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Ernie's House of Whoopass! August 7, 2012
August 7, 2012

I Knew I'd Be Able To Dig Up Something To Post Today.

A car crusher is an industrial device used to reduce the dimensions of derelict (depreciated) cars prior to transport for recycling. Car crushers are compactors and can be of two types: "pancake", where a scrap automobile is flattened by a huge descending hydraulically powered plate, or the baling press type, with which the automobile is compressed from several directions until it resembles a large cube. Car crushers have been popular in films as devices of murder or humour. They have appeared in such well known films as Goldfinger, National Lampoon's Vacation, I'll Never Forget What's'isname, Kick-Ass, Superman III, Gone in 60 Seconds and Pulp Fiction.

The Universal Camouflage Pattern (UCP), also referred to as ACUPAT (Army Combat Uniform PATtern) or Digital Camouflage ("digicam") is the military camouflage pattern currently in use in the United States Army's Army Combat Uniform. The pattern was chosen after several laboratory and field tests that occurred from 2003 to 2004. Its digital pattern is a modification of the United States Marine Corps' MARPAT camouflage and research into Dual Texture (Dual-Tex) Camouflage conducted in the 1970s. The United States Army is cancelling the Universal Camouflage Pattern and considers the $5 billion program to be a colossal mistake. The pattern has been determined to be very ineffective and has been widely unpopular amongst the rank and file for years.

Many pictures on the internet are either captioned, not captioned, or inaccurately captioned. In this gallery are 24 completely ridiculous captions -- some are completely inaccurate, while others just comically funny. Check them out either way.

In Native American culture, a dreamcatcher is a handmade object based on a willow hoop, on which is woven a loose net or web. The dreamcatcher is then decorated with personal and sacred items such as feathers and beads. Traditionally, the Ojibwa construct dreamcatchers by tying sinew strands in a web around a small round or tear-shaped frame of willow (in a way roughly similar to their method for making snowshoe webbing). The resulting "dream-catcher", hung above the bed, is used as a charm to protect sleeping children from nightmares. As dreamcatchers are made of willow and sinew, they are not meant to last forever but are intended to dry out and collapse as the child enters the age of wonderment. In the course of becoming popular outside of the Ojibwa Nation, and then outside of the pan-Indian communities, dreamcatchers are now made, exhibited, and sold by some New age groups and individuals.

Ernie, Saw the post about your Crossbreed holster today got mine about 9 months ago and that pig was TOUGH at first. Found a post that recommended using this leather conditioner and I gotta say it worked like a charm! Couple coats of this and wearing it around the house for a couple days and boomshakalaka its now my go to concealment holster with my Glock 19. Also a side note if you're looking for that style in a multiple gun set up, check out they have a great little tweak with interchangeable Kydex. Keep up the fine work sir, Josh

You know, it's kind of funny. The owner of Crossbreed Holsters is unapologetically Christian -- my receipt was even hand signed with a "God Bless You" and I'm totally cool with it. Just so long as he doesn't tell me I have a prideful and arrogant attitude, I think they're awesome. They're also sponsoring triathlete Kathy Owen in an upcoming race at the Colorado Cyclist Copper Triangle. In related news, I feel bad for these guys, and especially this guy, but certainly not for this guy. Either way, I am ordering the fuck out of some Leather Honey.

The Folsom Street Fair is an annual BDSM and leather subculture street fair held on the last Sunday in September and caps San Francisco's "Leather Pride Week". The Folsom Street Fair, sometimes simply referred to as "Folsom", takes place on Folsom Street between 7th and 12th Streets, in San Francisco's South of Market district. The event started in 1984 and is California's third largest spectator event and the world's largest leather event and showcase for BDSM products and culture. It has grown as a non-profit charity, and local and national non-profits benefit with all donations at the gates going to charity groups as well as numerous fundraising schemes within the festival including games, beverage booths and even spanking for donations to capitalize on the adult-themed exhibitionism.

Aubrey Morgan O'Day is an American singer, actress, fashion designer, television personality, and former member of the girl group Danity Kane. Following discord among the group and with her mentor at the time, P. Diddy, O'Day was fired from the group in 2008. She has since modeled for magazines such as Blender and Playboy, performed on Broadway in Hairspray, and made appearances on reality television shows. She dispelled rumors of ever having plastic surgery or dating boss Sean Combs. In addition, she declared then-bandmate D. Woods her best friend and porn legend Jenna Jameson one of her good friends. In September 2008, she told Complex that she likes to watch porn as a pastime and that her favorite porn star is Jameson. Anyway, here is a gallery of her sexiest Twitpics.

So Amazon is selling Uranium. Get while its hot! -Ryan

Ernie, I want to make sure your business empire is up to code with its signage. Bryan

A sauna is a small room or house designed as a place to experience dry or wet heat sessions, or an establishment with one or more of these and auxiliary facilities. A sauna session can be a social affair in which the participants disrobe and sit or recline in temperatures typically between 158 °F and 212 °F, although the maximum allowable sauna temperature in Canada and the United States is 194°F. This induces relaxation and promotes sweating. Under many circumstances, temperatures approaching and exceeding 212 °F would be completely intolerable. Saunas overcome this problem by controlling the humidity. The hottest Finnish saunas have relatively low humidity levels in which steam is generated by pouring water on the hot stones. Finer control over the temperature experienced can be achieved by choosing a higher level bench for those wishing a hotter experience or a lower level bench for a more moderate temperature. A good sauna has a relatively small temperature gradient between the various seating levels.

I have even found a way to entertain your mind as you await the next soccer match on TV. I have found 40 of the hottest female Olympians involved in outdoor events -- minus soccer because I just made a list of the hottest Olympic soccer stars recently, and even I hate repeating my work. In related news, I don't know what heptathlete are, but they're fucking beautiful.

funniest internet reactions to the curiosity landing, including the high five fail seen 'round the world

video of curiosity's descent... from the rover cam itself

these guys convert an old chevy farm truck into an awesome dragster. watch how fast it takes off

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