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Ernie's House of Whoopass! August 14, 2012
August 14, 2012

You Got A War Face! Aaaaaaaahh! That's A War Face, Let Me See Your War Face!

Watch as two tons of ordnance is dropped on two compounds filled with IEDs, both of which are booby trapped to deter entry.

An abdominoperineal resection, formally known as abdominoperineal resection of the rectum and abdominoperineal excision of the rectum or simply abdominoperineal excision, is a surgery for rectal cancer or anal cancer. It is frequently abbreviated as AP resection and APR. he principal indication for AP resection is a rectal carcinoma situated in the distal (lower) one-third of the rectum. Other indications include recurrent or residual anal carcinoma (squamous cell carcinoma) following initial, usually definitive combination chemoradiotherapy. APRs involves removal of the anus, the rectum and part of the sigmoid colon along with the associated (regional) lymph nodes, through incisions made in the abdomen and perineum. The end of the remaining sigmoid colon is brought out permanently as an opening, called a colostomy, on the surface of the abdomen.

How about that, pretty freaky? Even freakier than Disney's scent based mind control, amirite?

I know what you're wondering. To Jew, or not to Jew, that is the question. And let's be honest, Mel Gibson was a gimme, but at least it explains why he hated Colonel Tavington so bad.

Let's face it, we miss the Olympics already. They just ended and I am already having some serious withdrawals. When am I going to be able to enjoy an evening of gymnastics, swimming, field hockey, handball and soccer? And if I could, it wouldn't be the same. It isn't the Olympics. So, in case you are elbows deep in a box of ice cream, I have found the pictures that will bring the Olympic spirit back into your household. It is the Olympic cheerleaders. The women, and a few dudes, that not many people realized were the entertainment between breaks. Let's just say lots of great British bodies with lots of bad British teeth. So enjoy the Olympics one last time.

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In 1967, famed British spy, James Bond, annihilates the Russian army using .32 ACP ammunition and a Walther PPK. In a show of one-upmanship, famed American spy Jason Bourne elects to save the free world with several 9mm cartridges. In 1992, Winchester releases the Black Talon hollow point bullet. This revolutionary design features a special reverse tapered jacket and cuts that encourage the projectile to expand outward via six razor sharp petals. Winchester discontinues the line when a stray round destroys the city of Cleveland. Seventeen years later in 2009, Winchester releases the PDX1 line of personal defense ammunition. Evolved from the Black Talon and Ranger SXT lines, it so far has not destroyed any major cities, but does a wonderful job on watermelons. Yes this is just a portion of the brief (but slightly inaccurate) history of ammunition. Although I totally believe that in 2011, Winchester Ammunition elected to move manufacturing from Illinois to Mississippi to reduce spelling errors.

Too many Sturgie pics, had to send a 3rd email. - Ben

Ernie says: Ben's 1st and 2nd emails didn't come through, so I asked him to resend. Will post when I receive!

Lindsay Lohan is an American actress, recording artist, and model. She began her career as a child fashion model when she was three. She was on the TV soap Another World for a year at the age of 10. At age 11 she made her motion picture debut in Disney's 1998 remake of The Parent Trap, a critical and commercial hit. She made two Disney TV movies, Life-Size in 2000 and Get a Clue in 2002. Her next major motion picture was Disney's Freaky Friday remake in 2003 which was a success at the box office and with critics. With Mean Girls in 2004, another critical and commercial success, she became a household name and a frequent target of paparazzi and tabloids. The two films earned her several MTV Movie Awards and Teen Choice Awards.

The world has come a long way from the old mail order bride sites. Now these services are just like the traditional dating sites that we've all started using. This has taken quite a bit of the stigma away from the whole process and it's also so much more effective, as now you can meet them online in real time and interact with them in so many ways, including email, chat, Skype etc. Check out the slideshow above and you'll see the quality of the women on this site, and then head over to Russian Brides and browse all of the real women that you can meet. Again, this isn't just a marriage site. If you're looking for that you can definitely find it, but many of them are open to dating as well.

Massage is the manipulating of superficial and deeper layers of muscle and connective tissue using various techniques, to enhance function, aid in the healing process, and promote relaxation and well-being. Specialized massage tables and chairs are used to position clients during massages. Ergonomic chairs serve a similar function as a massage table. Chairs may be either stationary or portable models. Massage chairs are easier for the practitioner to transport than massage tables, and clients do not need to disrobe to receive a chair massage. Due to these two factors, chair massage is often performed in settings such as corporate offices, outdoor festivals, shopping malls, and other public locations. A typical commercial massage table has an easily cleaned, heavily padded surface, and a horseshoe-shaped head support that allows the client to breathe easily while lying face down and can be stationary or portable. An orthopedic pillow or bolster can be used to correct body positioning.

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