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Ernie's House of Whoopass! April 6, 2012
April 6, 2012

Sometimes You Find Knowledge In The Most Unexpected Places.

About seven million years ago I used to work at a little pet store in Rochester called Pet World, located in Ridgement Plaza. I was a teenager then, as was most of the staff but there were a handful of middle aged folks who had second jobs there to help make ends meet. One of those folks was a guy named... Tom Duchnovic (?) ...or Duchnovich? Or whatever, we just called him Tom D. Anyway, Tom D was a machinist by trade who used to put in the occasional evening shift during the week, and maybe one of the two weekend days. My guess was Tom lived a rather fast life in his younger days and as with all things, time began to catch up to him and it showed in how he carried himself. He once told me about how he and his buddies used to pass the weekends back when he was in the Marines. Each Friday after a payday, they'd all pool their paychecks, jump into a car and drive up and down the California coast until they had spent half of their money; then they'd turn around and drive all the way back. And then do it all over again two weeks later when they got paid again. Take time for the simple pleasures, I think he was trying to say.

Tom was a very ordinary fellow; striking you neither as slow nor particularly gifted, neither ambitious nor lazy, apathetic or concerned. He was just, well, plain. Tom would come in, work his shift, and go home. No complaints from customers, but no praises either. If he assisted a customer in buying a jar of $.99 fish food, he's nod his head a few times when he was done, and go on about his business. If he just guided someone through a $2,500 sale, setting them up with a 110 gallon reef aquarium and the very best of everything, he'd nod a few times when he was done and go on about his business . Very stable, very dependable, very unremarkable. But every once in awhile Tom would drop a nugget of wisdom that would just blow my fucking doors off. Both because (a) the nugget of wisdom and (b) said nugget's unlikely source. We were both sitting at one of the two fish counters, unfolding newspapers that we would later use to wrap up customers' fish and out of the fucking blue with no prompting whatsoever, Tom looks at me and says, "You know, I've never been mad enough at a person to mess with their car." We shared a few seconds of silence, and then Tom nonchalantly grabbed a fishnet and began to cull dead fish out of the display tanks. Boom. Just like that, one of life's rules laid out right before your eyes.

Ultima Hora (Last Hour) is a Spanish language newspaper published in Nuevo Laredo, Tamaulipas, Mexico. The newspaper was founded on July 26, 1996, as Dos, Enlace de Culturas by Benjamin Galvan Gomes. The name was changed to Ultima Hora on November 13, 1998. The newspaper is printed daily at 5:00 PM CST to ensure the latest news is read and the newspaper is sold until 10:30 AM CST. Ultima Hora is also circulated in Laredo, Texas, United States.

Amid the skilled collection of stroke artists are beautiful WAGs, always seen cheering their men on, never fading from the precious spotlight. But this year features a more diverse crop, a melting pot of beauty if you will, with plenty of unique flavors. Let's take a look at the hottest wags of this year's Master's tournament. Forget the green jackets, women such as Ellie Day are the real trophies.

Boy it's getting tougher and tougher to make a living as a Somali pirate nowadays.

article on hybrid car payback info - knowledge is power. good luck. - alex

Ernie, Would you consider linking this on EHOWA? It's my video... about my wife and son.... voicemail left on my wife's phone.... Dan

The kettlebell or girya is a cast-iron weight (resembling a cannonball with a handle) used to perform ballistic exercises that combine cardiovascular, strength and flexibility training. The movements used in kettlebell exercise can be dangerous to those who have back or shoulder problems, or a weak core. Though, if done properly they can also be very beneficial to your health. They offer improved mobility, range of motion and increased strength. They also have a center of mass extended beyond the hand and allow for swing movements and release moves with added safety and added grip, wrist, arm and core strengthening due to the shifting fill material. But seriously. Fitness editor Mike Furci, has had the opportunity to interview some of the most beautiful fitness models he could find, including his interview with Jamie Eason. In this gallery are some of the coolest fitness model photos from some of those interviews. As you can see from the photos and as they discover in the interviews, these fitness models work very hard to get ripped and stay in peak condition. While they're all naturally beautiful, they're living proof that working out and eating right are an important part of their success.

Bee Playing Cards are a casino card brand. They were first manufactured by Consolidated-Dougherty in 1892, hence the number "92" on the Ace of Spades (the standard poker deck is now known as deck type 92); the USPC acquired the company soon after. Standard Bee playing cards have a diamond back, typically blue or red, though casinos frequently use customized Bee cards featuring a logo added to the backs. Unlike Bicycle cards, Bee cards usually have borderless backs, making the facing of any card that is even partially revealed to be clearly visible.

Usually, MMA is a pretty serious sport. After all, you can’t fool around too much when guys are dishing out muay thai roundhouses and spinning heel kicks. But every once in a while, things don’t go as planned. And then MMA can be pretty hilarious. To show you what I’m talking about—and to brighten the day for all you MMA fans out there - here are 21 funny MMA gifs. Enjoy, but don’t try any of this at home.

Hey Ernie, thought you'd find this report on "how big are porn sites" interesting. If nothing else, gotta love a Journo who has fun with wordsmithing - "While it's a difficult domain to penetrate - hard numbers are few and far between" EHOWA has a *lot* of readers, but I'm guessing this is at least another order of magnitude more, especially in bandwidth - needless to say, Watching Grass Grow doesn't get quite as much traffic! Would be interesting how you compare in the website category of "general blog, stream of thought, etc." websites - I bet you are near the top. Along those lines, what would you categorize EHOWA as?!? alek P.S. FYI that your copyright at the bottom of your website still says 2011 - I forget about this type of stuff all the time. {ernie: dammit, fixed]

A toddler is a young child, usually defined as being between the ages of one and three. Registered nurse, midwife and author, Robin Barker, states that, "Any time from eight months onwards your baby will begin to realize he or she is a separate person from you. He or she will find it exciting to be able to move away from you but scary when you move away from him or her." A toddler physical development can be broken into a number of interrelated areas. Gross motor skills: Refers to the control of large muscles, which enable walking, running, jumping and climbing. Fine motor skills: Refers to the ability to control small muscles, enabling the toddler to feed themselves, draw and manipulate objects.

They're called the Black Diamonds - a seven-ship aerobatic civilian-owned jet team. With five L-39s and two Mig-17s all in the Arctic camouflage paint scheme, the Lakeland, FL based Black Diamond Jet Team is an exciting addition to the current demonstration teams available to air shows, as well as for private and sporting event flyovers.

Foot fetishism, foot partialism, foot worship, or podophilia is a pronounced sexual interest in feet. It is the most common form of sexual fetishism for otherwise non-sexual objects or body parts. Some researchers have hypothesized that foot fetishism increases as a response to epidemics of sexually transmitted diseases. In one study, conducted by Dr. A James Giannini at Ohio State University an increased interest in feet as sexual objects was observed during the great gonorrhea epidemic of twelfth century Europe, and the syphilis epidemics of the 16th and 19th centuries in Europe. It is a mainly male interest.

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