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Ernie's House of Whoopass! October 4, 2012
October 4, 2012

Romney 1, Obama 0. Huh. Didn't See That One Coming.

Okay fuckers. Hue Brix tests your visual, spatial and logical senses. Solve levels by dragging paths from blocks to fill out the puzzle grid. However, they only give you paths of a specified length. Special blocks determine the orientation of paths, acting as clues and challenges at the same time. If you have bitten off more than you can chew, then their intelligent Hint System will give you a hint closest to your solution.

And after watching last night's debate, all I know is Obama better get his shit stuff together, otherwise he might be sent packing by Blacks for Romney.

The Universal Product Code (UPC) is a specific type of barcode, that is widely used in North America, and in countries including the UK, Australia, and New Zealand for tracking trade items in stores. Its most common form, the UPC-A, consists of 12 numerical digits, which are uniquely assigned to each trade item. Along with the related EAN barcode, the UPC is the only barcode allowed for scanning trade items at the point of sale. Each UPC-A barcode consists of a scannable strip of black bars and white spaces, above a sequence of 12 numerical digits. No letters, characters, or other content of any kind may appear on a standard UPC-A barcode. The digits and bars maintain a one-to-one correspondence - in other words, there is only one way to represent each 12-digit number visually, and there is only one way to represent each visual barcode numerically.

Remember the Olivia Wilde/Ashley Greene lesbian scene that I posted this weekend? As per Ashley Greene, Olivia Wilde is a good kisser, especially when she is very, very cold. You're welcome.

In this series premiere episode of Fangoria's Blood and Guts, join host Scott Ian of Anthrax as he spends a day with Legendary FX Artist Greg Nicotero in his KNB EFX's studio. See Nicotero's vast prop collection from throughout his career and also experience an awe inspiring bit of Blood and Guts. Hint: KNB WORKED ON THE WALKING DEAD AND ARMY OF DARKNESS.

Matkot is a popular paddle ball game in Israel similar to beach tennis, often referred to as the country's national sport. The goal of the game is to hit a small rubber ball back and forth with a wooden racket as many times as possible without dropping it. The sport is named after the racquet, the matka; the origin of this word is unclear. The racquets are traditionally made of wood, although sometimes the handles are reinforced with a plastic covering. The head of a racquet may vary somewhat in size and shape, but are usually circular and about 12 inches in diameter. The racquet handles are short, and with very little trunk between the handle and the racquet head. The standard ball used is the same ball as is used in squash. However, novice and intermediate players sometimes use a ball that is similar in size to a squash ball, but lighter and/or bouncier. The game has developed a moderate level of popularity outside of Israel as a participatory sport, particularly where there is either a strong beach culture, or a significant number of Israelis living abroad.

found this and thought of EHOWA...Jake

An orangutan trapped in a snare survived for ten days without food or water before he was rescued by IAR's team in West Kalimantan. The young adult male was close to death when they reached him and cut him free. His right arm was caught in the snare which had been set to trap deer and wild boar. The orangutan had stepped in a loop of rope hidden under leaves on the ground which tightened and pulled upwards when he trod on it. The rescue team, led by veterinary director Karmele Llano Sanchez, sedated the orangutan, freed him from the snare and gave him fluids for severe dehydration before transporting him back to IAR's clinic in Ketapang to amputate his hand which he had actually tried to eat through in order to free himself. [photos | article]

Rage of Angels is a 1980 novel by Sidney Sheldon. The novel revolves around young attorney Jennifer Parker, as she rises as a successful lawyer after being framed for threatening the chief witness against a Mafia boss by mistakenly giving him a dead canary with a broken neck which in turn leads to a situation that promises to break Her life's dreams. As the story progresses, the protagonist is romantically torn between a famous politician, who helps her rise again and a Mafia boss, the man that framed her who later swears to destroy her after he comes to know of her affair with the politician that had short-lived though long enough to gift her a son. it has been translated into several foreign languages, including German.

We've all been there – you're waiting in line at the Bell, checking out the menu, and nothing seems quite right. You know you're in the mood for some Taco Bell cuisine, but you don't want something that they'll give to any sucker. You're special, and you're sick of the regular stuff. So, here are nine delicious (haha?) Taco Bell items that are hidden from the regular menu. Order one for you and your date and she'll think you're a total big-shot.

Dental braces -- also known as simply braces -- are devices used in orthodontics that align and straighten teeth and help to position them with regard to a person's bite, while also working to improve dental health. They are often used to correct underbites, as well as malocclusions, overbites, cross bites, open bites, deep bites, crooked teeth, and various other flaws of the teeth and jaw. Braces can be either cosmetic or structural. Dental braces are often used in conjunction with other orthodontic appliances to help widen the palate or jaws and to otherwise assist in shaping the teeth and jaws.

Did I mail this to you? It was taken in a WalMart parking lot in Snover, MI. Edward

This is kind of a good idea. I would need to see it, touch it, love it before I would buy one. But for CCW it might not be too bad. Ironically, American Hand Gunner has more info then the manufacturer. –Ryan

The Oregon Ducks refers to the sports teams of the University of Oregon, located in Eugene, Oregon. The Oregon Ducks are part of the Pacific-12 Conference in the Division 1 of the NCAA. With seventeen varsity teams, the Oregon Ducks are best known for their football team and Track and Field program, which has helped to make Eugene be known as "Track Town, USA". Oregon's main rivalries are with the Oregon State Beavers and the Washington Huskies. Ducks, with their webbed feet, began to be associated with the team in the 1920s, and live duck mascots were adopted to represent the team. Journalists, especially headline writers, also adopted the shorter Duck nickname, but it wasn't until the 1940s that the image of Donald Duck, permitted via a handshake deal between Walt Disney and Oregon athletic director Leo Harris, cemented the image of the Duck as the school's mascot. The teams colors are green and yellow. The Ducks also have varsity teams in women's basketball, golf, tennis, softball, lacrosse, soccer, team stunts and gymnastics, and volleyball.

Strange alien looking worlds exist all around us in startling shapes and textures, but we so rarely get to see them. Since 2010, the FEI Electron Microscope Company has held an annual competition to judge the best scanning electron microscope images taken using their equipment. The resulting submissions are diverse – from plant anatomy and synthetically manufactured minerals, to the kind of bacteria shots seen here.

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