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Ernie's House of Whoopass! March 5, 2012
March 5, 2012

Don't Hate. We All Love Justin Bieber A Little Bit.

The Bell AH-1 Cobra is a two-bladed, single engine attack helicopter manufactured by Bell Helicopter. It shares a common engine, transmission and rotor system with the older UH-1 Iroquois. The AH-1 was the backbone of the United States Army's attack helicopter fleet, but has been replaced by the AH-64 Apache in Army service. The AH-1 twin engine versions remain in service with United States Marine Corps (USMC) as the service's primary attack helicopter. Surplus AH-1 helicopters have been converted for fighting forest fires. Its civilian designation, the Bell 209, the Cobra was derived from the twin beam construction and basic drive train of the UH-1 Huey. During a filming of the Korean Top Gear, an AH1 Cobra helicopter was being used to film a Corvette, crashed in the Arizona desert when the pilot lost control. Amazingly, both helicopter pilots were treated at the scene and walked away unharmed.

Iconix Brand Group is a brand management company that licenses brands to retailers and manufacturers primarily in the apparel, footwear, and apparel accessory industries. Its brands are available in such stores as Kohl's, Kmart, Sears, Macy's, Target and JC Penney. The company began as Candie's, Inc., whose brand it purchased in 1993. The Bongo brand was purchased in 1998. The Badgley Mischka brand was purchased in 2004. The Joe Boxer and Rampage brands were acquired on July 22, 2005 and September 15, 2005, respectively.

The navel -- clinically known as the umbilicus, colloquially known as the belly button -- is a scar on the abdomen at the attachment site of the umbilical cord. All placental mammals have a navel, and it is quite conspicuous in humans. Other animals' navels tend to be smoother and flatter, often nothing more than a thin line, and are often obscured by fur as well. In humans, the navel scar can appear as a depression (often referred to as an innie) or as a protrusion (called an outie). About 90 percent of humans have innies. The occurrence of an outie navel is caused by the extra skin left from the umbilical cord or from umbilical hernias, although a child with an umbilical hernia will not necessarily develop an outie.

Hey Ernie, Congratulations on getting your dads gun! My dad was a pussy, hence, no guns to inherit. In other news, did you catch this recent episode of "doomsday preppers", where the father takes the kids out of town to shoot (which-if you see the whole thing-he set an example of VERY unsafe range saftey). Maybe that is why he blew his thumb off, then passed out after he saw the wound. A gun is a gun is a gun, I took my hunter saftey course at 14, prior to getting my first shotgun. I used to reload my shells with a Lee Load-All, boy, that was when things were easy to get. I am serously considering a CWP up here in Oregon, but at the same time, I get the feeling that those are the first people the Fed's are going to go after when Obama declares martial law under the NDAA. You know, that law he signed in Hawii on New Years Eve, in private, after a personal pledge not to. Take Care, Damon

Westboro Baptist assholes are even up here now. This is a couple of bergs away. I'll be surprised if there isn't a Baptist ass kicking before it's all over.

I remember when someone slashed the tires on WBC's van two years ago, and then happened again quite recently when they attempted to protest funerals of the tornado victims.

I don't know what's more shocking: the fact that this guy won with a shitty 215, or that he talks so much shit after doing it. WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE? I AM.

You know, I don't think this guy realizes how stupid he looks in that ridiculous cowboy hat.

One of my favorite things about writing for Bleacher Report is that they allow me the ability to exercise arbitrary, made-up powers that don't exist in my regular, real-world life. Casting for fictional movies, fictional matchmaking for sports stars and handing out grades and/or awards aren't really marketable skills in the real world—which is unfortunate, because I excel at all of them. Which is why I've decided to hand out grades to 100 of the hottest hotties in all of sports—grading them in a few relevant categories and assigning a final overall grade. Brings back unpleasant memories, doesn't it? Let's do this. Amber Lee

Emma de Caunes is a French film actress. She is best known for playing the role of Sabine in Mr. Bean's Holiday. De Caunes appeared in various advertisements before landing her first major film role in Sylvie Verheyde's Un Frere. After her performance in the 1997 film, de Caunes won Most Promising Actress at the 1998 Cesar awards and Best Actress at the 1997 Paris Film Festival, and was nominated for Best Actress in the Acteurs a l'Ecran awards. She won the 2002 Prix Romy Schneider, an award given annually to a promising young actress.

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