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Ernie's House of Whoopass! January 17, 2013
January 17, 2013

Bah, You'll Never Need More Than 7 Shots.

The Divers Alert Network (DAN) is a non-profit 501c3 organization devoted to assisting divers in need. The DAN Research department conducts significant medical research on recreational scuba diving safety. Supported by donations, grants, and membership dues, DAN's studies are revealing important information that will benefit the entire diving community and improve Recreational diving safety worldwide. The DAN Medicine Department makes it easy for divers worldwide to find answers to their diving medical questions. Serving scuba divers for more than 30 years, DAN provides emergency assistance, medical information resources, educational opportunities and more. The Divers Alert Network flag consists of a divers dlag -- conventionally red with a white stripe from the upper left corner to the lower right corner -- with a white cross in the upper corner with the letters DAN below.

The Lake of the Ozarks is a large reservoir created by impounding the Osage River in the northern part of the Ozarks in central Missouri. Extents of three smaller tributaries to the Osage, the Niangua River, Grandglaize Creek, and Gravois Creek, are included in the impoundment. The lake has a surface area of 55,000 acres, over 1,150 miles of shoreline, and the main channel of the Osage Arm stretches 92 miles from end to end. The total drainage area is over 14,000 square miles. The lake's serpentine shape has earned it the nickname "The Magic Dragon," which has in turn inspired the names of local institutions such as The Magic Dragon Street Meet.

The Dodge Caravan is a family minivan manufactured by Chrysler Group LLC and sold under its Dodge brand. The Caravan was introduced for the 1984 model year along with its nameplate variant, the Plymouth Voyager. In 2004, Dodge introduced a system of second- and third-row seating that folded completely into under-floor compartments. It was marketed as Stow 'N Go and was available exclusively on long-wheelbase models. In a development program costing $400 million, engineers initially used an Erector Set to visualize the complex interaction of the design and redesigned under-floor components. The Stow 'N Go system included the spare tire well, fuel tank, exhaust system, parking brake cables, rear climate control lines, and rear suspension but precluded all-wheel drive. The system, in turn, creates a combined volume of 12 cubic feet of under-floor storage when second-row seats are deployed. With both rows folded, the vans have a flat-load floor and a maximum cargo volume of 160.7 cubic feet.

Ernie - Don't know if you caught this one. One New Jersey assemblywoman's proposal is for home inspections prior to a gun purchase; "Angelica Jimenez said she wants police officers to conduct site inspections of potential gun owners' homes,.." HOME INSPECTIONS?!?! Are you fucking serious? It's just 'proposals' at this point, but what's next? "Achtung! Vee are here to see your gun papers." I thought these people swore an oath to protect the Constitution and Bill of Rights? Hell let's just lump the 2nd in with the 4th and get rid of both. Steven

Ernie, I love the site and usually hit it up every day. I just spent a week in Turkey and I thought you should know that you are banned in Turkey. When I type in the url it redirects to a page that is mainly in turkish but says a litle bit about some criminal code regulation number blah blah blah. I tried to get a screenshot for you but I am traveling with just my samsung phone and I couldn't make it work. Now I am in India and no problems for EHOWA here. Keep up the good work, thanks for the titties, Bill

And in case any of you are considering starting one of those ridiculous White House petitionss, you should know that the White House just conveniently raised the threshold for official response from 25,00 signatures, to 100,000. You're welcome.

New Holland is global full range manufacturer of agricultural machinery founded in New Holland, Pennsylvania. New Holland agricultural products include tractors, combine harvesters, balers, forage harvesters, self-propelled sprayers, haying tools, seeding equipment, hobby tractors, utility vehicles and implements, as well as grape harvesters. The company was founded in 1895 in New Holland, Pennsylvania; it was acquired by Sperry in the 1970s, then Ford in 1986 and by Fiat in 1991, becoming a full line producer. Since 1999, New Holland is a part of Fiat Industrial. New Holland equipment is manufactured all around the world; the current administrative headquarters are in Turin, Italy with New Holland, Pennsylvania serving as the headquarters for North America and home of the largest hay tools production facility in the world. With 18 plants spread globally, as well as six joint ventures in the Americas, Asia and Middle East, the corporation is present in 170 countries worldwide.

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