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Ernie's House of Whoopass! May 15, 2012
May 15, 2012

An Incumbent Who Doesn't Deserve A Second Term, Or A Challenger Who Doesn't Deserve A First?

UK radio hosts Dave Berry and Lisa Snowdon ask Avengers star Chris Hemsworth to break some awkward news to a listener, while in character as Thor.

In human anatomy, the vertebral column usually consists of 24 articulating vertebrae, and 9 fused vertebrae in the sacrum and the coccyx. It is situated in the dorsal aspect of the torso, separated by intervertebral discs. It houses and protects the spinal cord in its spinal canal. There are normally thirty-three vertebrae in humans, including the five that are fused to form the sacrum -- the others are separated by intervertebral discs -- and the four coccygeal bones that form the tailbone. The upper three regions comprise the remaining 24, and are grouped under the names cervical (7 vertebrae), thoracic (12 vertebrae) and lumbar (5 vertebrae), according to the regions they occupy. This number is sometimes increased by an additional vertebra in one region, or it may be diminished in one region, the deficiency often being supplied by an additional vertebra in another.

Last week I linked a list of the goofiest hats at the 2012 Kentucky Derby. Today, I bring you something even better: a list of the gorgeous women underneath those hats. I mean, it’s only fair. After all, there were so many charming ladies at the Derby this year, why should the stupid hats to get all the attention? Now, some of these women are famous celebrities, and some are just regular old incredibly gorgeous women who happen to like horse racing and mint juleps. Either way, I think it’s clear that Churchill Downs in Louisville, Kentucky, is the place to be on the first Saturday in May.

Soldier Beaten in Tampa - correct me if I am wrong, but aren't two of these young men wearing hoodies? Carl

Absolutely not. Haven't you heard? Wearing a hoodie immediately makes you the good guy. That soldier was just using his ribs and face to assault those three nice gentlemen, you racist bastard. And so this attacked certainly does NOT stack up as one of the 11 recent wins for gun owners that passed with H.R. 5326. And semi-related: here is ten minutes worth of American Soldiers returning from war and surprising their loved ones. Added bonus: not to get all dramatic but read the international Facebook comments at the bottom, and check out how Washington DC treats soldiers.

A whip antenna is an antenna consisting of a single straight flexible wire or rod, often mounted above some type of conducting surface called a ground plane. The bottom end of the whip is connected to the radio receiver or transmitter. These antennas are widely used for hand-held radios such as cell phones, cordless phones, walkie-talkies, FM radios, boom boxes, Wifi enabled devices, and GPS receivers, and also attached to vehicles as the antennas for car radios and two way radios for police, fire and aircraft. They are designed to be flexible so that they won't break off, and the name is derived from their whip-like motion when disturbed. Often whip antennas for portable radios are made of a series of interlocking telescoping metal tubes, so they can be retracted when not in use. They are the most common type of monopole antenna.

Ernie, For the love of god, man, what has gotten into you with this defecation/turd obsession? It is downright disgusting, and obscene. Have you found some poop demographic that's pumping up your page views and click-through's, or what? Please, Ernie, tell me it ain't so! At the very least, put some warnings on the homo poop pics! It's not a good way to go...leave that for the tweekers and crack heads, and/or NAMBLA! Peace, Damon

Oh no, no, now. Since you wrote in on May 8th, I presume you're referring to the image I posted on May 3rd, which I gave fair warning and appropriately titled The Most Disturbing Image I Have Ever Seen. And to be fair, that's not scat -- since scat (coprophilia) is defined as "an absorbing interest in feces or filth, particularly a paraphilia in which sexual arousal." Now I'd hope you didn't get a chubby from said photo, and I'm going to go to sleep tonight thinking that's the case. I just think that sometimes shit can be funny, especially when it's up there with the shock value.

Fact: A Rubik's cube has 43,252,003,274,489,856,000 possible configurations. Fact: Hammerhead sharks attack humans on the average of once every 11 years. Fact: One in five women living with their boyfriend has more than one sexual partner. And yes, there are 43 more of these delicious little tidbits.

Remember ladies: just because you can, doesn't mean you should.

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