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So I Played and Completed The Original Doom Again. Ahhh, It Was Nice To Reminisce.

Remember, Chocolate Doom is the way to go for a little trip down memory lane!

With the elections right around the corner, test your knowledge of the major political parties by taking this short 13-question quiz. Then see how you did in comparison with 1,000 randomly sampled adults asked the same questions in a national survey conducted by the Pew Research Center. I scored 13/13. Why? Because I'm fucking awesome, that's why.

Tipping is an ingrained part of American service culture. You can’t eat at a restaurant without having to tip the servers. These underpaid individuals rely on your tips to get by day to day. Some people find ways to be creative in their tips, while others tend to be real jerks about it. Both good and bad are evidenced in these quirky solicitations for tips.

Now that FHM has officially released its 2012 version of sexiest women in the world, fans can finally unclench their fists and take a breather. As we peruse the long-awaited list, there are naturally several enticing sports-related names who jump off the page. And we're here to detail those women just a bit further. Let's take a look at the sports hotties who made FHM's Top 100 Hottest Women list. We've yet to escape their seduction.

Listening in on police scanner radios is a pastime from a past time, a simpler time when ham radios were means of communicating with strangers instead of the internet. Luckily for us, there's a select handful of people out there who have taken this odd hobby and put it on Twitter. There's maybe about 12 of these police scanner Twitter accounts, and they vary in quality. Head and shoulders above the rest is @sheboyganscan. The crime tends to be a lot of car accidents ("car v. deer"), also some of the most small-town, David-Lynchian crime out there.

Fame is a difficult game and it doesn’t happen over night. Well, it didn’t used to, although now with the internet and reality television it’s probably a bit easier. Back in the day, when some of the most established Hollywood stars of today were working to get their big break, they had to do less savory jobs in order to make ends meet. Everyone knows Sly Stallone got his start doing a stag films, so here are ten of the best and most famous stars who quietly started their careers in porn starting with the weathered Cameron Diaz! Wait, Sasha Grey is a gimnme but Jackie Chan?!

The UFC veteran Stephan Bonnar at Fire Extreme Fighting show finds the PunchBuddies "Fighter of the Night" as 53 year old Tim Karaker rallies back after almost being K.O.'d by a fighter less than half his age.

Old and busted: the no-no-no kitty. The new hotness: the om-nom-nom kitty.

pet owners lock up cats indoors as anti-freeze killer claims 48th victim

tampa mayor: let's ban firearms during republican convention. florida governor: GFY!

because it wouldn't be friday without a skyrim bikini contest, amirite?