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Honestly, I'm having a very difficult time deciding who is the bigger douchebag here: Obama or Romney. Either way, I doubt either side will be adding these little tidbits to their already lousy Presidential campaign slogans.

Next week I'm going to write about Justin Bieber. Here's why. It was less than a month ago when I wrote about my Crossbreed holster, made by a company started by all around good guy, Mark Craighead. Yeah well it turns out that poor son-of-a-bitch died last week, at the age of 43. I did some hunting around and it turns out he had two heart attacks, back to back. With that in mind, cardiovascular disease is by far the largest killer; accounting for almost 30% of deaths worldwide and over 600,000 in the United States each year alone. Doesn't that make all of this anti-gun lobbying kind of fucking pointless? It's like saying you want to combat global warming by cutting carbon emissions, and then instead of going after cargo ships, you trying to ban the engines in remote control helicopters. So anyway, if death follows my articles, next week is Justin Bieber. Keep your fingers crossed, eh?

A golf cart is a small vehicle designed originally to carry two golfers and their golf clubs around a golf course or on desert trails with less effort than walking. Golf cars come in a wide range of formats and are more generally used to convey small numbers of passengers short distances at speeds less than 15 mph per ANSI Standard. The price of a golf car can range anywhere from $3,000 - $15,000 per car, depending on several factors. These factors may include whether or not a fleet of cars is being purchased for a golf course or a country club, for example, and whether the cars are new or used. Other factors may include options such as equipment requirements, and how many people the car is meant to transport. With the rise in popularity of golf carts, many golf clubs or country clubs offer storage and energy options to golf cart owners. This has led to the modification of golf carts to suit use at the particular golf course. Typical modifications includes windshields, ball cleaners, cooler trays, upgraded motor or speed controller (to increase speed and/or torque), and lift kits.

Tiffany Lang is the ultimate young hottie. She looks like all the hot college girls you fantasized about in school. Her all natural looks are a huge hit, so check out the photos of Tiffany in this gallery courtesy of BumbleGirls.

Ahhh, grand larceny. I always tell people you haven't lived until you've been arrested at least once. Hey I've got $25, would you.... YEP!

Take a trip back to prehistoric times with Snappy Little Dinosaurs, a fun-filled introduction to some playful pop-up dinosaurs! Meet a baby stegosaur, a munching triceratops, a sky-high diplodocus, a toothy tyrannosaur, and their friends in this colorful pop-tastic parade. Children will love learning about dinosaurs with clever rhymes, beautiful illustrations by bestselling artist Derek Matthews, and oversized pop-up surprises on every spread. Youngsters will roar for more!

Yeah, TV moms. What's not to love? Not only can they not take away your driving privileges, discover your stash of gentlemen's reading material, or make you feel guilty for not calling enough. They also tend to be wiser, funnier, and more attractive than the general mom population. In fact, whereas the average dude might have had two or three friends with hot moms growing up, on TV at least 50% of moms are hot. And for some Freudian reason I dare not explore, this is awesome. So today we celebrate hot TV moms with this list of All-Stars. Why don't you have a look—chances are your favorite TV mom made the list. Think Modern Family.

Here are some Lebanese fighters after a battle broke out in Tripoli, Lebanon, between the two towns of Jabal Mehsen (pro Alassad) and Bab Al-tibeneh (anti-Alassad). BONUS: The guy firing the M-16 with the tacticool 100 round drum magazine has to stop shooting because of a jam, much like the Aurora theater shooter. BONUS BONUS: the guy with the rocket launcher gets the final word.

Actually, I was thinking this scene from Austin Powers, but yours works too. Either way, fuck Rachel Corrie. Don't want to get run over by a bulldozer? Don't stand in front of a bulldozer.

And If you think there are rules against cheerleaders dating athletes, think again. The scintillating sight of a pom-pom pumping beauty riling up the crowd doesn't go unnoticed by the legends who grace the field. The role of a cheerleader is to excite the crowd and motivate the team, but some gals go above and beyond in search of citywide and personal happiness. When it comes to love, spiraling footballs and steaming fastballs can't possibly separate a warrior and his most passionate support. From tumbling, stumbling and rumbling on the sideline to prancing down the aisle to the pounding of "Here Comes the Bride," these ladies all yearn for that happy ending. Let's see which ladies fell into the crevices of athletic love, starting with Kandi Mahan from the Dallas Cowboys.

Table football, also known as foosball, is a table-top game and sport that is loosely based on association football. The concept was conceived after Harold had been to a Tottenham Hotspur F.C. football match (he was an avid supporter). He wanted to provide a game that replicated football that could be played at home. The inspiration came from a box of matches: by laying the matches across the box he had formed the basis of his game. To begin the game, the ball is served through a hole at the side of the table, or simply placed by hand at the feet of a figure in the center of the table. The initial serving side is decided with a coin toss. Players attempt to use figures mounted on rotating bars to kick the ball into the opposing goal. Expert players have been known to move balls at speeds up to 35 mph in competition. Several companies have created luxury versions of table football tables. One of the most notable is the Opus Table created by the Elevenforty company.

P.S. That Nikon Prostaff rifle scope that I linked for $109 yesterday? That offer has expired and they're back to full price today: $167 - $30 rebate = $137. You snooze, you lose.

your monthly fail compilation: august 2012 - 20 awesome pics of jets blazing firetrails across the sky