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Ernie's House of Whoopass! October 15, 2012
October 15, 2012

Everything Must Come To An End. Even The Really, Really Big Stuff.

I am the Alpha and the Omega, the First and the Last, the Beginning and the End.

Instant Pop-up canopies are portable shelters that collapse down to a size that is portable. Typically, canopies of this type come in sizes from 5'x5' to 10'x20'. Most pop up canopies come in two pieces, the canopy frame and the canopy top. The canopy frame is constructed of either steel or aluminium. Steel framed canopies are heavier and typically cost less than the superior aluminium frames. Recently, stainless steel has been used because it is lighter than steel and stronger than aluminium. Tops for most canopies are made from an Oxford polyester blend of fabric. This fabric is rated in denier. A denier rating of 500 is acceptable and a rating above 500 will only increase weight and give no value to the fabric itself. Tops are also fire retardant and water resistant. Due to seams sewn into the top they will never be "water proof". Most companies offer a wide variety of colors for their tops. General colors are blue, green, red, white and yellow. Special colors include black, gold and purple.

Dr. No is a 1962 British spy film, starring Sean Connery; it is the first James Bond film. Based on the 1958 Ian Fleming novel of the same name, it was adapted by Richard Maibaum, Johanna Harwood, and Berkely Mather and was directed by Terence Young. Dr. No was produced with a low budget, and was a financial success. While critical reaction at release was mixed, over time the film received a reputation as one of the franchise's best instalments. The film was the first of a successful series of 22 Bond films; a 23rd is planned for release in 2012. Dr. No also launched a genre of "secret agent" films that flourished in the 1960s. The film also spawned a spin-off comic book and soundtrack album as part of its promotion and marketing. A number of Hollywood film studios did not want to fund the films, finding them too British or too blatantly sexual.

Jagermeister is a type of liqueur called Krauterlikor, and is similar to other central European liqueurs, such as Gammel Dansk from Denmark, Unicum from Hungary, Becherovka from the Czech Republic, Demanovka from Slovakia and Pelinkovac from Croatia. In contrast to those beverages, Jagermeister has a sweeter taste. Jagermeister's ingredients include 56 herbs, fruits, roots and spices including citrus peel, licorice, anise, poppy seeds, saffron, ginger, juniper berries and ginseng. These ingredients are ground, then steeped in water and alcohol for 2–3 days. Afterwards, this mixture is filtered and stored in oak barrels for about a year. When a year has passed, the liqueur is filtered again, then mixed with sugar, caramel, alcohol and water. It is filtered one last time and then bottled. The producer recommends that Jagermeister be kept on ice and served cold and suggests that it be kept in a freezer at 0°F or on tap between 5 °F and 12 °F.

Breaking up is tough no matter who you are, but it gets way tougher if you happen to be married. And it gets even tougher than that if you happen to be rich and married. For proof, just ask some of these couples who have the distinction of having the nine most expensive divorces of all time. Old or not, I call dibs on Slavica.

Graco is a brand of baby products company owned by Newell Rubbermaid. It was founded in 1942 in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania by Russell Gray and Robert Cone (hence the name) as Graco Metal Products, a company that fabricated machine and car parts. After Gray left the company in 1953, Cone moved the company in a different direction, manufacturing the first automatic swing for children, the Swyngomatic, designed by Harold Kosoff in 1982. In 1987 the company developed the Pack N' Play Portable Playard portable playpen designed by Nate Saint. It also developed the combination stroller and child safety seat called the Travel System in the mid 90's. In 1998 it acquired Century Car Seat company. It was acquired by Rubbermaid in 1996, which was acquired to become Newell Rubbermaid in 1999.

The Bataan Death March, which had its 70th anniversary this year -- the 98th anniversary of World War I -- is listed as one of the atrocities committed by the Japanese Imperial Army during WWII. The list includes several massacres and cases of human experimentation, like those of the infamous Unit 731. The victims of the Bataan Death March were 15,000 US and 60,000 Filipino soldiers – captured after the three-month-long Battle of Bataan in the Philippines in 1942. Of these, around 2,500–10,000 Filipino and 300–650 American men never even made it to the POW camp.

The champagne flute is a stem glass with a tall, narrow bowl. The bowl of a flute may resemble a narrow wine glass as seen in the illustration; or a trumpet shape; or be very narrow and straight-sided. As with other stemware, the stem allows the drinker to hold the glass without affecting the temperature of the drink. The bowl is designed to retain champagne's signature carbonation, by reducing the surface area at the opening of the bowl. The flute has largely replaced the champagne coupe or saucer, the shape of which allowed carbonation to dissipate even more rapidly than from a standard wine glass. Nucleation in a champagne glass helps form the bubbles seen in champagne. Too much nucleation will cause the carbonation to fizzle out quickly. A smoother surface area will produce fewer bubbles in the glass, and more bubble texture in the taster's mouth.

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