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Ernie's House of Whoopass! March 16, 2012
March 16, 2012

I'm Completely Serious When I Say, There Isn't an Irish Joke Out There That I Haven't Heard Yet.

Except this one: An Irishman went to the doctor and was asked to give a urine sample. The Irishman asked, "What's a urine sample?" The doctor replied, "Go piss in a bottle." The Irishman retorted, "Go shit in yer hat." And just like that, the fight was on.

Anyway, in keeping with yesterday's Why-The-Fuck-Don't-We-Go_Into-Space-Anymore theme, here is a little gem from the upcoming Special Edition Ascent: Commemorating Space Shuttle DVD/BluRay a movie from the point of view of the Solid Rocket Booster with sound mixing and enhancement done by the folks at Skywalker Sound.

In metallurgy, stainless steel, also known as inox steel or inox from French "inoxydable", is defined as a steel alloy with a minimum of 10.5 or 11% chromium content by mass. Stainless steel does not corrode, rust or stain with water as ordinary steel does, but despite the name it is not fully stain-proof.[3] It is also called corrosion-resistant steel or CRES when the alloy type and grade are not detailed, particularly in the aviation industry. There are different grades and surface finishes of stainless steel to suit the environment the alloy must endure. Stainless steel is used where both the properties of steel and resistance to corrosion are required. Stainless steel’s resistance to corrosion and staining, low maintenance and familiar lustre make it an ideal material for many applications. There are over 150 grades of stainless steel, of which fifteen are most commonly used. The alloy is milled into coils, sheets, plates, bars, wire, and tubing to then be used in cookware, cutlery, hardware, surgical instruments, major appliances, industrial equipment and as an automotive and aerospace structural alloy and construction material in large buildings.

So earlier this week, I did somthing that might come back to haunt me. I got into a little bidding war over this Beretta 1200FP, but like a raging dickbag didn't follow through and let the other guy win, because the average price for a used one is around $400. The catch is, now I can't find another one, no matter where I look. Fuck.

Ernie - If you're trying so hard to "be prepared" for the zombie appocolypse, or what ever form of TEOTWAWKI, why aren't you in a less populated area? It's gonna be a bitch to get out of some places and supplies are going to diminish rapidly. What do you think about all this solar activity? Might not even need zombies! Happy to be in the middle of nowhere, Steve

Because in the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is king. I'm in SW Florida dude, the average age of the people who surround me is somewhere in the neighborhood of 60+. All I have to do is break a few hips to show who's boss and they'll be forking over their bottled water and soda crackers in no time. Well, except for these guys.

Sunkist is a brand of primarily orange flavored soft drinks launched in 1979. Sunkist was first licensed by Sunkist Growers to the General Cinema Corporation, the leading independent bottler of Pepsi-Cola products at the time. In late 1984, Sunkist Soft Drinks was sold to Del Monte. From late 1986 until 2008, it was produced by Cadbury Schweppes under license through its Cadbury Schweppes Americas Beverages subsidiary. Following the demerger of Cadbury Schweppes Americas Beverages from Cadbury Schweppes, it is now produced by Dr Pepper Snapple Group in the USA. Sunkist is still the most popular orange soda in the United States. Sunkist is sold in the UK by Vimto Soft Drinks under license from Sunkist Growers. It is also sold in Australia by Schweppes Australia (a subsidiary of Asahi Breweries), but the Australian formulation is caffeine free. In Canada, a decaffeinated version of the orange drink is marketed as C'Plus. The package indicates that there is a small amount of Sunkist Juice.

For some reason, an ever-growing number of female tennis players cannot strike a tennis ball without releasing a loud, passionate grunt. Some players let out a deep, guttural grunt that sounds like they're lifting a sofa. Others let out high-pitched screams that sound more like angry sex. But either way, once you notice it, that's all you hear when you watch a match. Pop, grunt, bounce; pop, grunt, bounce; pop, grunt, bounce; pop, grunt, bounce. In any case, today, we take a look at some of the most famous grunts in women's tennis. They pretty much run the gamut, from scary to erotic to hilarious. But in every case, they are just plain ridiculous.

ernie, i got a wild ass prediction for the season finale of the Walking Dead. i think the gang will be on the brink of being overrun in fortress farmhouse when randall's crew swoops to the rescue. they may actually have a grasp on tactics. except it won't be rescue, more like conquest. and the leader will be the Governor, fade to black. monday., i'll probably feel like a goober. tommy

Actually Tommy, if you feel likea goober (?), so will I as that's my prediction as well.

Sweaty, steamy, determined...the key ingredients to perfecting a provocative masterpiece. While we're often struck by a naughty nature and passionate approach, it's the less-than-subtle fashion in which many sports hotties attack the camera that truly gets our blood flowing. From wives and girlfriends clawing for a chance in the spotlight to athletes and reporters tearing through hearts for respect, these women continue to dominate sports with their beautiful routine. With that said, let's take a look at the 30 most provocative pics in sports. Open that window, it's starting to get steamy in here.

Dewey Decimal System is a proprietary system of library classification developed by Melvil Dewey in 1876. It has been greatly modified and expanded through 23 major revisions, the most recent in 2011. This highly organized system categorizes books on library shelves in an efficient, specific and repeatable order that makes it easy to find any book and return it to its proper place on the library shelves. The system is used in 200,000 libraries in at least 135 countries.

Ernie, While cruising on the information superhighway, I came across this girl [NUDE GALLERY] In picture 15 she has spread wide open for us all to see and I noticed an insect... Is that a fly or a bee? Thanks, Jeff

I'm not going to scare you by admitting how long I stared at that photo, trying to decide between the two, but in the end based upon the small size, I settled on fly. You're welcome.

The white-tailed deer, also known as the Virginia deer or simply as the whitetail, is a medium-sized deer native to the United States, Canada, Mexico, Central America, and South America as far south as Peru. It has also been introduced to New Zealand and some countries in Europe, such as Finland, Czech Republic, and Serbia. In the Americas, it is the most widely distributed wild ungulate. North American male deer, also known as a buck or stag, usually weighs 130 to 290 lb but, in rare cases, bucks in excess of 350 lb have been recorded. Males re-grow their antlers every year. Length and branching of antlers is determined by nutrition, age, and genetics. Rack growth tends to be very important from late spring till about a month before velvet sheds. During this time frame damage that may be done to the racks tends to be permanent. Healthy deer in some areas that are well fed can have eight-point branching antlers as yearlings.

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