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Ernie's House of Whoopass! June 28, 2012
June 28, 2012

I'll be Honest, I Have To read The Ruling To Figure Out What The Fuck Just Happened.

But I imagine that this is how Obama feels right about now. Now we'll see how Eric With-Holder does on his Contempt of Congress charges later this afternoon. if we're lucky, Holder will soon look like this.

You want to hear a bullshit story? "Kate was the bridge between the popular crowd and the losers' tells Kate Upton's high school classmate. She wasn't really outgoing and she definitely wasn't the prettiest girl in school. She was very slim, flat chested and sort of nerdy looking — I'm not sure she ever had a boyfriend in school." -- I call APPLESAUCE to the highest degree. Listen, if she had trouble getting a date in high school, then I had trouble beating Advanced Dungeons and Dragon's Pool of Radiance on my Commodore 64. Hint: I fucking rocked that game. And it was, I dunno, a few weeks or maybe a month ago, and I was in line at Publix and one of the magazines had, "Kate Upton's 10 tips to getting a guy." Again, MORE bullshit. You wanna know why? Kate Upton has ONE trick to getting a guy: 1. BE KATE UPTON. That's it. Mystery solved. And here's a shocker: since no other girl can possibly hope ot be Kate Upton, i don't know why anyone would bother reading that shit. BTW, there is also a NSFW gallery of Kate down in the NSFW thumb section.

"And yeah, you, uh, Sorority Girl - just in case you accidentally wander into a voting booth one day, there's some things you should know. And one of them is: There's absolutely no evidence to support the statement that we're the greatest country in the world. We're 7th in literacy, 27th in math, 22nd in science, 49th in life expectancy, 178th in infant mortality, 3rd in median household income, number 4 in labor force, and number 4 in exports. We lead the world in only three categories: Number of incarcerated citizens per capita, number of adults who believe angels are real, and defense spending, where we spend more than the next 26 countries combined, 25 of whom are allies. Now none of this is the fault of a 20-year-old college student, but you nonetheless are without a doubt a member of the Worst, period. Generation, period, Ever, period. So when you ask what makes us the greatest country in the world, I don't know what the fuck you're talking about."

Hey Ernie, ("So, what Fire Extinguisher Gun do you use?") Here're my extinguishers (minus rifles), and the fire prevention officers. Love the site, rarely miss a day. Chuck

Those dirty, rotten, "wheres my 40 acres", ungrateful, free riding, scumbags!!!!! send this story to everyone because the media will make it disappear because its too inflammatory. Steve

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Enough with the breathtaking highlight reels, repetitive Tebow/LeBron debates and streaker recordings, let's focus on the backbone of the athletic domain. Or rather, the wind beneath its wings... The beautiful women of sports. Far more than just beautiful works of art on the sidelines, behind the scenes or on the field, these ladies continue to display a passionate love for and knowledge of sports. Let's dig deeper and check out the 100 most attractive women in sports today. These gals keep the engine running, the motor rumbling and the fans roaring. Sports have never been so beautiful. thanks to the likes of people such as Caroline Wozniacki.

Fact: we humans share 99% of our DNA with chimpanzees. Fact: we created the Hubble telescope and chimps drink their own pee. The only logical conclusion is that 1% difference is what sends us into space instead of drinking our own urine. Neil DeGrasse Tyson suggests maybe we're not as smart as we think we are.

Seems our local newspaper in Cordele, GA only has one thing in mind. CLIMAXING! Chris

I love, have for years….but this crosses some kind of line …I’m not sure what cuz I’m still laughing. Must be the beer. Bad tshirthell, baaaaaad, now go lay down. -Ryan

Did you know the Han Solo being frozen in carbonite scene only exists because Harrison Ford hated Han Solo and wasn't sure if he even wanted to come back for another Star Wars film? The original script had Han and Chewie flying off in the Millennium Falcon, safe and sound. This changed for practical, not artistic, reasons. See, unlike Mark Hamill and Carrie Fisher, Harrison Ford didn't sign up for two more movies after the success of the first Star Wars. Ford thought that Han should just be killed off because he wasn't interesting to him. George Lucas needed to figure out a way to "freeze" the character for a while in case they later had to explain why he never appeared again. By the way, hardcore Star Wars fans know that the iconic "I know" line also almost didn't happen: According to the final script, Han was supposed to reply with a far less original " I love you, too." Ford himself came up with the classic line on the set, not Lucas. It's fascinating to think that if Ford didn't return, Han Solo would have just stayed frozen or died off screen in Return of the Jedi with Lando Calrissian likely stepping into the sassy space pilot role.

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