See folks, this is why we don't jump to conclusions.
And if you're anything like me, you want to punch Piers Morgan right in his fucking face. Granted, we can't actually do that so we have to find other outlets for our frustration. Left to his own device that fucking asshole would brainwash the entire fucking country until all we had left to defend ourselves is a can of bear spray.
Want to know how to keep our kids safe at school? Easy, I'll tell you. DON'T FUCK WITH THE JEWS, MAN. Mass shooting free since 1974.
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Hey Ernie, We finally got some snow in Colorado - pictures and video here ... so we might actually have a White Christmas at the Controllable Christmas Lights for Celiac Disease! EHOWA readers are invited to surf on by tonight and have some fun turning the 20,000 lights ON and OFF ... plus inflating/deflating the Three Wise Men of Elmo, SpongeBob, and Homer Simpson - D'OH! alek
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Off the coast of South Africa, the water is a beautiful, clear blue. Dolphins swim past playfully, and a huge shoal of silver sardines glitters in the sun as a bird glides by, pursuing the sardines like a feathery torpedo. Wait a minute, a bird 25 feet underwater? But it's not a trick; the creature in question is a Cape Gannet, and this species doesn't mind getting very wet to catch its prey.
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