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Ernie's House of Whoopass! July 19, 2012
July 19, 2012

I Left You A Landmine. Let's See if You Step On It.

To everyone who wrote in and said that yes, you can still Google search "5.56mm ammo" -- yes dumbasses, I know you can search the web for it, I'm saying that Google is no longer giving shopping results; meaning you can no longer use them for price comparison. Seriously, this isn't part of my great big Google Shopper joke. Sources: - - -- and a shitload more.

Breaking Bad's Bryan Cranston was on Conan last night. You can watch the entire episode here, or catch just Cranston's highlights here -- either way, he talks about his tighty whiteys a lot.

I don't think it's ever been a secret that the founder and CEO of Chick-fil-A is all super double dog religious and -- surprise -- is against gay marriage. "We are very much supportive of the family - the biblical definition of the family unit. We are a family-owned business, a family-led business, and we are married to our first wives. We give God thanks for that," Eh, I've always chalked it up to whatever, he's kind of a dick but he's entitled to his opinion because let's be honest, the guy makes an awesome fucking chicken sandwich. But recently he revisited the subject and said something that really offended me.... it was this quote that really frosted my ass. And rendering Chick-fil-a obsolete, here is how to make your ofn Chick-fil-a sandwiches.

Frozen custard is a cold dessert similar to ice cream, but made with eggs in addition to cream and sugar. In the United States, the Food and Drug Administration requires products marketed as frozen custard to contain at least 10 percent milkfat and 1.4 percent egg yolk solids. If it has fewer egg yolk solids, it is considered ice cream. True frozen custard is a very dense dessert. Soft serve ice creams may have an overrun as large as 100%, meaning half of the final product is composed of air. Frozen custard, when made in a proper continuous freezer will have an overrun of 15-30% depending on the machine manufacturer (an overrun percentage similar to gelato). Air is not pumped into the mix, nor is it added as an "ingredient" but gets into the frozen state by the agitation of liquid similar to whisking a meringue. The high percentage of butterfat and egg yolk gives frozen custard a thick, creamy texture and a smoother consistency than ice cream.

Slim Solutions of Kentucky is a single store, independently owned weight loss solution center in a prime location near the Fort Knox Army Post. Kevin

An escharotomy is a surgical procedure used to treat full thickness (third-degree) circumferential burns. Since full thickness burns are characterized by tough, leathery eschar, an escharotomy is used primarily to combat compartment syndrome. Following a full thickness burn, as the underlying tissues are rehydrated, they become constricted due to the eschar's loss of elasticity, leading to impaired circulation distal to the wound. An escharotomy is performed by making an incision through the eschar to expose the fatty tissue below. Due to the residual pressure, the incision will often widen substantially.

Old and busted: 20 pics of Allison Stokke. The new hotness: this video Rewind, play, rewind, play, rewind, play, rewind, play, rewind... of Australian hurdler Michelle Jenneke. Seriously, you're welcome.

Not everyone in Mexico speaks Mexican; some speak Hispanic, while others speak Latino. True story, bro.

Hi Ernie. Like most I'm a long time reader of your site, thanks for all the hard work you put into it, I read it at the end of every day and it helps me relax and unwind. The last couple years I've been able to toss a few bucks to the LBEH campaign and even though it wasn't much I always felt better for helping someone. As a Canadian there aren't many campaigns aimed at helping our own soldiers which is why I was more than happy to help out the US soldiers. Our troops have fought together through more wars than ever should have happened so why not help who you can, when you can. In that spirit of cooperation I was wondering if you had seen this site yet? I don't recall seeing any links to it on your site - however I could have missed it and maybe it's already there, but in case it isn't I'll ask anyway - might you be kind enough to put a link on your site to it. He is riding his bike around the US and Canada trying to raise funds for Canadian veterans who have been getting the shaft from their own government. I'm not asking for anyone to give anything, just to read the site and maybe, if you're anywhere near where he is heading, give the guy some tips on where to go and what to see. Cheers Phil

Wine bottles may be sealed with a wine stopper in order to keep the wine from spilling and to prevent oxygen from getting to, and spoiling, the wine. Traditional wine stoppers were made of cork that comes from the Cork Oak, or Quercus Suber. This is a species of oak that grows in Spain and Portugal. Today wine stoppers are made from numerous materials including metal, glass and plastic along with the traditional cork. Many modern wine stoppers are accompanied by a pump to remove as much oxygen as possible from the resealed bottle.

HOLY SHIT: The Conservative Caucus is offering a $100,000 reward For verifiable evidence of White House involvement in Operation Fast & Furious, that led to the deaths of US Border Patrol agent Brian Terry, and of Mexican citizens. Let me hit the fucking bank and we can make it $100,200 or so.

Beer has been the official beverage of men everywhere since the industrial revolution. So the fact that you know so little about it is kind of embarrassing intimidating emasculating. Luckily, that is about the change. The list you're about to read will ensure that, the next time you walk into one of those fancy beer bars popping up all over the place -- you know, the ones with exposed brick walls that have 20+ craft brews on tap—you won't be confused. Instead, you'll be able to navigate that ten foot tall chalkboard beer menu with confidence. So sit down, open a cold one, and get ready for Beer Styles 101. It's a primer on the varieties of suds you're likely to encounter at your local beer geek haven.

"Swing Low, Sweet Chariot" is a historic American Negro spiritual. The earliest known recording was in 1909, by the Fisk Jubilee Singers of Fisk University. In 2002, the Library of Congress honored the song as one of 50 recordings chosen that year to be added to the National Recording Registry. It was also included in the list of Songs of the Century, by the Recording Industry Association of America and the National Endowment for the Arts. The song enjoyed a resurgence during the 1960s Civil Rights struggle and the folk revival; it was performed by a number of artists. Perhaps the most famous performance during this period was that by Joan Baez during the legendary 1969 Woodstock festival. "Swing Low, Sweet Chariot" has been sung by many artists. A partial list includes: Benny Goodman (1936), Dizzy Gillespie (1946), Louis Armstrong (1957), Johnny Cash (1959), Elvis Presley (1969), and The Grateful Dead (1970)

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