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Ernie's House of Whoopass! November 15, 2012
November 15, 2012

Only Two More Days Until I Venture North For Some Time Off.

So I Google search "four door convertible wrap around windshield" and I get steered towards the Pontiac Catalina. Does anyone know if that's what kind of car this is?

As if reality TV weren't enough already, it seemed imperative to someone that the Hollywood crowd be given an extra little slice of influence over the unwashed populace of the world. That's right, I'm talking about Twitter. Regardless, it's produced some interesting results, so here are some highlights of when you mix fucking hot with fucking crazy. Yes, Jenny McCarthy, this meand you.

Tipping is a widely practiced social customs in the United States. Standards vary, but generally it is given for services provided in dining, golf course, casino, hotels, food delivery, taxi cab and salons.[10] For most of the 20th century it was considered inappropriate for the owner of an establishment to accept any tips, and while this is still considered the standard etiquette rule, the practice has mostly vanished as tipping has become ubiquitous for certain types of services. This etiquette applies to bar service at weddings and any other event where one is a guest as well. The host should provide appropriate tips to workers at the end of an event; the amount may be negotiated in the contract.

Question: What do a wheelchair, riding lawnmower, zamboni, horse/horse and buggy, motorized cooler, inflatable raft, and a Christmas float have in common? Answer? Think Mel Gibson without the Sugartits part, but don't worry, ol Mel ain't alone.

A rectal examination or rectal exam is an internal examination of the rectum such as by a physician or other healthcare professional. If the patient is lying on their side, the physician will usually have them bring one or both legs up to their chest. If the patient bends over the examination table, the physician will have them place their elbows on the table and squat down slightly. If the patient uses the supine position, the physician will ask the patient to slide down to the end of the examination table until their buttocks are positioned just beyond the end. The patient then places their feet in the stirrups. The physician spreads the buttocks apart and will usually examine the external area for any abnormalities such as hemorrhoids, lumps, or rashes. Then, as the patient relaxes, the physician slips a gloved and lubricated finger into the rectum through the anus and palpates the insides for approximately sixty seconds.

Some would suggest that since anti-gunners stopped hiding behind lies and are now openly planning gun bans in some cases, now might be a good time to plan ahead and pick up that AK-47 in 12 gauge shotgun you always wanted. I wonder how the AK-12 will compare to the Saiga-12?

Raising Cane's Chicken Fingers is a fast-food restaurant chain founded in Baton Rouge, Louisiana by Todd Graves and Craig Silvey on August 26, 1996. The restaurant offers chicken fingers as its only main course. Raising Cane's total revenue in 2007 was $97.3 million. By 2006, the chain had grown to more than 50 locations. Most of the locations are in Louisiana, particularly in the Baton Rouge area. The first location outside of Baton Rouge was opened in 2001 in Lafayette, Louisiana—since then, new restaurants have been opened in 14 other states, in addition to all eight metropolitan areas of Louisiana. Graves plans to continue expansion of his restaurant chain throughout the United States and internationally. They currently have more than 100 locations in 15 states. In January 2009, the company opened a second restaurant support office in Plano, Texas. In June 2011 Raising Cane's opened its 100th restaurant in Laurel, Miss.

The motives for abandoning churches vary. Structural damage and dwindling congregations are just two possibilities. And in some cases, the buildings are set to be reclaimed and used for alternative purposes – like housing or retail. That said, the churches on this list are all unused, splendidly decaying, and wonderfully eerie – which makes them perfect for a spot of photographic urban exploration.

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