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Ernie's House of Whoopass! February 15, 2013
February 15, 2013

Huh. That Clothes Dryer Comes With a Built In Dishwasher.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Russia. Meteor. Meh. Whatever. Unless you know, Neil DeGrasse Tyson has something to say about it. Then you better perk the fuck up.

The Goden Goose Casino opened in Las Vegas back in 1975, and closed five years later 1980. That Golden Goose wasn't laying any golden eggs. It was bleeding money to the tune of $400,000 a year, according to contemporary press reports. Herb Pastor's conversion of the Golden Goose slot joint into a topless club caused a firestorm of protests back in 1991. Backers of the Goose's conversion into a strip club claimed it was the only way to create a viable business. "Downtown Las Vegas just doesn't need any more slot machines or hotel rooms," Tom Letizia, Pastor's spokesman, said at the time. So now yes, a strip club right on Fremont street in Downtown Las Vegas, right next to all those hotels. Only in Las Vegas.

So the super awesome Kate Upton completely naked but not reall naked because she has a body painted bikini? Yeah, well there's video now.

Newell Rubbermaid is a global marketer of consumer and commercial products with a portfolio of well-known brands including Rubbermaid food storage, home organization, and refuse container products; Sharpie the largest writing brand in the world; Graco children's products; Calphalon premium cookware and kitchen electrics; Irwin, Lenox and hilmor professional tools; Levolor window décor; Paper Mate pens; Parker and Waterman fine writing instruments; Goody hair care accessories; Rubbermaid Commercial Products and Aprica children's products.

Ernie, it's time for Carnaval Brasileiro 2013! Here is an online gallery of 700 pics. Enjoy! Bruno in Brasil.

About 90 miles due East from where Christopher Dorner was intentionally silenced by the LASD, Henninger Flats is a small hanging basin 2,600 feet above sea level in the San Gabriel Mountains in the Angeles National Forest. It was part of the Mount Wilson Toll Road. The trailhead to reach the flats is at the top end of Eaton Canyon in Pasadena, California. The road is a popular hike and the flats were a popular campground. The Henninger Flats Forestry Center is also used for conservation education. The toll road was washed out by a landslide in 2005 approximately 200 yards past the Eaton Canyon bridge, but was re-opened in early September 2009 as the result of fire crews needing vehicular access to the area while fighting the Station Fire.

According to The New York Times, the recent economic slump hasn't slowed McDonald's down one bit. In fact, McDonald's' piece of the pie is almost equivalent to the market shares of Burger King, Wendy's, Starbucks and Subway combined. The burger giant's major business drive at the moment is making people feel better about their product, so they've been revamping outlets and marketing the company as green and healthy. Combining this with other steps, such as paying Twitter to ensure that they stay at the top of the site's trends list, McDonald's have tapped into a digital market whose audience is suspicious of force-fed ad campaigns. Still, as much as we can learn from the company's success, we can also be equally enlightened by their failures; take a look at these 15 menu options all of which were doomed to fail.

Hi Ernie Thought you might find this interesting? Did you know about this? Regards,Ian

No I hadn't actually, but with how fucking horrible you Canadians drive down here -- YES ONTARIO, I'M TALKING TO YOU -- it's no fucking surprise.

The Miami International Boat Show is an annual event in February, produced by the National Marine Manufacturers Association in Miami and Miami Beach, Florida, United States. It is currently held in three separate venues; two in Downtown Miami, and the other in Miami Beach. Over 1,700 companies that are NMMA members, produce more than 80% of the marine products used by recreational boaters and anglers in the United States. This lovely redhead had a great time checking out the wide variety of boats at the show, from luxurious yachts to badass speed boats.

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Shower, locker room, and pool areas usually have high traffic and wet floors which is a recipe for slips and falls. Slip-resistant suction cups anchor these textured shower mats, with a decorative circle design, which helps prevent slipping in the shower.

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