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Ernie's House of Whoopass! March 8, 2012
March 8, 2012

Never Underestimate The Importance Of Good Oral Hygiene.

To hell with truckers, I want one of these for the zombie apocalypse.

"Proper Condom Use" is the seventh episode of the fifth season of the animated television series South Park, and the 72nd episode of the series overall. "Proper Condom Use" originally aired in the United States on August 1, 2001 on Comedy Central. The episode opens with Cartman excitedly tells Stan and Kyle to come with him to Kenny's house. Repeating the phrase "red rocket", he masturbates Kenny's dog to the point of ejaculation, or, as he says, "milks the dog." A study by the Parents Television Council on violence, sexual content, and profanity on cable television briefly referred to multiple scenes in this episode.

You know how a common complaint among the masses focuses on the fact that an 18 year old can go and die for his country, but can't enjoy a beer? Or gamble? Or own a handgun? Well, in a very rare case of a state government actually doing something that makes sense, Florida Representatives Kreegel and Brandes sponsored HB 463 in the Florida House ensuring that our current military members and honorably discharged veterans can obtain a Florida Concealed Weapons permit regardless of age or duty station. The bills have already passed all seven committees, the full house, and the full senate unanimously. The new provisions will take effect as soon as Governor Scott signs HB 463 in to law.

One common variant of the piggyback involves the carried person sitting on the carrier's shoulders with a leg on each side of the carrier's neck and dangling downwards. Alternatively the carried person is positioned lower laterally along the carrier's back, legs extending forward around the carrier's waist to provide balance and possibly be supported by the carrier's arms. The latter position requires less physical strength and is safer for both persons, however by being positioned on one's shoulders the carried person's weight is evenly balanced and thus over time is less exhausting.

In 2007, a new species of leech was discovered in Peru. When we say "discovered," I mean that it was found inside the head of a 9-year-old after she complained about a "sliding sensation" in the back of her nostril. After digging around in there, physician Renzo Arauco-Brown discovered what appeared to be a leech with a chainsaw for a face. The species, dubbed Tyrannobdella rex, is 3 inches long and has a set of teeth five times bigger than your regular leech chompers. But that's not even the most terrifying thing about it.

I tell you what, that is one big ass exercise ball sitting in the corner.

Which combo weapon is better? This Combo proposed for US Soldiers? Or this Combo used by Judge Dredd? Regards, Paul

My name is Raul Oaida (from Romania) and this is my LEGO tribute to the end of the space shuttle era. Proving that although retired, this machine can still fly, albeit in toy form.

Did anyone else wonder if that landing was rather, well, Columbia'esque?

Year 417 (CDXVII) was a common year starting on Monday of the Julian calendar. At the time, it was known as the Year of the Consulship of Honorius and Constantius, or, less frequently, year 1170 Ab urbe condita. The denomination 417 for this year has been used since the early medieval period, when the Anno Domini calendar era became the prevalent method in Europe for naming years.

Every year at this time, every college student on every college campus in America has his or her mind on only one thing: March Madness. And Iím not talking about the basketball tournament. Only 68 schools get to participate in that. No, Iím talking about the other kind of March Madness: spring break. Itís right around the corner. In fact, for some lucky students, spring break might already be here. Ttoday we bring you a list the will put everyone -- whether youíre in college or not -- in the spring break spirit. So sit back and enjoy this list of the 13 sexiest spring break sports.

Nasal congestion is the blockage of the nasal passages usually due to membranes lining the nose becoming swollen from inflamed blood vessels.[1] It is also known as nasal blockage, nasal obstruction, blocked nose, stuffy nose, or stuffed up nose. Nasal congestion can interfere with the ears, hearing, and speech development. Significant congestion may interfere with sleep, cause snoring, and can be associated with sleep apnea. In children, nasal congestion from enlarged adenoids has caused chronic sleep apnea with insufficient oxygen levels and hypoxia, as well as right-sided heart failure. The problem usually resolves after surgery to remove the adenoids and tonsils. Nasal congestion can also cause mild facial and head pain, and a degree of discomfort.

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