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Ernie's House of Whoopass! January 30, 2013
January 30, 2013

People Like Getting What They Think Is Free Stuff From Government. - John Stossel

If'n yer paying attention and actually reading my posts, you'll recall that back on January 4th, Aaron solicitied my advice on an inexpensive handgun for him and his wifey. Taking into account his budget and this company's reputation for making reliable if ugly) firearms, my recommendation was for a Hi-Point pistol, and behold the holy fucking grail -- Hi-Point .40 for $169.99 -- sale of a lifetime. And during a time when most other places are sold the fuck out of evething semi-automatic? Jump now, amigo because here this Hi-Point pistol is on the list of common firearms Feinstein's gun ban would outlaw – is your listed? Don't get caught empty handed as Feinstein goes for broke with new gun-ban bill to disarm law abiding citizens. And remember, when I link these deals, I'm not just doing so for fun, I'm actually buying the shit, too.

A wet wipe, also known as a wet nap, wet towel, or a moist towelette, is a small moistened piece of paper or cloth that often comes folded and individually wrapped for convenience. Wet wipes can serve a number of household purposes. Although marketed primarily for wiping infants' backsides in diaper changing, it is not uncommon for consumers to also use the product to clean floors, toilet seats, and other surfaces around the home. Parents also use wet wipes, or as they are called for baby care, baby wipes, for wiping up baby vomit and use to clean babies' hands and face in feeding or general dirtiness.

Dogma is a 1999 American adventure fantasy comedy film written and directed by Kevin Smith, who also stars in the film along with an ensemble cast that includes Ben Affleck, Matt Damon, Linda Fiorentino, Alan Rickman, Bud Cort, Salma Hayek, Chris Rock, Jason Lee, George Carlin, Janeane Garofalo, Alanis Morissette, and Jason Mewes. In the films climax, The heroes reach the church before Bartleby and Loki enter. Loki's wings have been torn off by Bartleby; he is now human and decides to help them. Bartleby kills Loki and fights off Rufus, Serendipity and Bob. During an attempt to seduce Bethany, Jay mentions John Doe Jersey, a comatose patient in a hospital across the street who was attacked outside a skee ball arcade and is being kept on life support. Hoping this is God, Bethany and Bob race to the hospital. Jay shoots off Bartleby's wings with a submachine gun, turning him human.

DVD commentary tracks require you to slog through hours of actors complimenting each other and barely interested directors to find a single interesting fact. Here are the most interesting behind the scenes facts you can ever hope to know. On that note, Michelle Van Schaik is a stunning Dutch model who was working in South Africa and then auditioned for a role in a new film. Now she's made her acting debut in “Death Race 3: Inferno,” and some folks were on location for the film production. Senior photographer Paul Miller got the awesome assignment that included an interview with the blonde beauty that you can watch below. Paul also assisted the unit photographer in getting some exclusive glamour shots of the Michelle in her costume from the movie.

I saw your link to the father of the Newtown victim speaking out, and thought I'd send you a couple more from the same meeting. These are not parents, just other interested citizens: Derek Greaves and Henson Ong. -- Matt

This guy flies in and out of PDK in Chamblee, Ga. Stephen

Does it seem to you like the injuries at the Winter X-Games are getting a little out of control? From this year alone we have Daniel Bodin, Caleb Moore, and Caleb's younger brother Colten; Caleb is still in critical condition. Single flip on a snowmobile? Awesome. Now how about a double? And now how about a triple? So if you're wondering why the injuries have been piling up the last two years, there's my theory. And, to drive the point home, today we're going to take a look at the notable injuries from the last two years of the Winter X-Games. I hope you like extreme sports carnage.

Target Corporation, doing business as Target, is an American retailing company headquartered in Minneapolis, Minnesota. It is the second-largest discount retailer in the United States, behind Walmart. The company is ranked at number 38 on the Fortune 500 as of 2012 and is a component of the Standard & Poor's 500 index. Target stores tend to attract younger and more educated and affluent customers than Walmart, among other competitors. The median Target shopper is 41 years old, the youngest of all major discount retailers that Target competes directly against. Approximately 97% of American consumers recognize the Target Bullseye logo. The median household income of Target's customer base is roughly $63,000. Roughly 76% of Target customers are female, and more than 45% have children at home. About 80% have attended college and 48% have completed college.

An electric drip coffee maker can also be referred to as a dripolator. It normally works by admitting water from a cold water reservoir into a flexible hose in the base of the reservoir leading directly to a thin metal tube or heating chamber (usually, of aluminum), where a heating element surrounding the metal tube heats the water. The heated water moves through the machine using the thermosiphon principle. Thermally-induced pressure and the siphoning effect move the heated water through an insulated rubber or vinyl riser hose, into a spray head, and onto the ground coffee, which is contained in a brew basket mounted below the spray head. The coffee passes through a filter and drips down into the carafe.

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