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Ernie's House of Whoopass! April 5, 2012
April 5, 2012

I Love The Smell Of Napalm In The Morning.

"Selling my 1965 UH-1E Marine Corps Huey gunship. 205 ordered in 1965. 36 survived Vietnam. I bought it a few years ago and enjoyed researching its history and restoring it back to 1965 as issued condition from bell helicopter. It’s an awsome piece of history, and is the pinical of my collection. Nothing beats a Huey gunship period. This ship starts and runs great! There are no records for this helo. The last owners that flew this helo were the USDA FL Forestery service. They surplused this helo, to replace it with –H- models. It is being sold with no data plate and no records. Engine, trans and blades are missing serial numbers. All gun mounts, ammo cans, chutes, guns, and 2.75 rocket pods are included in the sale. All guns are non-firing dummy’s. This helicopter was hanger kept most of its life. Being sold as a static display that runs. Records have been lost. Slow fuel leak, very slow hydrolic leak. (They all leak). This might be the only chance you will have to buy a running & flying gunship at a static display price."

Bump firing is the act of using the recoil of a firearm to fire multiple shots in rapid succession. This process involves holding the foregrip with the non-trigger hand, releasing the grip on the firing hand, pushing the rifle forward in order to apply pressure on the trigger finger from the trigger, and keeping the trigger finger stationary. The firearm will recoil and then return to its previous position after the round has been fired first resetting and then pressing forward against the trigger thereby firing successive shots. The relatively-rapid bursts from semi-automatic firearms crudely simulate the discharge of automatic firearms. Even though a large number of rounds can be fired in rapid succession, the trigger finger initiates each discharge; therefore, fully automatic fire is not actually taking place. Taking advantage of this, Slidefire's new patented stock allows the same bump firing technique a little more naturally as you can see for yourself. They even make a stock that will fit my beloved Saiga-12 shotgun. By the way, remember Hurricane katrina, when the local government went around disarming everyone. And I mean everyone. Oh, except for themselves, of course. Get you some of that. Too bad all of my guns were lost in an unfortunate boating accident.

Dr. Neil deGrasse Tyson talks about when he went to go see Titanic, his thoughts on James Caneron's "wrong sky", and the lengths he went to just to fix it. Like a boss.

Funny my old man who worked for Nynex was one of the three amateurs who played with Lee Trevino that day. James

Hi Ernie, I do not know if you have seen this one: another article about Zimmerman you may not have seen yet. Mark

You know it's rare that I say this, but I think I was wrong about Zimmerman. Or at least wrong to jump to conclusions based upon what the media spoon fed me. Good news: I find Lucy Kafanov to be really hot. Bad news: I also find her to be really dumb. Good news: Steven Crowder is not. Dumb that is, I dunno if chicks find him hot.

Along with the rising popularity of golf carts, the number of golf cart-related injuries has increased significantly over the last decade. A study conducted by researchers in the Center for Injury Research and Policy of The Research Institute at the Nationwide Children's Hospital found that the number of golf cart-related injuries rose 132% during the 17-year study period. According to the study, published in the July 2008 issue of the American Journal of Preventive Medicine, there were an estimated 148,000 golf cart-related injuries between 1990 and 2006, ranging from an estimated 5,770 cases in 1990 to approximately 13,411 cases in 2006. More than 30% of golf cart-related injuries involved children under the age of 16. The most common type of injury was soft tissue damage, usually just bruises, followed by fractures, constituting 22.3% of the cases, and lacerations, accounting for 15.5% of injuries. Other types of injuries include concussions, internal injuries, axes wounds, subdural hematoma, spinal cord injury, or acute respiratory compromise. While rare, a few cases had severe outcomes: 4 fatalities, 2 paraplegic, and 1 quadriplegic injuries have been documented. But anyway, The Playboy Mansion. Those three words appear on more guys' bucket lists than any, I imagine. So jump in my golf cart as I give you a firsthand tour of the mansion, the greens and the beautiful young ladies of Playboy Golf. FORE!!!

A latch is a type of mechanical fastener that is used to join two (or more) objects or surfaces together while allowing for the regular or eventual separation of the objects or surfaces. A latch typically engages another piece of hardware on the other mounting surface. Depending upon the type and design of the latch, this engaged bit of hardware may be known as a keeper or strike. Latches range in complexity from flexible one piece flat springs of metal or plastic, such as are used to keep blow molded plastic power tool cases closed, to multi-point cammed latches used to keep large doors closed. A slam latch uses a spring and is activated by the shutting or slamming of a door. The slam latch derives its name from its ability to slam doors and drawers shut without damaging the latch. A slam latch is rugged and ideal for industrial, agricultural and construction applications.

Greetings from Illinois, the only state left without some kind of concealed carry. Long time reader and all that other obligatory stuff. What is shown in the Pistol Gip Pump video is a Federal Laboratories M203 37mm tear gas gun. It will accept adapters to fire a 26.5mm cartridge which is usually a flare, smoke or a bird bomb. Here's a link if you want to check it out. I came across one from a little old lady whose deceased husband had one. It now occupies space in my safe. It's a blast to shoot! Keep up the good work and enjoy the new Mossberg! Talk at you later. John

I know this railroad hopper is located in the European Union because "sichern assurer assicurare" means "secure" in German, French, and Italian.

There's nothing hotter than a girl who takes care of herself, and this gallery definitely attests to that. Many girls seem to think not eating and being as skinny as possible are the keys, but being healthy and fit are the real turn ons. Check out these pics and I think you'll agree.

Hey I tried to find an article on the usage of surgical hooks, but unfortunately struck out. Anybody got more info?

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