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Ernie's House of Whoopass! April 9, 2012
April 9, 2012

Not Only Is That Bra Awesome, But It Should Be Legally Mandatory.

How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat the room for being black. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Happy hour is a marketing term for a period of time in which a restaurant or bar offers discounts on alcoholic drinks, such as beer, wine, and cocktails. Typically it is in the late afternoon Monday through Thursday, usually taking place at some period between 4 PM and 8 PM. Many bars also have a late night happy hour for afternoon shift workers from 10 PM-1 AM. This promotion is intended to boost business on what may otherwise be a slow day. In most cases the "happy hour" lasts longer than a single hour. The specifics usually differ from country to country. In some European countries like the Netherlands, the price of an alcoholic drink is regulated, and selling them at half price is prohibited. During happy hour, a customer gets double the amount of drinks instead. In Italy, a customer often pays the same price or even more for the drink but is offered free fingerfoods. In the United States it typically entails finger foods and discounted drinks.

Hey, what the hell are these round silver things, any idea?

Well, it's springtime so you know what that means. Yep. Realtree's 2012 line of camouflage bikinis. You can't say there aren't any perks of living south of the Mason-Dixon. You're welcome.

When a rope is cut, there is a natural tendency for the cut end to fray. A whipping knot is one way to try to stop this, by applying multiple turns of twine tightly around the rope very near the cut end to prevent the fibres of the rope from unravelling. The whipping can be made neat and permanent by tying it off or sewing the ends of the twine through the rope. Whipping is suitable for synthetic and natural ropes and lines. Whipping takes time and some skill to apply, and may need specialist equipment (palm, needle etc). It provides a neat, soft, aesthetic, and permanent ending to the rope.

People started calling Fred Williamson "The Hammer" during his professional football career, and when you think about how many gigantic men were trying to get that same nickname to stick, you'll realize that this achievement is the closest thing a person can get to a Nobel Prize in Badassery. This is a man who has crippled dozens of offensive linemen and starred in three movies that have the N-word right in their titles. And yet despite how terrifying that is to me, I'm still choosing to say that a Fred Williamson fight scene looks like two people with cerebral palsy feeding each other.

RE: the surgical hooks. Do a search for panniculectomy instruments and you'll find stuff like this. 'Brian

Aloha, this was a me trying to drive a French rental car, I just couldn't find reverse, Enjoy, Carrie

"Has-been" (pejorative) A person, especially one formerly popular or influential, whose popularity or effectiveness has peaked and is now in decline. Typically said of professionals or celebrities whose prime is behind them. "Let It Be" is a song by The Beatles, released in March 1970 as a single, and as the title track of their album Let It Be. It was written by Paul McCartney, but credited to Lennon–McCartney. It was their final single before McCartney announced his departure from the band. And when you mix "Let it Be" with "has beens", you get this.

It's that time of year again when our minds turn to cute furry animals. Well, one cute furry animal anyway: the Easter Bunny. Understandably, he's a bit too busy to pose for us right now, but fortunately we have a few other adorable critters lined up for you to enjoy. And, just to add that little extra dash of cuteness, they're all in cups! What better way to start than with this little baby rabbit?

Stretch marks are a form of scarring on the skin with an off-color hue. They are caused by tearing of the dermis, which over time may diminish, but will not disappear completely. Stretch marks are often the result of the rapid stretching of the skin associated with rapid growth. Stretch marks may also be influenced by hormonal changes associated with puberty, pregnancy, muscle building, hormone replacement therapy for transsexuals, etc. Medical terminology for these kinds of markings includes striae atrophicae, vergetures, stria distensae, striae cutis distensae, striae gravidarum (in cases where it is caused by pregnancy), lineae atrophicae, linea albicante, or simply striae.

This is how they catch shrimp in the north of Rio de Janeiro ... with TRACTORS. Do not believe me? Starts at around 2:00 min. Bruno

Hello Ernie, thanks for countless hours of fun since stick. Just for the record, you are wrong with your idea of that railroad hopper being a member of the European Union. The only country where people speak Italian. French and German as official languages is Switzerland and they are just part of EFTA not the EU. Best regards, Marcel

Treatment of wood has been practiced for almost as long as the use of wood itself. There are records of wood preservation reaching back to ancient Greece during Alexander the Great's rule, where bridge wood was soaked in olive oil. The Romans protected their ship hulls by brushing the wood with tar. During the Industrial Revolution wood preservation became a cornerstone of the wood processing industry. Inventors and scientists such as Bethell, Boucherie, Burnett and Kyan made historic developments in wood preservation, with the preservative solutions and processes. Commercial pressure treatment began in the latter half of the 19th century with the protection of railroad crossties using creosote. Treated wood was used primarily for industrial, agricultural, and utility applications, where it is still used, until its use grew considerably in the 1970s as homeowners began building decks and backyard projects. Innovation in treated timber products continues to this day, with consumers becoming more interested in less toxic materials.

If you are looking for a word game for iphone then you must download this! We have a free version so why not? This is not your average Iphone word game by any means. If you like word with friends or scrabble on the iphone then you will absolutely love Word Supreme.

The backblast area is a cone-shaped area behind a rocket launcher, rocket-assisted takeoff unit or recoilless rifle, where hot gases are expelled when the rocket or rifle is discharged. The backblast area is dangerous to ground personnel, who may be burned by the gases or exposed to overpressure caused by the explosion. In confined spaces, common in urban warfare, even the operators themselves may be at risk.

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10 reasons why playboy golf finals are better than 2012 masters

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