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Ernie's House of Whoopass! February 6, 2012
February 6, 2012

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You know, I sat here this morning and spent a good ten minutes trying to figure out who I hates more, pretty boy Tom Brady or classless Bill Belichick. Hell if I could come up with an answer, so I guess I hate them both equally? And on a related note, if SOPA/PIPA had passed, that father would have been facing a 5 year jail sentence plus a hefty fine up to $15,000,000, all in the name of copyright infringement.

Shotgunning is a means of consuming a canned beverage, particularly beer, very quickly by punching a hole in the side of the can. With this method, it is possible to easily drink a canned beverage in under 10 seconds. A related technique, strawpedoing, is used for containers not easily punctured such as a glass bottle. A straw is inserted into the bottle to similar effect. The technique works since a literal bottle neck is created where air entering the container to release pressure must travel through the same orifice as liquid leaving. The extra holes allows air to enter simultaneously as liquid leaves the main hole. In the East Coast of the United States, beer funnel is another term for beer bong. "Funneling" a beer involves pouring an entire beer into a funnel attached to a tube, in which a person then consumes the beer via the tube.

A butter knife refers to any non-serrated table knife designed with a dull edge and rounded point; formal flatware patterns make a distinction between such a place knife (or table knife) and a butter knife. In this usage, a butter knife (or master butter knife) is a sharp-pointed, dull edged knife, often with a sabre shape, used only to serve out pats of butter from a central butter dish to individual diners' plates. Master butter knives are not used to spread the butter onto bread: this would contaminate the butter remaining in the butter dish when the next pat of butter was served. Rather, diners at the breakfast, the luncheon, and the informal dinner table use an individual butter knife to apply butter to their bread. Individual butter knives have a round point, so as not to tear the bread, and are sometimes termed butter spreaders. If no butter spreaders are provided, a dinner knife may be used as an alternative.

Lemmy Kilmister is the 66-year-old frontman of Motorhead, an all around hard rock legend and a lifelong poster boy for friendly mutton chops. He is one of the very few true rock 'n' roll icons of the olden times who not only still grace the land of the living, but also are actually still actively doing their thing. He is also, with the possible exception of Keith Richards, by far the most unlikely person to actually do so. Lemmy drinks at least one bottle of whiskey a day, and he's done it for over 35 years. The food he consumes is equally unhealthy: He loathes vegetables and eats mainly meats and cheese, with the occasional cake or biscuit thrown in, administered on a "however much he likes, whenever he likes it" basis. He's been smoking since he was 11. He does copious amounts of drugs daily, and has done so for decades.

And since it's Ronald Reagan's birthday...

Good ol' Gipper narrates this! When watching this, keep in mind that back in WWII, it was know fact that the average Negro wouldn't fight in the war because they were cowardly and lack the moral responsibility to wage war. Guess the Tuskegee Airmen proved otherwise. I read somewhere that Eleanor Roosevelt was instrumental in getting them formed. Haven't seen the movie yet, but I will! Grasshopper

Curtain rods can be made of many materials including- wood, metal and plastic. Curtain rods come in almost endless styles and designs. Not all curtain rods are simple straight poles, curved and hinged poles are available from numerous companies, allowing installation in bay windows and around curved walls and corners. Curtain rods can also be of a crane or swing arm design. Prices and quality of curtain rods are as varied as designs from inexpensive big box store products to high end specialty products made by companies catering to interior designers and architects.

Ali Sonoma is one of my favorite models. She thn went on to become a UFC Octagon Girl and gained thousands more fans. Along with her killer body, she has a beautiful face and an even better personality! As you cans see from the pictures, Ali is very serious about staying in great shape. Hope you enjoy the photos.

World of Warcraft (WoW) is a massively multiplayer online role-playing game (MMORPG) by Blizzard Entertainment. It is the fourth released game set in the fantasy Warcraft universe, which was first introduced by Warcraft: Orcs & Humans in 1994. Blizzard Entertainment announced World of Warcraft on September 2, 2001. The game was released on November 23, 2004, on the 10th anniversary of the Warcraft franchise. According to one of Yee's 2005 studies, 84 percent of "World of Warcraft" players are male, and 16 percent are female. The average player's age is 28, and female players tend to be a few years older than male players. Regardless of their gender, players spend an average of 21 to 22 hours a week playing the game.

Hey Ernie, My name is Nick. I haven't been to your site in forever, but my boss and I both used to visit it every day. I even wrote you a few times (mnholmes@memphis.edu), and you posted the link to my YouTube video for the Veteran's Oral History Project at the University of Memphis. Back in those days, my boss Brian and I worked IT and I was the tech support errand boy at a medical billing company. Basically, we ruled the interwebz and could surf with impunity. Then he moved on, and following graduation I moved to a bank, and blah blah blah. I'm writing because now I am a United States Marine. Turns out working at a bank as a commercial lender is about as fun as working at a bank as a commercial lender. Long story short, I'm stationed at and if memory serves, you live nearby. Let's drink, good sir. We basically consider you a celebrity, so it'd be awesome to meet you, let alone toss back a few. And also, because I know of your love and support of the armed forces, I included three pictures from my grandfather's funeral service. He was a belly gunner in a B-24 and flew 50 combat missions. He had two confirmed enemy fighter kills, and his plane even dropped a bomb down a smokestack of a destroyer; a very rare achievement. He died two weeks ago at the age of 89. His name was Jim Cull. I got to go home for the service to be a pallbearer. The Army Sergeant is my cousin Sgt. Vincent. He's actually a SSgt but didn't have time to turn his uniform in to add the stripes. I'm obviously the Marine with mosquito wings. Sorry for the long email and the pubes on the subject line. Oorah. Nick

Well I don't know about living right nearby, but I'll certainly tip on in your grandfather's honor. Okay, maybe three or four. Or eight.

Crowd psychology is a branch of social psychology. Ordinary people can typically gain direct power by acting collectively. Historically, because large groups of people have been able to bring about dramatic and sudden social change in a manner that bypasses established due process, they have also provoked controversy. Social scientists have developed several different theories for explaining crowd psychology, and the ways in which the psychology of the crowd differs significantly from the psychology of those individuals within it. Carl Jung coined the notion of the Collective unconscious. At a general level, crowd psychology is concerned with the behaviour and thought processes of individual crowd members and the crowd as a whole. Given the prevalence of crowd events, and the potential safety issues associated with such large gatherings of people, the topic is receiving increasing attention from agencies responsible for crowd management and also from governments.

The Web seems obsessed by all things Russian at the moment, so what could kindle our curiosity more than a selection of torture devices from that colossal country, preserved for our pleasure? OK, so they're more Spanish Inquisition than KGB interrogation, but that makes little difference when all we care about is how sadistically sick they are.

Well this is neat, I've never seen a lava lamp night light before. How clever.

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