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Ernie's House of Whoopass! July 3, 2012
July 3, 2012

This Business Will Get Out Of Control. Again..

Ummm, I know some people are acting a little crazy about this Zimmerman situation? But if we don't keep ourselves in check, this business will get out of control. It will get out of control and we'll be lucky to live through it. That is if we don't get a little help from Sheriff Andy Taylor or Deputy Fife on how to stand our ground, well I guess we have to count on Admiral Painter now. So let's all try to stay cool, shall we?

Remember last week's fun with cranes? Well here's the video.

The Barbary macaque is a macaque with no tail. Found in the Atlas Mountains of Algeria and Morocco with a small population, of unknown origin, in Gibraltar, the Barbary macaque is one of the best-known Old World monkey species. Besides humans, they are the only primates living freely in Europe. Although the species is commonly referred to as the Barbary ape, the Barbary macaque is a true monkey, not an ape. The monkey is yellowish-brown to grey with lighter undersides, growing to a maximum size of 30 in and 29 lb. Its face is a dark pink and its tail is vestigial. The front limbs of this monkey are longer than its hind limbs. Females are somewhat smaller than males.

And speaking of old TV shows, Daisy Dukes got their name from the beautiful Daisy Duke from the 80's TV show, Dukes of Hazard. Catherine Bach was the original Daisy Duke, and then Jessica Simpson played the role in the 2005 film. And while Catherine Bach didn't invent the look, but she looked so damn good in those short jean shorts that the name stuck. Millions of woman followed her lead, and here are some of the best shots.

You know, try as I might I don't think I've ever seen a butterfly lightswitch cover before.

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The GM Heritage Center has archived over 1000 vintage, custom, and show cars dating back to the turn of the last century. The Heritage Center is not open to the public, here is a rare tour. Greg

You hopefully already know that the only reason you can talk is because you have vocal cords, which are located a couple of inches down your throat, in your larynx. The cords are down there instead of, say, right at the back of your mouth, because being down there lets you make a much wider range of sounds. That design means that instead of crude grunts, you can spit the kind of sick rhymes that let humans consistently win battle raps against almost every other species on earth. But that setup also lets food get caught in there, and stops you from breathing in the process. You know from basic biology that inside your neck meat are two tubes. One, the esophagus, sits in the back of your throat and carries food down to the digestion parts. The other, the larynx, sits on top of the trachea, which takes air down to your breathing parts. Because the larynx is positioned down in the throat a bit to give us the ability to say fancy words to each other, the air tube can't connect directly to our sinuses. Instead, the two tubes share a little hallway before branching off to go their separate directions, and one hunk of bratwurst can block them both. So choking is unique to humanity, but so is our ability to talk to each other. It's not a bad trade-off if you can remember to chew your damned food.

A concave mirror, or converging mirror, has a reflecting surface that bulges inward (away from the incident light). Concave mirrors reflect light inward to one focal point.They are used to focus light. Unlike convex mirrors, concave mirrors show different image types depending on the distance between the object and the mirror. These mirrors are called "converging" because they tend to collect light that falls on them, refocusing parallel incoming rays toward a focus. This is because the light is reflected at different angles, since the normal to the surface differs with each spot on the mirror. They are also used to provide a magnified image of the face for applying make-up or shaving.

I was going to write an exciting article about Prince Charles attending Wimbledon, and how rain delays have pushed back some of the matches. But then I remembered that Prince Charles and rain don't exactly make for sexy reading. Also, it would be hard to work in pictures of attractive women into such an article. So instead, I've decided to switch gears and cover the 15 sexiest women of Wimbledon 2012. My apologies to anyone who would rather look at pictures of Prince Charles watching other people play tennis in the rain.

A tomato knife is a small serrated kitchen knife designed to slice through tomatoes. The serrated edge allows the knife to penetrate the tomatoes' skin quickly and with a minimum of pressure without crushing the flesh. Many tomato knives have forked tips that allow the user to lift and move the tomato slices after they have been cut. Serrations are not required to cut tomatoes – a sharp straight blade works – but the serrations allow the knife to cut tomatoes and other foods even when dull. The reason for this being most of the cutting takes place in the serrations themselves. Some knives have serrations on both sides allowing easy slicing for both left-handed and right-handed users.

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