MOST RECENT
Insert Your Favorite Weekend Joke Here....

The Iranian Nuclear Deal As Explained By Brea...

So Ernie, Where The Fuck Did You Go And Why N...

Insert Your Favorite Weekend Joke Here....

Insert Your Favorite Tax Weekend Joke Here....

... more ...

YOU MIGHT LIKE
free webcams
funny pictures
sexy videos

LATEST FEATURES


ERNIE CAM

E R N I E ' S   H O U S E   O F   W H O O P A S S

GO HOME BALL  -   articles - search - features - pictures - videos - tasteless - tits  -   WEBCAMS

jealous? click here to get your website on ehowa.com for as little as $5 per day
Ernie's House of Whoopass! June 20, 2012
June 20, 2012

You Can Go Out And Buy More Bananas, You Know.

The Papal Basilica of Saint Peter, officially known in Italian as Basilica Papale di San Pietro in Vaticano and commonly known as Saint Peter's Basilica, is a Late Renaissance church located within the Vatican City. Saint Peter's Basilica has the largest interior of any Christian church in the world. While it is neither the official mother church of the Roman Catholic Church nor the cathedral of the Pope as Bishop of Rome, Saint Peter's is regarded as one of the holiest Catholic sites. It has been described as "holding a unique position in the Christian world"[2] and as "the greatest of all churches of Christendom". Stretching across the facade is the dedicatory Latin inscription: IN HONOREM PRINCIPIS APOST PAVLVS V BVRGHESIVS ROMANVS PONT MAX AN MDCXII PONT VII, which means, "In honor of the prince of apostles; Paul V Borghese, pope, in the year 1612 and the seventh year of his pontificate."

So as the end-all-be-all of zombies, here's something that always struck me as being a little weird. If a zombie is muching on someone, why would leave that meal to chase after another victim? I mean all zombies wanna do is eat brains/flesh, right, so if Construction Worker Zombie from Webisode #1 is already gorging himself on some crossing guard's arm, why would he stop in order to chase Hannah (the soon to be Bicycle Girl? Kinda doesn't make sense, amirite? Sure there are a few other things to consider zombie-wise, but all you really need to know is Merle Dixon is back for the third season of The Walking Dead. Oh, and my favorite webisode is #4 Neighborly Advice with the bad guy from Cliffhanger.

A bed skirt or valance is a piece of decorative fabric that is placed between the mattress and the box spring of a bed. The purpose of a bed skirt is to give a stylish appearance to a bed without exposing the sides of the box spring or any space under the bed that may be used for storage. Historically, bed skirts were used to block drafts, which could chill the undersides of beds.

OMG! Bank of America stock fell 14 percent! Holy crap!

Hi there - Wanted to share an infographic celebrating the 100-year anniversary of historic Fenway Park - Home of the Boston Red Sox. A great piece for baseball fans or those interested in general sports trivia. Hope you enjoy it! Have a great morning! Danny

Purchased a huge cache of old gaming footage months back. A lot of these vids showed game companies from back in the day, all putting together the games we loved to play so much. A lot of the footage in here already appears online as part of larger vids, so in an attempt not to duplicate yet still share the footage I've put together a little video montage. Patrick

Who loves Miley Cyrus? Why This guy loves Miley Cyrus, that's who!

WAGs can be particularly hit-or-miss in this department. Anna Benson, for example, has been one of the most well-known outspoken and uncomfortably forward WAGs for years, and she really brought the crazy on Baseball Wives. But her Twitter page hasn't been updated for months, her photos were all boring except for this one, and her tweets read like a self-help book. And a bad one at that. But there are plenty of WAGs out there worth following. Some for the standard sexy photo galleries and never ending incoming Instagrams. Others are sexy, but also pretty entertaining—and some are surprisingly funny. Here are 20 WAGs worth following on Twitter, starting with always delectable Kelly Brook. In other news, Kelly Brook has a Twitter account.

Glare is caused by a significant ratio of luminance between the task (that which is being looked at) and the glare source. Factors such as the angle between the task and the glare source and eye adaptation have significant impacts on the experience of glare. Glare can be generally divided into two types, discomfort glare and disability glare. Discomfort glare results in an instinctive desire to look away from a bright light source or difficulty in seeing a task. Disability glare renders the task impossible to view, such as when driving westward at sunset. Disability glare is often caused by the inter-reflection of light within the eyeball, reducing the contrast between task and glare source to the point where the task cannot be distinguished. When glare is so intense that vision is completely impaired, it is sometimes called dazzle.

[To Ernie, From Michael] Happy Father's Day, Ernie. Did Ike and Big B get you anything nice? Clicking through the NSFW links I came across this one that gave me the "Your PC is infected, do you want to scan?" "Are you sure you want to leave this page?" Have a good one and thanks for bringing us a daily dose of insight, humor and tits!!! Michael

[To Webmaster of infected link, From Ernie] FYI, maybe an infected banner in rotation? e

[To Ernie, From Webmaster of infected link] Hey thanks for the heads up, I removed the banners which I think we're causing the virus alert. Thanks again!

[To Michael, From Ernie] Ta-da!

[To Ernie, From Michael] Woohoo! You da man, Big E. I didn't even think of banner infection. Why did Sally fall out of the swing? ause she had no arms. Knock knock. -Who's there? Not Sally! Aaaahahahahahhahaha. Have a great day. thanks and I'll talk to you soon. Michael ,?p.

the now sanitized NSFW link in question.

So should you stumble across an infected link during any of your persusings of EHOWA, please let me know like Michael did.... don't be shy, it doesn't have to be awkward.

People on alcohol generally doesn’t give the best advice. In fact, advice directly from the source is even worse. In this gallery, we have alcohol giving the usually expected advice that you should never take. From texting your ex in the middle of the night to doing anal on a #YOLO spree, this is in fact a collection of the worst advice in the world. Proceed with caution.

Earlier this year, Neil deGrasse Tyson testified at the Commerce, Science, and Transportation committee's hearings on SR-253, the hearings to examine risks, opportunities, and oversight of commercial space.

living stem cells discovered in 17-day-old human corpses

brainfreeze: collegehumor vs buzzfeed's 5 bacon sundae challenge

top 5 concealed carry handguns - i'm george zimmerman and i approved this message


BOTTOM FEEDER

USERS ONLINE

All original material ©1997-2017 EHOWA.COM/ERNIESHOUSEOFWHOOPASS.COM - ALL RIGHTS RESERVED
all other materials are property of their respective owners!