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The definition of the word pocket is a small baglike attachment. The reason for this particular definition is that the pocket was not originally sewn into garments as it is today. In fact, the first pockets were actually small pouches that hung from the belt where one could carry valuables and coins. The word itself comes from the Anglo-Norman word pokete and traces its roots to the Germanic root word 'bag', which is like the Old English word pocca. The pocket has gone through many changes. There are various other pockets of note, such as hip pockets, thigh pockets, etc. Other pockets with specific uses include a pocket on a woman's purse for carrying a mobile phone and the unusual mitten pocket found on some woolen scarves, for storage of the matching mittens.

Self-defense laws in the United States, particularly regarding justifiable homicide, vary by state. Florida law, as of 2005, includes a "stand your ground" provision, under which a person, under most circumstances, does not have to retreat before using deadly force if he reasonably believes it is necessary to do so to prevent death or great bodily harm. In almost all states, such laws protect people in their own homes; Florida's version extends the no-retreat doctrine to vehicles and public places. In at least 17 states, including Florida, there is no duty to retreat before using force. On March 19, 2012, Florida Governor Rick Scott announced he picked 17 people to head up a task force to review the Florida statute that deals with justifiable use of force, including the stand your ground provision. It was decided that the group would hear arguments and testimony from residents at public meetings across the state and pass along recommendations to the governor and the legislature, and not surprisingly the first of five public hearings will happen in Sanford where the Trayvon Martin shooting occured. Of course some douchebags complain that the task force is dominated by lawmakers who support gun rights, but in a kick in the balls to those douchebags, the reality is only 4 our of 19 members have explicitly expressed their support of SYG. Also Governor Scott signed three pr-gun bills into law over these past few weeks.

Sandora LLC is a Ukrainian juice company based in Mykolaiv, Ukraine. Founded in 1995, the company currently holds a 47 percent share of the Ukrainian beverage market. Since first years of its existence Sandora company has made its choice in favor of quality. Stability of product quality became company’s business card. Having developed from year to year the company has gained great experience in quality control and is not going to stop at the achieved results. In September 2007, American-based PepsiCo, Inc. purchased 80 percent ownership of Sandora's company holdings. In November 2007, PepsiAmericas, Inc. and PepsiCo, Inc. jointly acquired the remaining 20% of Sandora.

Andreina Samudio was competing in the Most Beautiful Latina in Costa Rica event. She is a very sweet girl, and is a joy to work with. She was photographed at an exclusive resort near the Costa Rican beach town of Jaco, along with another location near a harbor. Andreina is from that area and she's well known in Central America as a world-class surfer! She has an incredible, all-natural body and she looks amazing in a bikini.

Artex is a surface coating used for interior decorating, most often found on ceilings, which allows the decorator to add a texture to it. Artex differs from plaster in that it was marketed as a material intended to receive a textured finish, thus enabling a ceiling to be finished without plastering skills. Artex was very widely used in Britain in the 1970s, mainly with the familiar stippled & swirled patterns. Sometimes it was even seen on walls, but a fall onto such a wall is not a pleasant experience. Artex is still sold today, but the textured ceiling finishes are a good deal less popular. One issue with artex ceilings is that matching the pattern seamlessly when repairing is impossible. The poor appearance of repaired ceilings did artex's popularity no favors.

English pensioner Alec Alder survived 14 encounters with death over 70 years, proving that the world is a long action movie franchise and we're all just background characters in his story. Although most of his near-death experiences happened during World War II, Alder has been cheating death since before he could shave -- when he was 10, he was badly hit by an oncoming car, but the driver happened to be a doctor and saved his life right then and there. Later in 1939, 20-year-old Alder was drafted into the army, where his entire squadron was wiped out during one of the bloodiest campaigns in World War II; all except him of course, because he'd been transferred to a different post just a few weeks earlier. Other wartime incidents include surviving two German bombings on military sites, being accidentally run over by a tank whose engine stalled right before hitting his chest and having a British fighter plane crash land into the house where he was sleeping, missing his head by inches. After surviving two more close calls miraculous enough to turn anyone religious, Alder did exactly that in 1944, while lying in a hospital bed in India with the broken leg that saved him from being sent to a certain death in Burma. Alder became a Christian, but his new affiliation didn't prevent his ship from being caught in a ferocious storm in Gibraltar when he was on his way back to Britain in 1945. He survived again, only to be nearly crushed to death by trucks two times, in 1947 and 1997. In 1977, he survived a head-on car collision, but clearly, death was half-assing it at this point. Alder finally died from a heart attack in 2008.

The Santa Monica State Beach is a California State Park operated by the city of Santa Monica, and located along Pacific Coast Highway in Santa Monica. It is approximately 3 miles long and has parks, picnic areas, playgrounds, restrooms, as well as manned lifeguard stations, the original Muscle Beach, bike rentals, concessions, a bike path, and wooden pathways for warm days and beachgoers with disabilities. Visitor activities include volleyball, surfing, stand up paddleboarding, and swimming. Public parking is provided. At the foot of Colorado Avenue, through the famous arch and sign, lies the historic Santa Monica Pier, which dates from 1909. The pier has a National Historic Landmark -– the 1922 Looff Hippodrome Carousel.

The Iron Curtain has fallen and McDonald's has now reached Moscow. Yes, with the Cold War long over it is surely time for East and West to finally become good friends, to bond as nations. And what better way to break the ice than by spending 15 minutes of our day away from our Excel spreadsheets and air conditioned offices to appreciate what such a glorious and proud nation as Russia has to offer us in the way of hot babes.

The Carib Brewery is a brewery headquartered in Trinidad and Tobago. It produces Carib and Stag beers and a range of Carib Shandy products (Ginger Shandy, Lime Shandy and Sorrel Shandy). The main brewery is located in Champs Fleurs, Trinidad, while Carib also has breweries in Saint Kitts and Nevis and Grenada. The Caribbean Development Company is owned by the Ansa McAl Group of Companies.

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