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Ernie's House of Whoopass! November 2, 2012
November 2, 2012

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Anyone paying attention to this year's Presidential election better spend some time in a sports bar this Sunday. The Redskins Rule is a trend involving NFL football and our Presidential elections. In short, there is a correlation between the outcome of the most recent Washington Redskins home football game and the Presidential Election: when the Redskins win, the incumbent party wins the electoral vote for the White House; when they lose, the non-incumbent party wins. On Novermber 4th, the Redskins will play against the Carolina Panthers so this will be the last home game for the Redskins before the 2012 Presidential Election which will take place on November 6th. According to the rule, if the Redskins win the game, then Barack Obama will be re-elected for a second term; if the Panthers win instead, then Obama will be ousted and Massachusetts Governor Mitt Romney will be elected. Anyway. "Tax returns that Wesley Snipes would call suspicious?" - HAHAHAHAHAHA

So anyway, Hurricane Sandy. So far, you know who I've really got to give props to? Governor Christie. Say what you want, the guy had the balls to set aside partisan politics and pay Obama on the back for a quick federal response to the storm damage. Granted, I'm sure that response was only as quick as it was because of the election next week, but quick is quick I suppose when you're faced with flooded subways and uprooted trees and shit. Anyway here are some truly inspiring images from the hurricane aftermath, a few of which beg the question, who the fuck puts a backup generator on the thirteenth fucking floor? I mean I can see the third or even thr fourth floor. But the thirteenth?

As a renovation tool, dropped ceilings are a quick and inexpensive way to repair a ceiling or reduce HVAC costs, however they tend to show their age quickly— they are sometimes discolored by excessive smoking, sag in the center, and are damaged easily. In older buildings that have seen multiple renovations over time, it is not uncommon for a dropped ceiling to have been installed in one renovation and then subsequently removed in another, its installation having been an inexpensive fix to prolong the time between major renovations.

This Ukrainian parkour dog might be the most badass dog you will ever see in your life. Pretty huge set of balls, too, and I mean that in the literal sense.

Ernesto -- Pre-stick-figure email joke list person, occasional contributor, and Ernie rescuer from terrorists. I have an advertising question and/or shameless plug request. I know you love all things zombie, and my twin brother won a publishing contest for his zombie novel. I'm looking for ways to help him boost sales just to help him out, and thought EHOWA -- via the zombie fetish -- was a good place to go. I'd love a plug if I can get it; I'd be happy to get an autographed copy of the book and send it to you and if you like it you could plug it one of your daily posts as something simply worth it for your readers to enjoy. It's a great read and a nice twist on the zombie theme. I think you'd enjoy it a lot. If you're game, I'll happily send you the links for the Amazon listing, Kindle listing, and publisher listing (for non-Kindle e-readers). Let me know, and thanks for the usual online hilarity. - Phil

Sleeping accommodations are available on most long-distance routes. Amtrak trains traveling on long-distance routes typically use either two-level Superliner or one-level Viewliner train car equipment, each of which include bedrooms arranged in various configurations and private and public bathrooms and showers. These beds are known as sleeping berths. In the case of compartments with two berths, one is on top of the other in a double-bunk arrangement. These beds (the lower bed in a double-bunk arrangement) can also be folded away when the other is in use.

When she heard about the poor medical care on offer to wounded Union soldiers, Mary Ann Bickerdyke knew that she had to do something. In her birthplace of Knox County, Ohio, Bickerdyke led a campaign to gather supplies and, leaving her children to be cared for by a friend, delivered these supplies to her nearest Union base in Cairo, Illinois. However, Bickerdyke was so appalled by the squalid conditions she found at the camp that she began tending to the injured, directly violating regulations forbidding her to be there. She led a small team of local lady volunteers, lifted patients' spirits, and improved cleanliness and recovery rates significantly. Eventually, Bickerdyke took her work onto the battlefield, where she performed surgeries and amputations, moving tirelessly from man to man. When officials objected to her presence, she refused to argue at length, only walking away to continue her work. And she would always return after dark with a lantern and tend to her patients in her DIY hospital. Mary Ann was indeed one of the greatest nurses of the American Civil War.

GE Healthcare is a division of GE Technology Infrastructure, which is itself a division of General Electric (GE). It employs more than 46,000 people worldwide and is headquartered in Little Chalfont, Buckinghamshire, United Kingdom. While it has offices around the globe, GE Healthcare has major regional operations in Buc, France; Helsinki, Finland; Budaors, Hungary; Yizhuang, China; Hino & Tokyo, Japan and Bangalore, India. Its biggest R&D centre is in Bangalore, India, built at a cost of $50 million. GE Healthcare has a range of products and services that include medical imaging and information technologies, medical diagnostics, patient monitoring systems, drug discovery, and biopharmaceutical manufacturing technologies.

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