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Ernie's House of Whoopass! January 29, 2013
January 29, 2013

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Lake Austin is a water reservoir on the Colorado River in Austin, Texas in the United States. The reservoir was formed in 1939 by the construction of Tom Miller Dam by the Lower Colorado River Authority. Lake Austin is one of the seven Highland Lakes created by the Lower Colorado River Authority, and is used for flood control, electrical power generation, and recreation. Lake Austin is considered to have an excellent stock of large-mouth bass, however, the lake is considered best utilized for pleasure boating during the day. Some other things to do on Lake Austin include: any part of the lake is great for skiing or boarding if there isn't much boat traffic; you can raft up or swim in Bee Creek or Bull Creek cove; or boat over and have some good BBQ.

New York Representative Carolyn McCarthy: you don't need an AR-15s with 30 round magazine for "personal defense". Meanwhile: Department of Homeland Security buys 7,000 AR-15s with 30 round magazines for "personal defense".

In 2006, the U.S. trucking industry as a whole employed 3.4 million drivers. A major problem for the long-haul trucking industry is that a large percentage of these drivers are aging, and are expected to retire. Very few new hires are expected in the near future, resulting in a driver shortage. Currently, within the long-haul sector, there is an estimated shortage of 20,000 drivers. That shortage is expected to increase to 111,000 by 2014. Trucking (especially the long-haul sector) is also facing an image crisis due to the long working hours, long periods of time away from home, the dangerous nature of the work, the relatively low pay compared to hours worked, and a "driver last" mentality that is common throughout the industry.

Yes, in business, innovation is key. If you want to stand out and stay hip, it's important to think outside the box and companies are always trying to come up with new and creative ways to grab the public's attention. So, what's more eye-catching and cutting-edge than street art? Well, how about 3D street art! You're sure to remember these 15 eye-popping 3D street ads. And if you walked past one of them on the street, you might find yourself reaching for your camera.

For this magic trick, you'll need 2 YouTube videos. Watch video 1 up to the 0:30 mark, then pause the video and mute it. Next, open video 2 up, start it and quickly switch back to video 1 and hit play. Enjoy! Mr Squicker.

Devil facial tumour disease (DFTD) is an aggressive non-viral transmissible parasitic cancer—which likely originated in Schwann cells—that affects Tasmanian devils. The first "official case" was described in 1996, in Australia. In the subsequent decade the disease ravaged Tasmania's wild devils, with estimates of decline ranging from 20% to as much as a 50% of the devil population, across over 65% of the state. Affected high-density populations suffer up to 100% mortality in 12–18 months. The disease has mainly been concentrated in Tasmania's eastern half. Visible signs of DFTD begin with lesions and lumps around the mouth. These develop into cancerous tumours that may spread from the face to the entire body. The tumours interfere with feeding, and the affected animal may starve to death. At present the population has dwindled 70% since 1996. Numbers as of 2010 show an 80% rate of infection throughout the population. It is spread by devils biting each other's heads when fighting over food.

The Sun Tracker Party Barge 22 DLX has all you need to share time with those you care about—three wraparound lounges, two movable drink holder/bolsters, a movable serving/game table plus cooler storage below the console. The aft swim platform invites your crew to play, while the sundeck houses a pop-up changing room. There's even lockable underseat storage and a lockable port armrest. This pontoon boat is all you need and more to share time with those who matter most.

Charlie Brown's recent arrest was no surprise. If you go back and look at the cartoons, you'll see that Charlie Brown has an extensive stalker past.

I got bored at the Baby's R Us. Jeff

Check out this pic I got from someone's FB page...thought of you!! Andy

A cuckoo clock is a clock, typically pendulum-regulated, that strikes the hours with a sound like a common cuckoo's call and typically has a mechanical cuckoo that emerges with each note. The mechanism to produce the cuckoo call was installed in almost every kind of cuckoo clock since the middle of the 18th century and has remained almost without variation until the present. In the traditional style the wooden case is decorated with carved leaves and animals. In December 1854, Johann Baptist Beha, the best known maker of cuckoo clocks of his time, sold two of them, with oil paintings on their fronts, to the Furtwangen clock dealer Gordian Hettich.

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