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Ernie's House of Whoopass! January 8, 2013
January 8, 2013

I Remember The First Time I Heard My Father Use That Word.

The Urban Dictionary defines APESHIT as, "A state of anger and rage that produces behavior more closely resembling that of an enraged ape than a human. From the habit of enraged apes of flinging their own feces at their object of anger." With that in mind, Alex Jones went apeshit all over Piers Morgan last night. And while I share his enthusiasm, perhaps Texas Senator Cruz might be a better advocate? Because you know, sometimes Jones isn't rowing with both oars, so to speak.

The word barista is of Italian origin, and in Italian, a barista is a male or female "bartender", who typically works behind a counter, serving both hot drinks (such as espresso), and cold alcoholic and non-alcoholic beverages, not a coffee-maker specifically. While the title is not regulated, most coffee shops use the title to describe the preparer of coffee and operator of an espresso machine. Baristas generally operate a commercial espresso machine, and their role is preparing the shot and pulling the shot; the degree to which this is automated or done manually varies significantly, ranging from push-button operation to an involved manual process.

Students in America would probably have an easier time naming 50 sex positions than naming the country's 50 states. If you happen to suffer from this problem, the people at Durex have a solution for you, as they have given each of the country's fifty states their very own sex position. So the next time someone asks you to name each of the country's 50 states, you'll have a hard time forgetting about Indiana, especially after practicing the “South Bend Over” on your woman the night before. You can check out the sex positions for all 50 U.S. states via that gallery.

Apollo 16's LRV rolling about the surface of the moon. Here's the same thing only this time video stabilized using Deshaker v2.5 filter for VirtualDub 1.9.9.

Opposable thumbs are shared by many primates, including most simians, and some prosimians. The climbing and suspensory behavior in apes, such as chimpanzees, has resulted in elongated hands while the thumb has remained short. As a result, these primates are unable to perform the pad-to-pad grip associated with opposability. However, in pronograde monkeys such as baboons, an adaptation to a terrestrial lifestyle has led to reduced digit length and thus hand proportions similar to those of humans. Consequently, these primates have dexterous hands and are able to grasp objects using a pad-to-pad grip. Many animals also have some kind of opposable thumb or toe. An animal species is said to have opposable thumbs if the thumb is capable of bending in such a way that it can touch all the other digits on the hand or foot. Most species do not have opposable thumbs. Opposable thumbs are a signature feature of the primate family, and played a large role in the ancient humans' invention and use of tools.

The Simpsons have got to be one of the most beloved families in television history. The award-winning animated series, currently in its 24th season, is the longest-running sitcom in US television history. Because of this, appearing on the show has become a huge pop culture badge of honor. And if you can feature in an episode as yourself, you know you've made it. Let's take a look at 20 of the most memorable occasions when celebrities played themselves on The Simpsons.

Boombox is a slang word for a portable cassette or CD player with two or more loudspeakers. Other terms known are ghetto blaster, jambox, Brixton briefcase or radio-cassette. It is a device capable of receiving radio stations and playing recorded music (usually cassettes or CDs), usually at relatively high volume. Many models are also capable of recording (onto cassette) from radio and (sometimes) other sources. Designed for portability, most boomboxes can be powered by batteries, as well as by line current. The boombox quickly became associated with urban society, particularly African American and Hispanic youth. The wide use of boomboxes in urban communities led to the boombox being coined a ghetto blaster, a nickname which was soon used as part of a backlash against the boombox and hip hop culture. Cities began banning boomboxes from public places and they became less and less acceptable on city streets.


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