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Ernie's House of Whoopass! July 6, 2012
July 6, 2012

For Christ's Sake Man, Lock That Damned Trapdoor Already.

By this point I would imagine that everyone and their granbdmother knows I'm a huge fan of all things Bruce Campbell -- yes, that even includes Alien Apocalypse with that little redheaded chick from Xena -- so it's always a treat for me to find some behind-the-scenes trivia on his movies. One of his movies with an immense cult following is of course, Evil Dead, which they filmed some 500 years ago. Or so it seems, anyway. But the most dangerous moment of the entire shoot was the ending scene in which Bruce Campbell had to fight off a possessed girl who was trying to stab him. The trouble was that the contact lenses they used for that iconic possessed look were completely opaque so the actress who was supposed to attack him was effectively blind. Oh, and the dagger? It was muthafuckin real. So while the actress' job was to run in Bruce Campbell's general direction, swinging the dagger out in front of her, his job was to not die. If that scene in the movie seems more real than any others, it's because he is legitimately trying to avoid being stabbed. And just for the record, yes, this card scene still gives me goosebumps

The bowler hat is a hard felt hat with a rounded crown originally created in 1849 for the British soldier and politician Edward Coke, the younger brother of the 2nd Earl of Leicester. The bowler hat was popular with the working class during the Victorian era though it came to form the official work uniform of bankers. Later in the United Kingdom, it would come to be worn as work dress by the officers of the Queen's Guards. The bowler, not the cowboy hat or sombrero, was the most popular hat in the American West, prompting Lucius Beebe to call it "the hat that won the West". Both cowboys and railroad workers preferred the hat because it would not blow off easily in strong wind, or when sticking one's head out the window of a speeding train.

Feeling a little kid-like when it comes to this whole God particle thing?? Don't sweat it. Here is the Higgs Boson explained, using cartoons.

Tasermiut Fjord in Southern Greenland is one of the most spectacular and pristine wildernesses on Earth. It is also one of the most dangerous. Plus, if you have ever had your vacation or your long anticipated camping trip turn suddenly inelegant due to overachieving bowels you may appreciate knowing about SteriPEN.

It would be a grave understatement to say that boobs are great. It would also be puerile. But we don’t really care because, well, boobs are great. They must take up about 50 percent of our daily thoughts, and are undoubtedly up there with fast food and the ability to breathe as the best things ever to grace mankind. So what if someone decides to spend their hard-earned dollars improving their breasts for the good of themselves — and the rest of humanity? What’s wrong with that, huh? Here’s our argument in favor of plastic surgeons worldwide: the 20 most awesome celebrity boob jobs, ever.

I am getting a sex change and marrying some dude named Yiyear….They like hairy chested women right? Ryan

Ernie, Long time visitor. Love you long time. Don't know if you've seen this, I just had it sent to me today. Although it's a few years old it is still relevant and poignant. Best regards, Gary

Ladies and gentlemen, I have great news: both Lindsay Lohan and Katie Holmes are both starting to steer their lives away from Crazytown and back towards Hotsville.

Gambling is illegal at Bushwood sir, and I never slice.

In a year that includes the UEFA Euro and the Summer Olympics, much can be said about how great the year of 2012 will be for sports. With Euro 2012, you get to watch one of the biggest sporting events in the world. And then, less than a month later, the Summer Olympics in London. This is going to be a great year if you are a sports lover. Now let's take a look at all the gorgeous women who represent all the sports we love and admire — the hottest female from each sport. Enjoy.

A handstand is the act of supporting the body in a stable, inverted vertical position by balancing on the hands. In a basic handstand the body is held straight with arms and legs fully extended, with hands spaced approximately shoulder-width apart. There are many variations of handstands, but in all cases a handstand performer must possess adequate balance and upper body strength. There are two basic handstand styles in modern gymnastics: curved-back and straight-back. Straight-back style is employed when the aesthetics of straight body lines are desired and feasible. In all cases, balance is maintained by shifting body weight towards the fingers or the heel of the hand.

Does this come under "dude, WTF" or "dude NSFW", or "DON'T LOOK"? [EXTREMELY NSFW LINK] Eric

Ernie, wondered if you caught this one: Making of Southwest Airlines Florida One? Richard

A dormitory, often shortened to dorm, in the United States is a residence hall consisting of sleeping quarters or entire buildings primarily providing sleeping and residential quarters for large numbers of people, often boarding school, college or university students. In the UK, the word has an earlier, different but related meaning: it refers specifically to an individual room in which many people sleep, typically at a boarding school. Most colleges and universities provide single or multiple occupancy rooms for their students, usually at a cost. These buildings consist of many such rooms, like an apartment building, and the number of rooms varies quite widely from just a few to hundreds.

Rouketopolemos is the name of a local traditional event held annually at Easter in the town of Vrontados on the Greek island of Chios. The origin of this event is unclear, but local tradition holds that it goes back to the Ottoman era. According to local lore it was earlier performed with real cannons, until Ottoman authorities prohibited their use in 1889. As a variation of the Greek habit of throwing fireworks during the celebration of the service at midnight before Easter Sunday, two rival church congregations in the town perform a "Rocket War" by firing tens of thousands of home-made rockets across town, with the objective of hitting the bell tower of the church of the other side. The rockets are wooden sticks loaded with an explosive mixture containing gunpowder and launched from grooved platforms.

The hippopotamus is semi-aquatic, inhabiting rivers, lakes and mangrove swamps, where territorial bulls preside over a stretch of river and groups of 5 to 30 females and young. During the day they remain cool by staying in the water or mud; reproduction and childbirth both occur in water. They emerge at dusk to graze on grass. While hippopotamuses rest near each other in the water, grazing is a solitary activity and hippos are not territorial on land. Despite their physical resemblance to pigs and other terrestrial even-toed ungulates, their closest living relatives are cetaceans (whales, porpoises, etc.) from which they diverged about 55 million years ago. The common ancestor of whales and hippos split from other even-toed ungulates around 60 million years ago. The earliest known hippopotamus fossils, belonging to the genus Kenyapotamus in Africa, date to around 16 million years ago. The hippopotamus is recognizable by its barrel-shaped torso, enormous mouth and teeth, nearly hairless body, stubby legs and tremendous size. It is the third largest land mammal by weight, behind the white rhinoceros and the three species of elephant.

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