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Ernie's House of Whoopass! September 5, 2012
September 5, 2012

Awww, She Looks Like An Angel When She Sleeps.

Chlorine is an element discovered in 1774. On its own, it forms a greenish-yellow gas. But, this gas can be dissolved into water and is often used to keep water clean. It is also used to make paper products, textiles, medicines, food, solvents, paints and plastics. Chlorine is particularly useful for keeping swimming pools clean; because bacteria thrives in water, pools need chemicals in order to prevent them from becoming breeding grounds for diseases. When put in a swimming pool, chlorine breaks into two parts called hypochlorite ion and hypochlorous acid. The parts then kill the harmful microorganisms in the water. You can prevent yellowing in your suit by making sure your pool has the proper chemical balance. Allow enough chlorine to kill bacteria, but not enough that it will irritate your skin or harm fabric material. You can also prevent yellowing by being sure to not leave your suit in the sun and rinsing it out as soon as you are finished wearing it.

One chick I've always been infatuated with is Isla Fisher (the S is silent, so it's pronounced eye-la) who for reasons I'll never understand, is married to Borat. Do I yearn for her because she knows how to strip tease? No. Do I pine for her because she is willing to jack me off at the dinner table? Perhaps. But I think the ringer is she took her mother to a male strip club to get teabagged. Now that's a woman. Also, raised in Australia, but born in Oman. Huh.

Did you ever wonder how much adult film stars get paid to get busy in front of the camera? Well, according to none other than Ron Jeremy, the average guy can expect to earn about $40K a year, while a woman can make $100K to $250K. Of course, they don't get paid per film; rather, they get paid per scene. And how much they get paid for a scene depends on who they are and what goes down—though generally the price for guys starts around $300 per scene, while for girls is stats at $500 per scene and can go up to $1500 for the really weird shit. However, some of them do manage to make a lot of money, and those are the ones we're taking a look at today. So check out the following list of the world's richest porn stars. I've never heard of any of them myself (wink, wink, nudge, nudge) but I assume they're all very good at what they do.

Sorry if you have seen this all ready but I thought you would want to see this video: Corporal Todd Love USMC. Joe

Who woulda figured too much bacon could be a bad thing? Scot

What if Obama hadn't been President for the last four years? What if McCain-Palin had been in charge instead? What would be different -- or the same -- about your life?

The Screamer family of tubes is O'Brien's bestselling line of tubes. O'Brien Screamer Tubes will leave you breathless! These tough, fully covered tubes deliver lasting fun. Neoprene pads on the topside provide a more enjoyable ride, while 2 pull-up straps make boarding easier. The 3-Rider Ultra Screamer is 80" in diameter. They are the biggest bang for your watersports buck, the construction and quality have been proven over many years by tough testing on the water.

This series of photos detail a woman's transformation from a 90's era bubblegum girl to a modern age bikini model, although I'm not entirely convinced it's the same person in all the photos. Either way, there will be no kicking out of bed for eating crackers.

This ever happen to you Ern? My neighbor, a RN working 12 hour shifts on third shift, came home to her happy puppy's night of fun. I laughed my ass off while helping stuff the fill back in what's left of her leather couch. Now the proud owner of a crate. As always, love the site. -Don

Meanwhile, in Russia. Greg

Skol was initially created to be a global beer brand. Allied Breweries, Labatt, Pripps-Bryggerierna and Unibra formed a new company called Skol International in 1964. Its aim was the creation of a world-wide beer brand, Skol, which could be licensed, manufactured and marketed across the world. Since then participation in the company has changed significantly. Currently, Skol is the most popular beer in Brazil. Originally produced by Caracu, which was bought by Brahma in 1980. Brahma merged with Antarctica and became Ambev, then InBev and later AB InBev. AB Inbev is the biggest beverage company in the world, larger than Coca-Cola in revenue. Skol beer became internationally recognized as a Brazilian beer, though not initially conceived in Brazil.

Michael Gerard Tyson is a former undisputed heavyweight champion of the world and holds the record as the youngest boxer to win the WBC, WBA and IBF heavyweight titles at 20 years, 4 months and 22 days old. He was the first heavyweight boxer to simultaneously hold the WBA, WBC and IBF titles, and the only heavyweight to individually unify them. Tyson retired from professional boxing in 2006 after he was knocked out in consecutive matches against Danny Williams and Kevin McBride. Tyson declared bankruptcy in 2003, despite having received over $30 million for several of his fights and $300 million during his career [Google Maps]. Throughout his career, Tyson became well known for his ferocious and intimidating boxing style as well as his controversial behavior both inside and outside the ring. Tyson is considered to have been one of the best heavyweight boxers of all time. He was ranked No. 16 on The Ring's list of 100 greatest punchers of all time. and No. 1 in the list of "The Hardest Hhitters in Heavyweight History". He has been inducted into the International Boxing Hall of Fame and the World Boxing Hall of Fame.

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michael clarke duncan: the poignant, hilarious, beautiful highlight reel

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