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Ernie's House of Whoopass! March 4, 2013
March 4, 2013

I Miss Those Old First-Generation Dodge Ram Pickups.

A shit-eating grin is a broad smile indicating self-awareness that may suggest self-satisfaction, smugness, discomfort, or embarrassment. The term is ambiguous and may indicate either a genuine broad smile, e.g. smug happiness, or a fake broad smile like when a person is trying to hide or get away with something.

Far be it from me to get all conspiracy theory'ey, but this video on the Wealth Inequality in America is pretty fucking shocking. Meanwhile, back at the bat cave, I'm hoping DHS doesn't decide to blow up my new dishwasher clothes washer or even worse, my new Samsung 85-Inch flatscreen.

Almost everyone has CDs and DVDs around their home and needs a way to keep them safe and organised. A good CD rack could be the answer to this problem, as they come in a wide variety of styles, types, sizes and materials. A CD collector will be able to find a CD rack that will fit the decor of her home and hold all of the CDs that he or she owns. Most people think of music or movies when they think of CDs, but many people keep family photos, videos, financial records and much more on CDs.

Old and busted: Magpul leaving Colorado over new gun laws. The new hotness: Beretta leaving Maryland over new gun laws.

A sconce is a type of light fixture affixed to a wall in such a way that it uses only the wall for support, and the light is usually directed upwards. It does not have a base on the ground. The word applies both to traditional forms of torch lighting, but also to modern gas and electric light sources affixed in the same way. The etymology of sconce is from the Latin absconsus, and the French esconce. It is a word of many meanings, mostly signifying a covering or protection, or, by extension, that which is covered or protected. Wall sconces are available for votive candles and tea lights.

Hi Ernie. Did you happen to notice the katana dude had through his back was the sword from Blade? Maybe he was a vampire... Matthew

And speaking of movie trivia, nobody wants to end up as the guy who failed to add bullet holes correctly on the set of Pulp Fiction or the now iconic stormtrooper who accidentally nailed his head on a door in Star Wars. Each screw up is like a tiny accidental easter egg for the obsessive compulsive troll who lives in all of us. Here some keen-eyed readers point out other flaws from famous movies I hadn't noticed, starting with Indiana Jones idol scene and rolling up into my beloved Back To The Future.

An elliptical trainer or cross-trainer is a stationary exercise machine used to simulate stair climbing, walking, or running without causing excessive pressure to the joints, hence decreasing the risk of impact injuries. For this reason, people with some injuries can use an elliptical to stay fit, as the low impact affects them little. Elliptical trainers offer a non-impact cardiovascular workout that can vary from light to high intensity based on the speed of the exercise and the resistance preference set by the user. Some manufacturers produce durable commercial models with extensive programs and made to withstand frequent use in a fitness club environment, at prices typically in excess of $4,000. Models are available for home use at prices starting at about $200.

Remember, it's less than two weeks until St Patrick's Day. And when you're out celebrating, be careful about drinking your beer too fast otherwise you may not make it to the bathroom in time.


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