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Ernie's House of Whoopass! January 16, 2012
January 16, 2012

A Man Can't Ride Your Back Unless It's Bent.

Martin Luther King, Jr. was an American clergyman, activist, and prominent leader in the African-American Civil Rights Movement. He is best known for being an iconic figure in the advancement of civil rights in the United States and around the world, using nonviolent methods following the teachings of Mahatma Gandhi. King has become a national icon in the history of modern American liberalism. A Baptist minister, King became a civil rights activist early in his career. He led the 1955 Montgomery Bus Boycott and helped found the Southern Christian Leadership Conference (SCLC) in 1957, serving as its first president. King's efforts led to the 1963 March on Washington, where King delivered his "I Have a Dream" speech. There, he expanded American values to include the vision of a color blind society, and established his reputation as one of the greatest orators in American history. In 1964, King became the youngest person to receive the Nobel Peace Prize for his work to end racial segregation and racial discrimination through civil disobedience and other nonviolent means. By the time of his death in 1968, he had refocused his efforts on ending poverty and stopping the Vietnam War. Dr. Martin Luther King was assassinated on April 4, 1968, in Memphis, Tennessee. He was posthumously awarded the Presidential Medal of Freedom in 1977 and Congressional Gold Medal in 2004; Martin Luther King, Jr. Day was established as a U.S. federal holiday in 1986. [wikipedia]

Oh, and since it's Martin Luther King day -- you know, the guy who freedom, civil rights and fought against racism, discrimination and prejudice -- Attorney General Eric Holder says you're a racist because you're investigating Fast and Furious and he's black. That's some set of balls on him, eh?

A pool noodle is a cylindrical piece of polyethylene foam, sometimes hollow. Pool noodles are used by people of all ages while swimming. They are useful when learning to swim, for floating, for rescue reaching, in various forms of water play, and for aquatic exercise. Pool noodles are particularly useful to support amateur snorkelers.

The "just get in and sit wherever" school of boarding practiced by some budget airlines is quick and easy. It seems like that would be less efficient if you view humans as a bunch of automated windup toys. In practice, humans use their twin faculties of intelligence and aversion to dry humping strangers to make efficient seating decisions. But the best solution has been developed by one Dr. Jason Steffen, an Illinois astrophysicist. His method proposes that airlines should board the window seats first, then the middle seats, then the aisle seats, starting first with the even rows and then the odds. With people at the front and back of the plane boarding at the same time, everyone's able to spread out and focus on getting to their goddamn seat already. The most noticeable thing is how easy it is for people to move around each other in the center aisle when everyone's not stuffing their luggage into the same overhead luggage compartment at the same moment. Instead, people who are far enough from each other to do jumping jacks are putting their luggage up at the same time.

Colgate is an oral hygiene product line of toothpastes, toothbrushes, mouthwashes and dental floss. Colgate ProClinical white toothpaste is a professionally inspired toothpaste with clinically proven technology. Engineered by Colgate scientists and dental experts, Colgate ProClinical white toothpaste empowers you to obtain your own ultimate smile — every day, in the comfort of your own home. It is formulated with powerful ProLuminex crystals that safely whiten teeth by removing and preventing surface stains and discoloration. This toothpaste is designed to be used daily and helps protect against cavities.

Men who love voluptuous women can’t get enough of that hourglass figure – it brings back thoughts of the beautiful Marilyn Monroe, along with current beauties like Christina Hendricks. We’ve been able to capture that hourglass shaped body with many of our models through the years here. Here are some of my favorites.

In 1892 Arthur Turnure founded Vogue as a weekly publication in the United States sponsored by Kristoffer Wright. When he died in 1909, Condé Montrose Nast picked up the magazine and slowly began growing its publication. He changed it to a bi-weekly magazine and also started Vogue overseas starting in the 1910s. He first went to Britain in 1916, and started a Vogue there, then to Spain, and then to Italy and France in 1920, where it was a huge success. The magazine's number of publications and profit increased dramatically under his management. The magazine's number of subscriptions surged during the Depression, and again during World War II. During this time, noted critic and former Vanity Fair editor Frank Crowninshield served as its editor, having been moved over from Vanity Fair by publisher Condé Nast. In 1973, Vogue became a monthly publication. Under editor-in-chief Grace Mirabella, the magazine underwent extensive editorial and stylistic changes to respond to changes in the lifestyles of its target audience.

It is amazing how little it takes to entertain us. Greg

Hi Ernie. Love the site, blah, blah, blah… Watching the video you posted on Continuous Chest Compression CPR, well, it seemed to….clinical. Here is a different version for the same info with actor Vinnie Jones: Vinnie Jones' hard and fast Hands-only CPR (full-length version)… taken right from Youtube. Chris from Canada

This happened while two trophy trucks were racing for position. Spectacular wreck, but both the drivers and co-drivers were ok. The lead truck even continued racing the next day. Scott

I don't know about the rest of you, but this is certainly a problem we've faced before. A search on "candle wax carpet" verified that this question is quite common. We speak from personal experience when we tell you this quick and easy solution offered by works wonders: Let the wax harden, then scrap off the excess with a dull knife. Place part of a paper bag, a sheet of newspaper, paper towels, or a clean cloth over the wax. Using a warm iron, press gently on the paper bag. Be careful not to leave the iron in one place too long or you may burn the carpet fibers. Voila! The paper bag will soak up the melted wax.

Paragliding is the recreational and competitive adventure sport of flying paragliders: lightweight, free-flying, foot-launched glider aircraft with no rigid primary structure. The pilot sits in a harness suspended below a hollow fabric wing whose shape is formed by its suspension lines, the pressure of air entering vents in the front of the wing and the aerodynamic forces of the air flowing over the outside. Despite not using an engine, paraglider flights can last many hours and cover many hundreds of kilometres, though flights of 1–2 hours and covering some tens of miles are more the norm. By skilful exploitation of sources of lift the pilot may gain height, often climbing to a few thousand feet over the surrounding countryside. Landing involves lining up for an approach into wind, and just before touching down, ‘flaring’ the wing to minimise vertical and/or horizontal speed. It is not known how getting hit by a truck helps in landing, but that guy did it anyway.

The human rib cage, also known as the thoracic cage, is a bony and cartilaginous structure which surrounds the thoracic cavity and supports the pectoral girdle, forming a core portion of the human skeleton. A typical human rib cage consists of 24 ribs, the sternum, costal cartilages, and the 12 thoracic vertebrae. It, along with the skin and associated fascia and muscles, makes up the thoracic wall and provides attachments for the muscles of the neck, thorax, upper abdomen, and back.

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