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Ernie's House of Whoopass! October 17, 2012

October 17, 2012

Missing Phone + Dead Battery = A Big Mystery and A Short Temper.

So what's up with the white stripe painted on this rock?

The worst air disaster of all time occurred at Tenerife's Los Rodeos Airport (now known as Tenerife North Airport) in the Canary Islands. Two Boeing 747s, Pan Am Flight 1736 and KLM Royal Dutch Airline Flight 4805, collided in fog, killing 583 people and leaving only 61 survivors. Unfortunately, the causes of the disaster boil down to possible impatience and a very basic error of communication. KLM pilot Jacob van Zanten was eager to leave. Van Zanten and his crew had almost reached the legal limit of their on-duty time and would have to stay in Tenerife overnight unless they got going soon. This may have contributed to the pilot's fatal mistake when he received the communication “you are clear” from the air traffic control tower. A second clearance was required before van Zaten could take off, but instead he began to accelerate down the runway. In the meantime, the Pan Am flight, which was attempting to find its assigned taxiway in the heavy fog, was directly in the KLM airplane's path. The resulting collision obliterated the Dutch plane, sending it some 100 feet into the air before it came crashing down and exploded in a ball of fire.

A third follow up to, "What If NFL Quarterbacks Were All Friends On Facebook?" -- this time for Week 6. But of course this may not make much sense to you if you haven't read parts one and two yet.

Hey Ern, I dunno if you've seen this one or not, but DAYUM. Mama said KNOCK YOU OUT. Keep up the great site. Prost, Tom

have you seen this? An interview with Bruce Campbell on the new Evil Dead. Best regards, Martin

The tattoos match but the boobs don't on Bonnie Rotten. Sander

Dude, this is no time for rookie mistakes. And you know, I would have bet my fucking life that I posted that uppercut video earlier in the week or so, but fuck all if I can find it now. So maybe it was all in my head. Anyway, here's the girl's response and she be all innocent and shit.

Yeah, the more things change, the more they stay the same.

the 4 craziest scientific theories posed by u.s. politicians

muthafucka, fuck the fucking vote and my new band is called syskill

ride the slingshot. get scared. pass out. wake up. while still on ride. repeat.

the unwritten 12th commandment: thou shalt not get drunk and slap a police officer

see this guy's face? good, now sit back and watch this video about of sweet, sweet justice