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Ernie's House of Whoopass! June 22, 2012
June 22, 2012

My Plan is Coming Along Just Swimmingly Down Here In The Sunshine State. More Bath Salts, Anyone?

Here's a little bit of Kill Bill trivia for you. The yellow jump suit that Black Mamba wears for the majority of "Kill Bill" is the same as the jump suit worn by which legendary Kung Fu actor Bruce Lee in "Game of Death". Although Lee appeared in the beginning of this movie, it was infact a body double who played him for the majority of the film, as he died shortly into the filming process. However, it's possible that Tarantino first hit upon the idea of the yellow track-suit after watching Battle Royale. Tarantino is a huge fan of the violent film; so much so that he decided to recruit Chiaki to be his Go Go. QT also gave credence to the film big time when he showed up at the Boston screening of Kill Bill in a Battle Royale T-shirt.

As the tennis world prepares for the 126th edition of the Wimbledon championships and the third Grand Slam tournament of the year, many of its sexy inhabitants are waiting in the wings for the perfect opportunity. These racket beauties always play hard to get. From provocative off-court shots to graceful on-court grunts, they rarely shy from the spotlight. But while many can obviously slap a tennis ball across a net with gusto, we're a bit more excited to appreciate their world-class beauty. Here are the most beautiful women of Wimbledon.

The term five o'clock shadow refers to beard stubble that is visible late in the day, usually around 5 o'clock, on men who have shaved their faces that morning. The term can also refer to a visible stubble of underarm hair regrowth on men or women who shaved their armpits that morning. The term was popularized in the 1930s in the marketing department of the Gem Safety Razor Company. While dreaming up a new advertising campaign, they decided to try and convince previously unsuspecting men that they suffered from ugly, afternoon beard growth and that this could only be countered by the purchase and use of Gem Micromatic Blades. Needing a snappy name for this late-afternoon ailment, which would of course bar sufferers from any genteel 'five o'clock dinner', they chose to call it 'five o'clock shadow'.

Hello Ernie, Just wondered if you've ever been to an Academy Sports + Outdoors store. They have one in Orange Park and one in Jacksonville, they have some very nice models to see there. And in Louisiana, they don't take American Express... -Larry

Hi Ernie & HFF- Thought you'd find this of interest. Mike

Actually yes, that is of great interest to me, since I essentially commit a felony every time I drive up north to New York state and bring one of my handguns with me. And when I do, I take care to avoid New Jersey for the very same reasons; their gun laws are fucked. In fact, the Fantastic Four of gun-asshole states is probably New York, New Jersey, Massachusetts, and California. The latter of which's guns laws are so royally fucked up -- see if YOU can follow this flowchart -- that their own fucking police don't know what the hell to do half of the time. And just when you thought that was fucked up, guess what? The California state legislature is trying to make it even worse. Nice job, dipshits.

Air ionisers are used in air purifiers. Airborne particles are attracted to the electrode in an effect similar to static electricity. These ions are de-ionised by seeking earthed conductors, such as walls and ceilings. To increase the efficiency of this process, some commercial products provide such surfaces within the device. The frequency of nosocomial infections in British hospitals prompted the National Health Service (NHS) to research the effectiveness of anions for air purification. The SARS Pandemic fuelled the desire for personal ionisers in the Far East, including Japan where many products have been specialised to contain negative ion generators, including toothbrushes, refrigerators, air conditioners, air cleaners and washing machines.

If you like sexy women who work out and have abs of steel, you’ve come to the right place. Some of the models in this gallery are actually fitness models, while others are just great models who happen to have a beautifully flat stomach with nice abs.

Ernie, I think you would look pretty good in this 06 Viper GTS. Corvettes go in the scoop in the front. Mike.

Ernie, From your time in St. Regis Falls, I assume you know where Ogdensburg is. Anyway, in "downtown" Ogdensburg there is a tavern. After my first assumption that the owver was named Nigel, I saw the real estate sign by Wally World that confirmed he is likely not a Nigel at all. Maybe a Nigel Lover?...love the site. Semper Fi, Kevin

Ernie-- Great site. I love the daily updates and pics. EHOWA is easily the #3 visited site on my daily surfing. The only reason it isn't higher is because #1 and #2 are work related sites. In any event, I saw your note about the sanitized link you put up. FWIW, when I visited it again, I received a Mcafee Internet Security 'Are you sure you want to fucking go there?' warning. It could have been residual left over ratings from when it was infected, but I just wanted to give the heads up. A screenshot is attached, if it helps. Keep up the fight, and Fuck Eric Holder! Chris

While I'm sure it's just a matter of lag... usually the safe/not safe databases take up to 24 hours to update, I've alwayts been a firm believer that McAffee Site Advisor sucks donkey cock. You want Avast! -- it's what I use.

Every iconic superhero needs a good costume. Where would Batman be without his cape or Iron Man without his awesome armor? Sadly, notwithstanding the slick incarnations of our favorite Marvel and DC characters in recent movie adaptations, not everyone featured in a comic book can be translated well onto the screen. In fact, particularly as we trawl through earlier decades, we often find that film and TV superheroes’ costumes make them look more like refugees from a comic convention rather than caped crusaders. These shabby superheroes show that there are worse things than Batman suits with nipples.

It's a Wonderful Life is an American Christmas drama film produced and directed by Frank Capra, that was based on the short story "The Greatest Gift", written by Philip Van Doren Stern. Released in 1946, the film stars James Stewart as George Bailey, a man whose imminent suicide on Christmas Eve brings about the intervention of his guardian angel, Clarence Odbody (Henry Travers). Clarence shows George all the lives he has touched and how different life in his community would be had he never been born. In the final scene, George begs to be allowed to live again. His prayer answered, he runs home joyously, where the authorities are waiting to arrest him. Mary, Uncle Billy, and a flood of townspeople arrive with more than enough donations to save George and the Building and Loan. George's friend Sam Wainwright telegrams him a $25,000 line of credit. Harry also arrives to support his brother. George finds a copy of The Adventures of Tom Sawyer with the inscription, "Dear George: Remember no man is a failure who has friends. Thanks for the wings! Love, Clarence." A bell rings, and his daughter Zuzu remembers that it means an angel has earned her wings. George realizes that he truly has a wonderful life.

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