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Ernie's House of Whoopass! April 12, 2012
April 12, 2012

Sir, Don't Splash The Pot, Please.

So evidently this is how they celebrate Easter in Croatia. Hint: it involves explosives, although I'm pretty sure it's some kind of gas and not black powder.

Sony Mobile Communications AB is a multinational mobile phone manufacturing company headquartered in London, United Kingdom and a wholly owned subsidiary of Sony Corporation. It was founded on October 1, 2001 as a joint venture between Sony and the Swedish telecommunications company Ericsson. Sony acquired Ericsson's share in the venture on February 16, 2012. Sony Mobile Communications has research and development facilities in Lund, Sweden; Tokyo, Japan; Beijing, China; and Silicon Valley, United States. In 2009, Sony-Ericsson was the fourth-largest mobile phone manufacturer in the world. By 2010, its market share had fallen to sixth place.

Don't Stop Believin' is a popular song by the American rock band Journey, originally released as a single from their 1981 album Escape, which became a #9 hit on the Billboard Hot 100 on its original release. In the United Kingdom, the song was not a Top 40 hit on its original release; however, it did reach #4 on a 2008 re-release, having gained increased popularity through its use on American television. Steve Perry was initially hesitant in allowing the song to be used in The Sopranos but later agreed. Allmusic has described Don't Stop Believin' as an anthem for the young who wanted to feel free and unrestricted, featuring one of the best opening keyboard riffs in rock. As of November 2011, it is the top-selling catalog track in iTunes history.

An extension cord is a length of flexible electrical power cable with a plug on one end and one or more sockets on the other end, usually of the same type as the plug. Extension cords come in various lengths and thicknesses, and service duties. In general, the more power needed by the appliance, the thicker the cord should be (that is, larger wires inside). Cords to be used outdoors, in wet areas, around oils, or exposed to sunlight for long periods should be selected for such specific service. An extension reel is an extension lead that rolls up, usually into the socket end, which in some cases has more than one socket on it. Another type of extension reel hangs near the plug end and permits the user to draw the cord out by grasping the socket end.

Black Betty is a 20th century African-American work song often credited to Huddie "Lead Belly" Ledbetter as the author, though the earliest recordings are not by him. Some sources claim it is one of Lead Belly's many adaptations of earlier folk material; in this case an 18th century marching cadence about a flintlock musket. There are numerous recorded versions, including a cappella, folk, and rock arrangements. The best known modern recordings are rock versions by Ram Jam and Spiderbait, both of which were hits. Ram Jam's version made a resurgence in 2010 after their song was remixed with audio from a physical altercation between Thomas Bruso, also known as the Epic Beard Man. Of course we all know that Black Betty was also used in the season one pilot of Eastbound and Down, where we get to see Tracy's cute little sweater puppies in all of their splashy glory, but reluctantly shows us that riding a jet ski isn't as much fun as it might look, whether it's dry accelerated on land or not.

Upon returning to the aircraft carrier from a mission over Afghanistan in Spring 2010, Bluetail 601, an E-2C Hawkeye suffered a catastrophic engine failure. The condition of the starboard engine made the aircraft almost impossible to control. Approaching minimum safe bailout altitude and knowing the lives of his crew were in grave danger, Abrek, through almost superhuman strength, held the aircraft level long enough for the three other crewmembers, the co-pilot, mission commander, and air control officer, to bail out safely. Seconds later, Bluetail 601 crashed into the sea. Military assets from every branch and numerous coalition nations searched for Abrek for three days. He was declared lost at sea. For his courage in the face of certain death, heroism to save the lives of his crew, he was awarded the Distinguished Flying Cross. "Abrek" was a Ukrainian immigrant who came to America when he was a teenager. He learned English, enlisted in the navy, and gained a commission through the Naval ROTC Unit at Renselear Polytechnic Institute, and earned his "Wings of Gold" becoming a Naval Aviator. He became a Carrier Airplane Commander in the E-2C Hawkeye, and made two deployments in support of Operation ENDURING FREEDOM. His heroic actions have been memorialized in plaques located at his high school, his Naval ROTC Unit, and in a Naval Aviation Memorial Park in Virginia Beach, VA." So long, Lieutenant Steve Zilberman, we hardly knew ye.

A wash cloth, or face cloth is a small square about the width of a hand towel, and is used by wetting, applying soap to the towel, and then using the towel to apply the soap to skin. This increases abrasion, and can remove dead skin cells from the skin more effectively than just manual application and rubbing of soap. Although now a fairly dated mode of washing oneself, the flannel is still widely used by the older generation In some parts of the world, washing mitts are used for this purpose.

Punching, kicking, pinching, biting, slapping, hugging, kissing...wait a second. Kissing? Females that fight are hot. It is sexy watching two smokebombs explode on each other using fists, feet or any other means necessary to win. Putting all drama aside, It is exciting to see two women fight. It is even more exciting when those women are good, too. I have scoured the Web to find some of the hottest female fighters in the world. It was not an easy job, but someone had to do it. So pop a top and sit back to enjoy the show. Here are the 25 sexiest female fighters 24 sexiest female fighters not named Gina Carano, plus you know, Gina Carano.

Laminar flow, sometimes known as streamline flow, occurs when a fluid flows in parallel layers, with no disruption between the layers. At low velocities the fluid tends to flow without lateral mixing, and adjacent layers slide past one another like playing cards. There are no cross currents perpendicular to the direction of flow, nor eddies or swirls of fluids. In laminar flow the motion of the particles of fluid is very orderly with all particles moving in straight lines parallel to the pipe walls.

First is was zombie ammunition. Then zombie machetes. And then zombie level action rifles and zombie laser sights. But a zombie bayonet for your pistol is going too fucking far.


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the us army's soldier of the future, as seen in 1959

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