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Ernie's House of Whoopass! May 6, 2013
May 6, 2013

Yeah So I Enjoyed My Weekend, How About You?

Boy, I bet this was a very interesting conversation.

So I means to catch Iron Man 3 at the Universal Studios' IMAX theatre this weekend, but never had the chance -- although I'm pretty sure I found where Bill Murray does some his clothes shopping. I've heard some good things about Iron Man 3 and some bad things about Iron Man 3; but everyone's unanimous gripe is that Jon Favreau didn't return to direct. Either way, the basic premise of both is Tony Stark is all PTSD after the events that took place in “The Avengers”. He can't sleep, he's experiencing panic attacks, and he's neglecting his uber hottie girlfriend Pepper Potts. The last thing he needs is a crisis, so of course he receives two, in the form of a think tank genius named Aldrich Killian who's trying to cock block and steal Pepper, and a stone-cold terrorist named The Mandarin who has launched a series of bombings across the country. Tony dares the Mandarin to take him on; the Mandarin responds by blowing up his fucking house. From there, it's on like Donkey Kong.

Bob's story Bob Saget's X-Rated Full House memories involve an aroused donkey, some confused kids, and a well-seasoned nickname.

The extract of Hawaii's fragrant awapuhi plant brings additional softening properties to Desert Essence Thoroughly Clean Face Wash, a gentle, but effective cleanser already rich in soothing extract of goldenseal and essential oil of chamomile. Eco-Harvest Tea Tree Oil leaves a clean that feels oil-free, and with regular use, helps improve your skin's texture and radiance.

This past Saturday was the first Saturday in May, so you know what that meant: the annual running of the Kentucky Derby. The most famous horse race in America has long been billed as the most exciting two minutes in sports, and whether or not that is actually true, there can be no doubt that the Derby is one of the greatest sporting spectacles in the world. There were a hundred thousand people partying on the infield, another fifty thousand or so up in the stands in their bow ties and fancy hats, a signature cocktail, a section of the grandstand called millionaires row, and, of course, one hell of a horse race. What's not to like? So today, in honor Orb's victory at the big race, here are 10 Kentucky Derby facts you probably didn't know.

America, Fuck yea! Ryan

To prove the bizarre can come from someplace other than Japan, Brazil has decided this will be their entry. Chris

There are a lot of blogs out there that will do posts about trendy men's hairstyles but give you a whole list of styles that are impractical for the average person. Today we're not going to suggest you go to your barber and ask for a crazy haircut that looks like it was designed by Frank Gehry. Instead, here's a list of haircuts that are actually (a) achievable and (b) manageable for the average guy.

An acoustic-electric guitar is an acoustic guitar fitted with a magnetic pickup, a piezoelectric pickup or a microphone. In acoustic-electric nylon string guitars, piezoelectric pickups and microphones are always used because magnetic pickups are not capable of picking up vibrations of non-magnetic materials. The design is distinct from a semi-acoustic guitar, which is an electric guitar but with the addition of sound chambers within the guitar body. Usually, acoustic-electric guitars are fitted with piezoelectric pickups, and hence require a preamplifier incorporated into the guitar body to amplify the signal before it travels to the main guitar amplifier.

Take car. Go to Mum's. Kill Phil - "Sorry." - grab Liz, go to the Winchester, have a nice cold pint, and wait for all of this to blow over. How's that for a slice of fried gold? Yeah, boyyyeee!

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