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Ernie's House of Whoopass! January 4, 2012
January 4, 2012

Who Knew He Would Be More Bushy Than Bush?

President Obama just signed the National Defense Authorization Act into law despite startling provisions that will allow the military to indefinitely detain American citizens. It's a travesty, defying basic principles of justice and due process in perhaps the most extreme respect our nation has ever seen. If there's enough of a public outcry, we have a real chance of making this happen: More than 40 senators voted against the indefinite detention provisions of the NDAA -- and that was before the media and general public caught on to what was happening. Please urge your Senators to remedy this terrible wrong.

Lawrence Block is an acclaimed contemporary American crime writer best known for two long-running New York–set series, about the recovering alcoholic P.I. Matthew Scudder and gentleman burglar Bernie Rhodenbarr, respectively. Born in Buffalo, N.Y., Lawrence Block attended Antioch College in Yellow Springs, OH, but left before graduating. His earliest work, published pseudonymously in the 1950s, was mostly in the porn paperback industry, an apprenticeship he shared with fellow mystery author Donald E. Westlake. Early career, Block wrote under a several pseudonyms, including Jill Emerson, credited for seven novels of lesbian erotica. Block picked up the Emerson identity again for Getting Off: A Novel of Sex & Violence. Block was named a Grand Master by the Mystery Writers of America in 1993.

While you're sitting there contemplating the holiday pounds you put on and your new years resolutions, I just thought you'd like some hot, fit and flexible women to look at. It may not give you incentive to hit the gym, but they might raise your heart rate a bit.

The Striped Dolphin is an extensively studied dolphin that is found in temperate and tropical waters of all the world's oceans. The Striped Dolphin has a similar size and shape to several other dolphins that inhabit the waters that it does (see Pantropical Spotted Dolphin, Atlantic Spotted Dolphin, Clymene Dolphin). However its colouring is very different and makes them relatively easy to notice at sea. The underside is blue, white or pink. There are one or two black bands that circle the eyes, and then run across the back, to the flipper. Japan has hunted Striped Dolphins in the western Pacific since at least the 1940s. In the heyday of "striped dolphin drives", at least 8,000 to 9,000 individuals were killed each year and in one exceptional year 21,000 individuals were killed. Since the 1980s, following the introduction of quotas, this number has fallen to around 1,000 kills per year. Conservationists are concerned about the Mediterranean population which is threatened by pollution, disease, busy shipping lanes and heavy incidental catches in fishing nets.

Bestway Group is UK's second largest Cash & Carry operator, and is the second largest cement producer in Pakistan; and joint owners of Pakistan's third largest bank; they are the largest overseas Pakistani investor with investments in excess of US$1.0 billion. Given the ever-increasing demand for ethnic foods in the UK and continental Europe, Bestway Group established a specialist ethnic foods marketing company – MAP Trading Ltd. To complement this, a rice mill was established at Abbey Road. The company is the UK's single largest importer of Basmati rice from Pakistan, under the brand name of White Pearl; it is the best selling Pakistani rice in the UK and Europe. In last few years the White Pearl brand has since been extended across other products such as flour, edible oil, lentils, pulses and spices.

If you have any interest in games or animation or technology, you've probably watched a "look how fun and crazy our workplace is" video or photo tour of some company. They'll throw everything from scooters to Nerf guns at you to show you how their company is basically Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory if Willy Wonka made software. But if you watch enough of these tours you start to notice the same things coming up again and again. Exactly how "out of the box" is something when every single one of your competitors is doing the exact same thing? Take a look at these things and you decide. Well, at least Comverse had a fooseball table and a combo Galaga / Ms Pacman game; 1 out of 7 ain't bad, right?

Garnier is a mass market cosmetics brand of L'Oréal that produces hair care and skin care products. Much like other brands from L'Oréal, it is sold in several markets around the world. With Fructis, the first range of hair care products formulated with active fruits, Garnier made a conspicuous foray into the cosmetic shampoos sector. The packaging echoed this break with tradition in the choice of its eye-catching apple green bottle.

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Since you published the shooting range pics of the woman shooting the S&W, let me show you a pic of my wife shooting not just this pistol for it's first time, but for HER first time to shoot anything! I shot at the head to show her how to aim, and as you can see by the BIG holes, the rest was up to her, 7/8 bulls-eyes. Don't let the grey hair fool you, she is a tiger at the range. Charles

Dude, I am so happy you finished that sentence with "at the range" otherwise I'd have been totally creeped out. P.S. That's a might nice clay pigeon gun ya got there.

Lei is a Hawaiian word for a garland or wreath. More loosely defined, a lei is any series of objects strung together with the intent to be worn. The most popular concept of a lei in Hawaiian culture is a wreath of flowers draped around the neck presented upon arriving or leaving as a symbol of affection. This concept was popularized through tourism between the Hawaiian Islands and the continental United States in the 19th and 20th centuries. A lei may be composed of a pattern or series of just about anything, but most commonly consists of fresh natural foliage such as flowers, leaves, vines, fern fronds, and seeds. "Non-traditional" materials such as cloth ribbon, sequins, cellophane wrap, curling ribbon, and yarn are often used to fashion novelty leis in various forms today.

Jordan is a spectacular figure in the constellation of glamour models, almost a cyber babe in her fantasy proportions. Her voluptuous body features huge H cup breasts—something you don't see every day—and a fabulous backside that's as squeezeable as they come. Coming originally from Europe, this major dream doll now blesses southern California in LA with her sexual presence. If you want to see some great uncoverage of this 5'6? 118 34HH-24-35 sexbomb, just check this out.

Tropic Thunder is a 2008 American action satire comedy film written, produced, and directed by Ben Stiller, and starring Stiller, Robert Downey, Jr., and Jack Black. The main plot revolves around Hook-handed Vietnam veteran John "Four Leaf" Tayback's memoir, Tropic Thunder, is being made into a film. With the exception of newcomer supporting actor Kevin Sandusky, the cast—fading action hero Tugg Speedman, five-time Academy Award-winning Australian method actor Kirk Lazarus, rapper Alpa Chino, and drug-addicted comedian Jeff Portnoy — behave unreasonably. Rookie director Damien Cockburn is unable to control the actors during the filming of a large war scene and just five days into shooting the production is reported to be one month behind schedule. Cockburn is ordered by studio executive Les Grossman to get filming back on track, or risk the cancellation of production. The film gave birth to one of the most overused catch phrases of the year, "I'm a lead farmer, mutherfucka!"

The NFL season is officially over for the majority of football fans, and will be over for the rest within the month. That means the national sports media spotlight will shift, at least partially, to the NBA. Well, not the NBA at large, but rather a small group of large-market teams that get all the glory and land coveted free agents. They also attract the hottest celebrity fans, following the "rich get richer" theme in this country that we're all pretty familiar with by now. Let's take a look at the five NBA teams with the hottest celebrity fan bases, and some of their hottest fans, and see who did come out on top.

Deja Blue is a brand of bottled water distributed by the Dr Pepper Snapple Group. It has a modest 2.6 percent market share. It was first available in Texas, starting in 1997. By 2002, its distribution area encompassed 10 states, and availability in 10 others. The product is currently distributed nationally.

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