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Ernie's House of Whoopass! November 22, 2011
November 22, 2011

Why Hello, My Little Babushka.

GOOD NEWS, GOOD NEWS, GOOD NEWS: Saiga 12's -- such as mine which I've nicknamed The Kremlin, in honor of Russia's only active aircraft carrier included in my old Commodore 64 game, Red Storm Rising (page 75) -- Benelli M4's -- which I want but can't afford -- and virtually any other tactical/military shotgun can no longer be banned from import by the ATF. A little noticed provision tucked into a large appropriations bill obviously flew under the radar of the "Brady Bunch" and the "Illegal Mayors." The new law effectively kills ATF's plan to stop tactical/military shotgun imports by way of abusing the "sporting purpose" requirement and their agency rulemaking powers.

Wait, is this a racist picture? I'm not sure.

On that note, Louis Dethy was a Belgian family man. He had a wife and 14 kids and if that seems excessive to you, then holy shit keep reading. Put yourself in Louis Dethy's position: You had a wife and a bunch of kids, but you cheated on your wife, and she took all of those kids away in the divorce. You, in turn, refused to forgive them for leaving you, then your whole family turns on you, and your mother -- who paid for the house in which you live -- is cutting you out of her will and leaving the house to your daughter. What do yo, do? Dethy decided that, in the event that he got evicted from his house, whoever moved in was in for a festival of firearms. As a last-ditch revenge plot against his family, he rigged more than a dozen shotguns all over his house: a crate of beer that would trigger a shotgun when enough bottles were removed, a trunk full of money in the attic rigged to blow your head off, the television had a shotgun rigged to it and even the water tank had more shotgun. He wrote out a series of codes and riddles to help him remember where the shotguns were hidden, because he was clever; but he forgot to consult them and eventually shot himself in the head, because he's retarded. The traps were so well-hidden and elaborate that it took a military anti-mining team three weeks to disarm 19 of them, which involved taking the entire three-story house apart. By the way, according to Dethy's notes there were supposed be 20. Want to drive yourself crazy for a few hours? The final clue was "The 12 Apostles are ready to work on the pebbles."

A glow stick is a single-use translucent plastic tube containing isolated substances which when combined make light through a chemical reaction-induced chemiluminescence which does not require an electrical power source. Although the glow stick is often used for recreation, it may also be relied upon for light during important military, police and fire, or EMS operations.

Hey Big E! I was just wondering if you or anybody else caught the scene with one of the crew in the background.. (see attached) Are they ever going to find that little girl? LOL Shawn.

Like someone else commented, here's how I hope they open the next episode, because this whole hunting-for-Sophia plotline? Yeah, here's what I think about that.

Game Challenge: Use your mouse to slice the objects, remove the red shapes from the platform as they fall off the screen. You're only allowed 3 slices per level, so use each slice wisely. But here's the corker. Completing all 20 levels in 3-slice mode is actually quite easy. Once you've done that (eh, maybe 10 minutes) you enable 2-slice mode. That's where shit gets real. Beat my 1724% in 2 slice mode.

Petite: adjective; slender, and trim. Used of a girl or woman. As beautiful female athletes and WAGs continue to flood sexy magazine covers and be featured around sports, it has become clear that meager stature doesn't lead to defeat. While women aren't normally known to be particularly tall, there aren't as many who rest below the 5'5" plateau anymore. Must be something in the water. These petite women may be in short supply*, but they have proved that all the size of the fight in the dog is all that matters. Smaller stature is often seen as having aphrodisiac qualities, with taller men sometimes having an affinity for the wider gap in size. The heights are approximations from other sources. Here are the 50 hottest petite women in the sports world. In related news, Minka Kelly is only 5'4" and a half.

The Honda CRF series is a line of four-stroke motocross and trail motorcycles manufactured and marketed by Honda. The CRF line was launched in 2002 as a successor to the Honda XR series. The full sized motocross bikes are equipped with liquid-cooled, single-cylinder four-stroke engines that are available from 149 cc to 649 cc. They now have dual-sport motorcycles. The entry-level CRF's have simple air-cooled engines, and are available from 50 cc to 230 cc. The Honda CRF450R was the first in the series, followed with the CRF250R in 2004. Further down the line, the CRF450X and CRF250X bikes emerged, both designed for mostly off-road use. They are considered among the best motocrossers of their class, and have been a leading seller since their introduction.

Took this in Edmonton Alberta at the West Edmonton mall... Made me grin instantly.. Steve

Ernie, Just saw this place today and thought you might get a kick out of it. It seems to have pissed of some of the local residents. Thanks, Fred

This summer, 24-year old Seanna Sharpe did an illegal acrobatics show 285 feet up the Williamsburg bridge, 11 stories over rush hour train traffic, hanging from the double-silk cloud swing she invented.

The Domestic Canary, often simply known as the canary, is a domesticated form of the wild Canary, a small songbird in the finch family originating from the Macaronesian Islands (Azores, Madeira and Canary Islands). Canaries were first bred in captivity in the 17th century. They were brought over by Spanish sailors to Europe. Monks started breeding them and only sold the males (which sing). This kept the birds in short supply and drove the price up. Eventually Italians obtained hens and were able to breed the birds themselves. This made them very popular and resulted in many breeds arising and the birds being bred all over Europe. Canaries are best suited to breeding in a controlled environment with one pair per cage. This is essential for any pedigree show varieties. They can also be bred successfully in an avaiary situation if there is sufficient room, excess nesting sites, and a plentiful supply of nesting material.

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