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Ernie's House of Whoopass! April 30, 2012
April 30, 2012

I Was Going To Say 'Regained' But That's Not Quite Right.

The new One World Trade Center is to vault past Empire State Building today and become tallest building in New York City.

Neil deGrasse Tyson Reaction is a rage comic character and reaction face of astrophysicist Neil deGrasse Tyson making a defensive gesture. The character image is sometimes associated with the catchphrase “Watch out guys, we’re dealing with a badass over here” that is used to mock arrogant and boastful statements that people proclaim on the Internet. The outline drawing was taken from an interview with the online knowledge forum Big Think on living and longevity. This second interview given months later, shows Tyson reflecting on how it feels to be an internet meme.

Polaris Industries is a manufacturer of snowmobiles, ATV, and neighborhood electric vehicles. Polaris is based in Medina, Minnesota, USA. In the early 1980s, Polaris started creating an Indy style snowmobile with IFS and a wider stance. They continued with the Indy style sled in the 90's with the Storm, Ultra, and Trail lines. In 1985, Polaris introduced the Trailboss, which is considered to be the first American-made all-terrain vehicles (ATV). Today, Polaris is one of the top selling brands of ATV's. The company also manufactures motorcycles through its Victory Motorcycles subsidiary and through the Indian Motorcycle subsidiary which it purchased in April 2011. Polaris no longer produces watercraft.

Fifteen-year-old Chicago native Herbert Pulgar was a survivor. When he was 4 years old, a candle set his shirt on fire and burned most of his stomach. If the first responding firefighters and police officers hadn't saved him, Pulgar would not have lived to see 5. For 10 years, Herb wanted to find a way to show how grateful he was for his local heroes. When he heard about the vehicle registration sticker design contest that Chicago holds every year, he designed a sticker honoring the men and women of Chicago's First Responders. And his design ended up winning! Along with bragging rights, Herbert was awarded a $1,000 savings bond, and his sticker was to be featured on the 1.3 million cars in Chicago. And that's right about when things took a really shitty turn for the worst.

Hey Ernie, Here's our latest original video ESPN 30 for 30 parody starring my buddy Chris who has been attending Laker games dressed as Kurt Rambis this season. Hope all is well. Nathan

Ernie, Read this on Fark today, and appreciate this vet for doing what he does to help support the troops. Dan

Solden is a municipality in the Otztal valley of Tyrol, Austria and a 180 square miles, it is the largest municipality in the country. The population of 3,449 is outnumbered by tourists, of which 15,000 can be accommodated. With tourist bed nights running at over two million per year, the municipality is third only to Vienna and Salzburg as an Austrian tourist destination. Solden has lost some its former small village charm, but other attractions have been enhanced in recent years. Solden is also a popular ski resort and regularly hosts the first World Cup races of the season; a giant slalom for both men and women is usually scheduled for late October on the Rettenbach glacier. On the afternoon of May 3, 2009, an avalanche killed six people in the Austrian Alps. Six people were killed, five Czechs and one Slovak, when the disaster struck in the 11,500 ft Schalfkogel mountain range. The corpses were discovered to have been frozen upon recovery.

For the past 40 years, sex change operations and hormones have made it possible for thousands of people all over the world to convincingly switch their genders. Here are 21 beautiful (wo?)men who made a remarkable and successful transformation from peeners to pooners.

Fire is the rapid oxidation of a material in the exothermic chemical process of combustion, releasing heat, light, and various reaction products. Fire can be extinguished by removing any one of the elements of the fire tetrahedron. Consider a natural gas flame, such as from a stovetop burner. The fire can be extinguished by any of the following: turning off the gas supply, which removes the fuel source; covering the flame completely, which smothers the flame as the combustion both uses the available oxidizer (the oxygen in the air) and displaces it from the area around the flame with CO2; application of water, which removes heat from the fire faster than the fire can produce it (similarly, blowing hard on a flame will displace the heat of the currently burning gas from its fuel source, to the same end), or application of a retardant chemical such as Halon to the flame, which retards the chemical reaction itself until the rate of combustion is too slow to maintain the chain reaction.

Re: Stu's note, published 4/26 - HSE stands for Health and Safety Executive, which is a public regulatory body in the UK that's in charge of workplace safety. It's their version of our OSHA. - Matt

Ernie, I ran a parallel course to you on these guns (AR15s and AK47s). I used to think that they were unnecessary. However, I've since changed my mind. I don't need one of these guns but I don't have to justify a reason to get one (at least not yet). I've already got a Bulgarian AK47 variant and I'm shopping for an AR15. I'm adding the AR15 because of two reasons, the prices have come down on the guns and the ammo, and it is much easier to mount an optic sight on an AR. My older eyes don't see iron-sights as well as they used to. Louis, Houston, TX -- P.S. HSE stands for Health, Safety, and Environmental

Some athletes are all business when it comes to their particular sport, and they don't care to split their time between sports and modeling. Which is totally fine, but not as much fun for the general public. Then there are others who don't mind taking it off on occasion. Whether it's just to make ends meet and pay the bills or narcissism and vanity run amok, it's always a treat for the public when an athlete makes a foray into the world of underwear modeling. Let's take a look at 20 athletes who have made that foray; don't worry, we start with a female water polo player from England.

The Clorox Company is a US-based manufacturer of various food and chemical products based in Oakland, California, which is best known for its bleach product, Clorox. The Clorox brand started on May 3, 1913, when five entrepreneurs, Archibald Taft, Edward Hughes, Charles Husband, Rufus Myers, and William Hussey each invested $100 a piece to set up the first commercial scale liquid bleach factory in the United States, on the east side of San Francisco Bay. Bleach is a chemically combined substance that is used to remove or lighten color usually by oxidation. Many ingredients make up Clorox bleach but the main ingredients are water, sodium hypochlorite (used to whiten and kill bacteria), sodium chloride (also known as salt), Sodium carbonate (removes alcohol and grease stains), sodium hydroxide (removes soils that are fatty, oily, or acidic), and sodium polyacrylate.

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