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I Was Hating On The French Before Hating On The French Was Cool.

Two days ago I linked this video of Mr Cleanup himself, Ihor Stetkewycz, who don't take no orders from no women. So then you do take some orders from some women? Unfortunately, Ihor's mother bought him pants that were ten sizes too big and now he's facing indecent exposure charges. JUSTICE FOR IHOR! (TM)

Man, it's getting so a guy can't even make a decent 'Get Back In The Kitchen' joke anymore. If them bitches don't be choking the living shit out of you, they be pulling a gun from their apron and poppin caps in yo ass.

A shower head is a perforated nozzle that distributes water over a large solid angle at point of use, generally overhead of the bather. A shower uses less water than full immersion in a bath. Some shower heads can be adjusted to spray different patterns of water, such as massage, gentle spray, strong spray, and intermittent pulse or combination modes. Hard water may result in calcium and magnesium deposits clogging the head, reducing the flow and changing the spray pattern. For descaling, various acidic chemicals or brushes can be used or some heads have rubber-like jets that can be manually descaled. A homemade remedy is to immerse it in a solution of water and vinegar for a while, since the vinegar is able to dissolve limescale. Some governments around the world set standards for water usage and regulate shower heads. For example, in the United States, residential and most commercial shower heads must flow no more than 9.5 liters per minute (2.5 gallons per minute) per the Department of Energy ruling 10 CFR 430.

Old and busted: double barrel 1911 handgun. The new hotness: double barrel AR-15 rifle. Again, what's our lesson? That's right, don't fuck with the Jews, people. Or for that matter, don't fuck with their airlines, either.

Les Pirates Beach Restaurant is a Treasure Island of Gastronomy, nestled in the Pine Park of Juan les Pins, just 5 min. away from the city center of Antibes in southeastern France. They are known around the world for their golden sanded beach, its pontoon and solarium on the Mediterranean, tables on the beach, air-conditioned veranda in front of the sea, and delicious cuisine with Provencal and Italian flavours. Prior to being called Les Pirates, the resort was known as Plage Hollywood.

Jaimie Bernhardt is a beautiful fitness model who also has experience as a fitness competitor. She shows off her incredible body in this sexy photo shoot from Scott Byler. Check out her incredible abs and you can see she’s put a lot of work into looking spectacular. If you like pretty girls who like to work out and hit the gym, you’ll love this shoot.

They say two heads are better than one, but in the case of Two-Headed Shark Attack, it turns out that two heads are more ridiculous looking than one. While Jaws made us scared to go into the water, some movie sharks — particularly those from B-movies like said Carmen Electra-fest that oh yes, I watched on Netflix earlier this week -— are more likely to make me die with laughter rather than with their sandy teeth. In honor of this, here are the shoddiest movie sharks of all time. And those Dawson's Creek episodes aren't mine, I swear. They're The Boss Lady reliving her glory years. No, honest.

And Father's Day is this weekend so give your dad something nice. And remember, timing is everything.

there she was, long legs, long neck and all she wanted to do was swim

an entire compilation of the best 15 second videos on the internet... FUCK SALT

funnyjunk's lawyer continues to lash out: accuses the oatmeal of instigating security attacks