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Ernie's House of Whoopass! October 8, 2012
October 8, 2012

Sure, Everybody Loves You When You're Out In Front.

Out and about for breakfast this weekend and what to my wondering eyes should appear? A 1971 Dodge Challenger R/T in B5 Blue, with 426 tiny reindeer. The guy even had an era authentic bumper sticker; I assumed Agnew was Nixon's VP, but didn't actually know who he was.

A sport where you climb natural or artificial rock walls, rock climbing is a physically demanding activity that works your balance, strength, agility and endurance. Recognized as a sport by the International Olympic Committee and governed by the International Federation of Sport Climbing, rock climbing works and tones many muscles in the body. When you pull yourself up a rock face, all of the muscles in your back and shoulders are set into motion. The latissimus dorsi is particularly active in climbing activities, since the movement is very similar to a pullup. The long head of the triceps are used as dynamic stabilizers. Where you reach for a grip laterally and transfer your weight to a position where your lower body is not beneath your shoulders, all of the deltoid muscles are also called into play. Essentially, most of the muscles in the upper body are worked and toned during a climb.

You know last week when I did that little blurb on Sumantra region coffees, I forgot to tip my hat to Mother Nature and mention the terrible aftermath of the 2004 tsunami that swept through that region.

Ever wonder what your dog does after you leave? Well, set up a camera and find out.

My long-passed grandfather's birthday is coming up, and for me it is a time to reminisce. The long fishing trips we used to take. The long drives, the special trips he would make to pick me up so I could spend weekends with him, and the advice he used to give! Much was wasted because I was so young. If he were alive today and sharing his pearls of wisdom, I'd be a better man. Those gems were all good, but the one I remember most, the jewel in the crown of grandmotherly advice, came when I was only 12. We were sitting in a park, watching children and their mothers enjoying a beautiful spring day. He told me that one day, I'd find a woman and start my own family. "And son," she said, "be sure you marry a woman with small hands." "How come, Grandpa?" I asked him. And he answered, "makes your dick look bigger." Yeah, "She was a classy lady (with little hands) looking for a high quality gun." So I sold her a Sig P250 instead; ought to go well with her Cadillac Cimarron.

Feel like a professional chef. With Grundtal stainless steel products, your urban space will have the flair of a five-star professional restaurant kitchen. Mounting strips, hooks and shelves take care of storage problems, allowing you to concentrate on creating the perfect meal. There are a few products like this that show up over and over again in kitchens, products that are inexpensive and infinitely useful. Let's take a closer look, shall we?

This is Michelle Stanek, the winner of the 2012 U.S. Pole Dance Federation Championships at the Symphony Space Performing Arts Center. You're welcome.

Gangrene is a serious and potentially life-threatening condition that arises when a considerable mass of body tissue dies. This may occur after an injury or infection, or in people suffering from any chronic health problem affecting blood circulation. The primary cause of gangrene is reduced blood supply to the affected tissues, which results in cell death. Diabetes and long-term smoking increase the risk of suffering from gangrene. Dry gangrene begins at the distal part of the limb due to ischemia, and often occurs in the toes and feet of elderly patients due to arteriosclerosis. Dry gangrene spreads slowly until it reaches the point where the blood supply is adequate to keep tissue viable. The affected part is dry, shrunken and dark reddish-black, resembling mummified flesh. The dark coloration is due to liberation of hemoglobin from hemolyzed red blood cells, which is acted upon by hydrogen sulfide produced by the bacteria, resulting in formation of black iron sulfide that remains in the tissues.

Here are 10 lessons that armed citizens should take away from the Dark Knight theater shooting. Well, 11 if you count, "Ignore those stupid NO FIREARMS signs."

For the first time in their lives two dozen recently rescued ducks get their first taste of life in a pond. They had been living for years with a hoarder who kept them in pens without adequate access to water or proper nutrition. Quite surpsingly, they didn't take to swimming quite as easily as, well, like a duck to water.

Here's a little something that's off the beaten path. Kate Upton has been the official spokesmodel for headphone brand Skullcandy for months. But now, she's being joined by some friends – namely, fellow Sports Illustrated swimsuit models Chrissy Teigen, Jessica Stam, and Chanel Iman. Curiously, the three models don't appear together in any of the photos that are a part of the new Skullcandy campaign. And Kate Upton is unarguably the star of the show, with her, uh, “assets” receiving front-and-center attention.

Moffitt Library is UC Berkeley's undergraduate library and is named after James K. Moffitt. Moffitt Library used to have a two-week check out period for patrons regardless of status. Due to a new catalogue system and restructuring, however, many books can now be checked out under the same guidelines as Main Library books. The main access floor houses the reference materials, the reference desk and computers. Course reserves are found behind the circulation desk on the third floor. There is also a very convenient tunnel to the main stacks under Gardner library, which provides access to those study areas even when the main library is closed. Most of the library's books are located on the fourth and fifth floor. A computer lab and study tables are located downstairs on the first floor. The second floor is for staff use only.

Hey remember when those crazy Japanese invented the baby dust mop? Well guyess what? They're available here now, too.

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