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Even Bub Can Hear How Much I Hate Myself Right Now.

Remember me ranting about any idiot who actually purchased that Hornaday Zombie ammo, ought to be shot with it? Sigh. Yeah, I bought a box yesterday. But it wasn't my fault, I swear! I just needed a box of 7.62x39 to test out an old beat up Norinco AK magazine and regular cheapo ball ammo was $16.99/box, while the Zombie ammo was $16.49/box. I know that's still stupid expensive compared to what you can buy in bulk -- or even better yet handload yourself -- but I was already at Bass Pro and only needed one box before heading to Cecil Webb shooting range -- which by the way is the same place some assholes filmed this -- and yes, I had sincerely hoped they hit a bump and would end up shooting themselves, but no luck. So I was going to head out and test that mag yesterday but it was hotter than Kelly Brook dressed as Slave Leia out there, so it looks like today is the day instead.

The dachshund is a short-legged, long-bodied dog breed belonging to the hound family. The standard size dachshund was bred to scent, chase, and flush out badgers and other burrow-dwelling animals, while the miniature dachshund was developed to hunt smaller prey such as rabbits. In the American West they have also been used to hunt prairie dogs. The typical dachshund is long-bodied and muscular, with short, stubby legs. Its paws are unusually large and paddle-shaped, for efficient digging. It has skin that is loose enough not to tear while tunneling in tight burrows to chase prey. The dachshund has a deep chest to allow enough lung capacity to keep going when hunting. Its snout is long with an increased nose area that absorbs odors. There are three types, classified by their coats: short-haired, called smooth; long-haired; and wire-haired.

Coach, Inc. is a luxury American leather goods company that got its start manufacturing small leather goods. These days Coach is best known for ladies handbags as well as items such as luggage, briefcases, wallets and other novelty accessories. Lewis Frankfort has been involved with Coach for more than 30 years. Frankfort transformed Coach from the relatively small company that it was in 1985 into the worldwide known brand that it is today. He is also known for making Coach bags affordable. Up until the 1990s, women's handbags were either very expensive, or very inexpensive department store knock-offs. Coach was the middle ground between the two, therefore filling a gap in the market. As of July 2, 2011, there are nearly 500 Coach stores in the United States and Canada, with more expected to open this calendar year.

A bandanna or bandana is a type of large, usually colorful, kerchief, usually worn on the head or around the neck of a person or pet and is not considered to be a hat. Bandannas are frequently printed in a paisley pattern and are most often used to hold hair back, either as a fashionable head accessory, or for practical purposes. Colors, and sometimes designs, can be worn as a means of communication or identification, as with the prominent California criminal gangs: the Bloods (who wear red bandanas), the Crips (blue bandanas), the Norteños (also red), and the Sureños (blue and grey).

The 2012 MLB season is a little over a week old, but today the last 8 teams finally get to celebrate their home openers. And since their fans had to wait this long, chances are those 8 teams are going to pull out all the stops. That means fireworks, parades, give-aways, statue unveilings, video montages, special performances of the national anthem, and—if the fans are really lucky—hot chicks throwing out ceremonial first pitches. Yes, having hot women throw the ceremonial first pitch is a time-honored baseball tradition. It’s right up there with Cracker Jacks, crotch-adjusting, and performance enhancing drugs. So today, in honor the last round of home openers, we bring you a list of the 21 hottest women to throw out a ceremonial first pitch, starting with Erin Heatherton, who is Leonardo DiCaprio’s supermodel girlfriend du jour.

A teratoma is an encapsulated tumor with tissue or organ components resembling normal derivatives of all three germ layers. There are rare occasions when not all three germ layers are identifiable. The tissues of a teratoma, although normal in themselves, may be quite different from surrounding tissues and may be highly disparate; teratomas have been reported to contain hair, teeth, bone and, very rarely, more complex organs such as eyes, torso, and hands, feet, or other limbs.

Before you pay for a movie ticket or for a new pair of shoes, you would always make sure you’re handing the seller the right amount. This is really simple, you just have to give a quick look at your money, take out the right amount, and that's it. But for people who cannot see, this becomes a difficult task. Blind people can fold a denomination of money in a particular way. For instance, a $1 bill can be left unfolded. A $5 bill can be folded lengthwise. A $10 bill can be folded crosswise. For larger denominations, combinations of the two previous folding patterns can be used.

Now news: Man fishing in Florida catches a 70-80lb tarpon. News: Lasy fourteen foot hammerhead shark steals his shit... and damn near his hand at the 3:18 mark.

The ferret is a domesticated mammal of the type Mustela putorius furo. Ferrets are sexually dimorphic predators with males being substantially larger than females. They typically have brown, black, white, or mixed fur. The history of the ferret's domestication is uncertain, like that of most other domestic animals, but it is likely that ferrets have been domesticated for at least 2,500 years. They are still used for hunting rabbits in some parts of the world today, but increasingly they are kept simply as pets.

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