites -- "An elephant makes a big poop" and "mouse makes a tiny poop"; comparisons (that various species produce various sizes and shapes of poop) and questions such as, "What does whale poop look like?" The book then goes on to explain how people of all ages, from adult to very young child, defecate, and how infants may use diapers. The final portion of the book explains that because every animal eats, it must therefore defecate, and the book ends with rear views of the boy and six different animals defecating and the words "Everyone Poops".

Nothing to see here, just an exploding Volvo captured at 1000 frames per second. Michael Bay approves.

A subconjunctival hemorrhage also known as hyposphagma, is bleeding underneath the conjunctiva. The conjunctiva contains many small, fragile blood vessels that are easily ruptured or broken. When this happens, blood leaks into the space between the conjunctiva and sclera. Whereas a bruise typically appears black or blue underneath the skin, a subconjunctival hemorrhage initially appears bright-red underneath the transparent conjunctiva. Later, the hemorrhage may spread and become green or yellow, like a bruise. Usually this disappears within 2 weeks. Although its appearance may be alarming, in general a subconjunctival hemorrhage is a painless and harmless condition; however, it may be associated with high blood pressure, trauma to the eye, or a base of skull fracture if there is no posterior border of the hemorrhage visible.

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