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Ernie's House of Whoopass! February 7, 2013
February 7, 2013

Today Is The Day We Sit Our Fat Asses On The Couch And Watch Netflix.

Founded in 1989, with its core in board sports, Roxy is the fashion apparel brand launched by its brother brand Quiksilver. In 1993, the Roxy logo was born, a heart-shaped crest derived by mirroring the Quiksilver logo. Since its inception, Roxy has grown to be a large high-end apparel company for young women. In addition to apparel, the brand also provides accessories, home items, hard goods (snow and surf), wetsuits, footwear, eyewear, books, perfumes and several other product categories. Roxy also sponsors stops on the snowboard Ticket to Ride tour with the Roxy Chicken Jam and the Roxy Chicken Jam Europe.

The luxury treehouse hotel business is a pretty good way of proving wrong the old saying that money doesn't grow on trees. When it comes to tourism, adventure-hungry holidaymakers are always looking for something new and exciting. And what could be fresher and more inspiring than a high-end treehouse getaway? It's the best of both worlds: a return to nature combined with all the modern conveniences you'd expect from a luxury vacation. Oh, and did I get to mention that you get to sleep in a fucking treehouse? So sit back, relax and take a look at these amazing luxury treehouse hotels.

Potpourri is a mixture of dried, naturally fragrant plant material, used to provide a gentle natural scent inside buildings, most commonly in residential settings. Much modern potpourri consists of any decoratively shaped dried plant material with strong natural and synthetic perfumes (and also often colored dyes) added, with the scent often bearing no relation to the plant material used. Sometimes, items which do not originate from plants are mixed in with the potpourri, to give it bulk and to make it more aesthetically pleasing. It is possible to spray scents onto potpourri, however a fixative is needed so that the scent is absorbed for slow release. It is usually placed in a decorative bowl, or tied in small sachet made from sheer fabric.

Raj Rajaratnam first job was a lending officer for the Chase Manhattan Bank. Then at Needham and Company he worked with electronic industry investments. Next he started a hedge fund that he eventually bought and named Galleon. He was president of Needham by age 34. In 2009 he was worth $1.8 billion. Raj was known to be an aggressive buyer and seller. In 2001 Roony Khan of Intel admitted he leaked information to Galleon. It was discovered that Raj created a tax shelter scam and repeatedly violated the rules for stock trading. He was arrested October of 2009 for insider trading along with executives from Intel, IBM, and McKinsey and Company. Rajaratnam was released after he pleaded guilty, and he paid a $100 million bond. Yes, the following is the story of ten white collar criminals who almost got away with it.

During the Vietnam war, a contractor-operated dc-8 landed on the wrong airfield in South Vietnam. The control tower cleared the dc-8 to land at Da Nang air base, and by mistake the co-pilot landed the plane at marble mountain airfield a remote operating location near Da Nang with a 3200 foot runway. This event is pretty well-known history among the "non-sched" flight crews flying the MAC charters in and out of Vietnam. When seaboard world flight operations got the word on what happened, they contacted douglas aircraft corp for advice. Douglas said "take the aircraft apart and ship it home." FAA said the same thing. Instead, the pilot and co-pilot elected to try and get airborne on a less than adequate length runway and succeeded, getting in the air about 300 feet from the end of the runway. For safety concerns, the flight engineer and the flight hostesses were left behind at the remote airstrip to the delight of the gi's who hadn't seen a round-eye female up close in months. Greg

There are amazing facts about famous people that entire industries of publicity people try to keep you from knowing. They may not even be all that sinister or weird, but if they don't fit the public image that the celebrity's team is trying to portray, they get swept under a rug made of Non-Disclosure Agreements. Take for example, Elvis' curtains didn't match his drapes.

The New York State Fair's 2013 Best Bets Bargain Book, sponsored by Tully's Good Times, features over $3,200 in coupons on dining, shops and vendors. The book will be available for advance purchase for only $4.00 at local Tops, Wegmans and Price Chopper stores, as well as the State Fair Box Office when it opens for regular business hours starting July 9th. Once the Fair starts, Best Bets Bargain Books can only be purchased at the Fair Box Office for the regular full price of $5.00 each.

I'm thrilled to be able to show the beautiful Cristy Mendivil from last year's Most Beautiful Latina at the Palms. Here are some incredible photos of Cristy in one of the Sky Villa suites overlooking the the Vegas strip. Each of the Sky Villas features a pool that stretches out of the suite just like a balcony, offering an experience that would impress even the most pampered VIP guests. Add in a beautiful Latina model and you have quite a sight! Cristy was sporting an incredible bikini and thong, and the photos are just spectacular.

A 70 year old basketball coach was walking two female students to their cars. Two men allegedly approached and one pulled out a gun and grabbed him by his chain necklace. The coach then pulled out his gun and shot both of them, according to sources. One of the attackers was found dead in the median on Lafayette Boulevard, and the other was taken to a local hospital. Bret

A lei is a garland or wreath. More loosely defined, a lei is any series of objects strung together with the intent to be worn. A lei may be composed of a pattern or series of just about anything, but most commonly consists of fresh natural foliage such as flowers, leaves, vines, fern fronds, and seeds. The most commonly used flowers are those of plumerias, tuberose, carnations, orchids, and pikake, though maile leaves, ferns, and ti leaves are extremely popular as well as traditional among hula dancers. Other types of lei may include sea or land shells, fish teeth, bones, feathers, plastic flowers, fabric, paper, candy, or anything that can be strung together in a series or pattern and worn as a wreath or a necklace.

Looks like Anderson Cooper is the latest celeb to get caught up in the... can we say blowjob? ... leafblowing craze.

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