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Ernie's House of Whoopass! November 8, 2012
November 8, 2012

See, Third Party Isn't Always Bad.

McDonald's Sweet tea is a briskly refreshing blend of orange pekoe and pekoe cut black tea, sweetened to perfection. While most disposable fast food cups including those made of paper are not easily recyclable, McDonalds choice of a styrofoam cup for its sweet tea promotion is significant. They put sweet tea in the styrofoam because it is better insulated and it's supposed to have lots of ice and stay cold for the best flavor. Usually sweet tea is poured warm so it already melts the ice an dpotentially the wax lining used to waterproof normal paper cups, where as soft drinks are poured already cold.

Steve Jobs has said some pretty deep and inspiring things throughout his lifetime. From his college years all the way until the very end he has said things in ways that give others a whole new perspective on life. Here are 42 of Steve's most memorable quotes. "Bill Gates would be a broader guy if he had dropped acid once or gone off to an ashram when he was younger." HAHAHAHAHA

Tyvek is a brand of flashspun high-density polyethylene fibers, a synthetic material; the name is a registered trademark of DuPont. The material is very strong; it is difficult to tear but can easily be cut with scissors or a knife. Water vapor can pass through Tyvek, but not liquid water, so the material lends itself to a variety of applications: envelopes, car covers, air and water intrusion barriers (housewrap) under house siding, labels, wristbands, coveralls, mycology, and graphics. Tyvek is sometimes erroneously referred to as "Tyvex." The ultralight backpacking community has begun to use Tyvek for the construction of extremely light yet durable backpacks. In 2012, The Open Company released a foldable city map made of one of the stiffer variants of Tyvek.

You may or may not be aware that the new Victoria's Secret Fashion Show is filming now and will be televised very soon (Tuesday, December 4, on CBS, to be exact). One of the reasons this is a big deal is because we get to see the new crop of Victoria's Secret Angels, with their fresh wings, and halos, and everything else that makes them so easy on the eyes. But you don't have to wait until the show's air date to get a look at the new angels. Their names are Hilary Rhoda, Cara Delevingne and Jourdan Dunn, and you can check out some of their hottest pictures in this gallery. You're welcome.

Mr. Ernie, I am sending you this Zug article on behalf of John Hargrave. He shot a video prank on Halloween giving kids household items instead of candy. Lots of great reactions. We are getting a lot of great feedback on it and I thought it might be a good fit for your visitors. Regards, Cliff

Hey Big Ern. That video of the girl speaking to her rapist father was gut wrenching. And if anyone wants any of his info, here is a link showing all about it. I hope that fucker gets what he deserves. Derek

And of course, let's not forget Facebook. Mark my words, that shit is going to turn ugly.

If you watch The Colbert Report, you know Bill O'Reilly and his No-Spin Zone as the blowhard who sent boxes of his book to troops in Afghanistan who were looking for food and soap. If you witnessed his attempt to prove God's existence by asking how the moon got there, you know he's got a Juggalo's grasp of the sciences. And if you read the details of his sexual harassment lawsuit, or watched his infamous "We'll do it live! Fucking thing sucks" freak out on the set of Inside Edition, you know that he doesn't just play a dimwitted bully on TV. Bill O'Reilly was clearly meant to be a corrupt police chief in Prohibition-era Boston. But apparently he's not the anti-intellectual dimwit his enemies like to imagine. According to basically every list of surprising celebrity SAT scores on the Internet, O'Reilly put up a near perfect 1585 out of 1600 on his SATs, and his college career indicates a downright shocking level of intellectual curiosity.

Mumia Abu-Jamal became involved with the US Black Panther party at the age of 15. He was suspended from high school for encouraging “black revolutionary student power,” and he even tried, unsuccessfully, to change the name of the school to Malcolm X High. He then worked as a radio reporter and part-time taxi driver. On December 6, 1981, a Philadelphia police officer by the name of Daniel Faulkner stopped a car that was owned by Abu-Jamal's brother, William Cook, in traffic. Abu-Jamal, who was parked across the street in his taxi, ran over, there was an exchange of fire, Abu-Jamal was wounded, and Faulkner was killed. Abu-Jamal was convicted of first-degree murder and sentenced to death, although this was eventually reduced to life in prison without parole. Throughout his time in prison, Abu-Jamal has written extensively about the prison system and the death penalty. His works include Live from Death Row, We Want Freedom: A Life in the Black Panther Party, All Things Censored, and Death Blossoms: Reflections from a Prisoner of Conscience.

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