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Ernie's House of Whoopass! November 16, 2012
November 16, 2012

How About A Nice Cup Of Sanka? Is That Something You Might Be Interested In?

Well, today will be my last full post for the next two weeks. I'll be able to get up some weekend'ish high-speed-low-drag posts, but I'm not going to cut too far into family time.

So as the end of the year draws closer and close -- and you know, the end of the world, too -- I kind of sat back and marvelled. I mean, it's the year 2012. Holy shit. 2012. I mean wow, weren't we supposed to have flying cars and be doing all sorts of space exploration and shit by now? But television got me thinking about movies and then I got to looking at what movies came out ten years ago, twenty years ago, and then thirty years ago. And then I hit the fucking jackpot; one of my favorite movies ever: 48 Hours. Yep, that was made way the fuck back in 1982. I wonder if Luther ever recovered from his encounter with the car door? Anyway, everybody was firing on all cylinders in that movie; Nick Notle was at the top of his game, it was no doubt one of the greatest Eddie Murphy movies of all time, and the bad guy would later grow up to become Dexter's father. My how time flies, eh? So what if I showed you the difference 40 years can make, is that something you might be interested in?

Well, it looks like Red Bull will have to update the warning label on their cans. WARNING: May cause a buttload of compression fractures and herniated discs in your lower back.

"Long time listener, first time caller" as the old adage goes, been a viewer since stick man death and my first time submitting (at least while sober). Anyways- spotted this on a new business down your way in Florida, and thought you might be interested... Looks like a lot better than laser tag or paint ball. Keep up the great work - Kirtis

Ernie. Not bad. Kate actually bares some boobage in the latest Vanity Fair. I work for a magazine distributor in the south and my employees regularly have to notify me of nudity in magazines so we can remove them from stores before 80 year old moral police show up to lecture the store manager about it. Maybe its an occasion for an "old and busted/new hotness" link? And, as ever, EHOWA rocks. Mark

The guys at Every Third Thursday made a bulletproof snowboard and put it to the test; first by snowboarding, and then by shooting the fucking thing. Where is your James Bond now?

Ashley is a beautiful blonde from the Midwest that we shot on a sunny day in Cleveland. You can see Progressive Field in the background of one of the roof shots when she's searing the yellow bikini. Ashley has a killer body and an amazing smile, and we got a nice variety of photos from lingerie to tiny bikinis. If you like blondes who are into fitness, you'll love Ashley's shoot.

here's a more complete set of the bicycle chic you posted [NSFW] her name is keila cristina, she's from Unaa­, Minas Gerais [NSFW] you can see her here with clothes (but why?) [SFW] and here's a video that leaked. [NSFW]. Bruno

Okay everyone let's all take a minute and give an round of applause to East St. Louis, Illinois! Yes, according to the FBI, East St. Louis, Illinois has the highest crime rate in America and as such, warrants it a spot as one of the most dangerous neighborhoods in the world! 'Merica!

And if you have two hours to kill, here is 50 Years of James Bond: The Movie.

how about a a nice visit to the guinness brewery in dublin, ireland?


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