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Well with just one week to go until Christmas, you know what time it is! That's right, Don't Shoot Your Eye Out, where the goal is to get as close to 10,000,000 WITHOUT going over; remember the score resets after that.

1800 Tequila is a brand of tequila owned by the Beckmann Family, who also own the Jose Cuervo brand. 1800 Tequila is a 100% Blue Agave Tequila and bottled in Jalisco, Mexico. 1800 is named after the year aged Tequila was aged in oak casks. Originally named Cuervo 1800 Tequila, 1800 Tequila is sold throughout the world. In the United States, the brand is imported and distributed by Proximo Spirits based in Jersey City, New Jersey. In 2008, 1800 Tequila released a special limited-edition Essential Artist series, with 12 unique bottle designs. A second series was released in 2009 with 12 new designs picked from online submissions from the public.

The USS O'Bannon, on patrol in the Pacific Ocean during WW2, came across a surfaced Japanese submarine, evidently operating with a catastrophically malfunctioning periscope and an all-blind crew. The O'Bannon blasted enough holes in the submarine to prevent it from submerging again, although, curiously, not enough holes to sink it, which arguably would've given them the tactical advantage. They had also pulled directly alongside the sub, positioning it too low for any of their weapons -- HELLO, PAGING MATTHEW MCCONAUGHEY -- but close enough to be blasted by small arms fire from the Japanese crew. The understandably furious Japanese submariners soon started to amass on deck, fully armed. However, before the Japanese could start firing, the crew of the O'Bannon began -- and this is no shit -- throwing potatoes at them. The Japanese began scrambling to throw the potatoes away, thinking they were grenades, and were too distracted to notice that the O'Bannon was sailing back out into range of its deck guns until it finally opened fire and sank the shit out of them.

Here we have Amanda Seyfried explaining what it's like to portray porn-star pioneer Linda Lovelace in the upcoming "Deep Throat". And yes, it involves popsicles.

On November 5, 2007, a review of the best alcoholic drinks by the Beverage Testing Institute, the US leading beverage testing center, was officially published in Chicago (Illinois, the United States of America). According to the results of such testing, premium vodkas Blagoff Classic, Blagoff Premium, and Blagoff Original scored 94, 92 and 90 respectively, which corresponds to three Gold medals and a title “Exceptional”. About 300 kinds of vodkas from all over the globe participated in the same test and such world famous brands as Smirnoff and Absolut scored 88 and 82, which corresponds only to silver and bronze medals.

When directors need onscreen menace and sheer physical presence, they often turn to giant-sized people, but the career of a giant actor in Hollywood can often be short-lived. Once you've played an iconic oversized character that everyone remembers you can be lumbered with that role for life – reduced to limited cameo appearances as the years drag on and the phone stops ringing. Here, we look at 15 giant actors with short (or at least relatively short) careers in Hollywood. Some of them have had their day, others are fresh-faced and hoping for more, and still others are professional athletes hoping to pad out their Wikipedia entries. All of them, however, tower over seven feet tall – literal giants of the screen even if they never made it big. THERE WILL BE NO SURVIVORS.

If you're looking for some new people to follow on Twitter, I have some recommendations. These female athletes have interesting things to say, are fairly candid, and tend to post entertaining (and occasionally sexy) photos of themselves and their friends. Follow them. You will not regret it.

And of course we can still use a little help over at Let's Bring Em Home as we hit our final tickets for the year. And if you don't want to help? Well then I'll just see you under the mistletoe, you cheap asshole.

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