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Ernie's House of Whoopass! May 10, 2013
May 10, 2013

There Are No Little Mistakes Where Bridges Are Involved.

A skin bridge is a penile skin adhesion. It most commonly occurs as a consequence of an improperly healed circumcision, being formed when the inner lining of the remaining foreskin attaches to another part of the penis (normally the glans) as the cut heals. While less common, skin bridges can also occur in uncircumcised men. The condition can lead to painful erections and sometimes requires surgical correction. or you know, self surgical correction if that's your thing.

Bacon is a much-loved food. Whether it's eaten in a sandwich or put on a burger, nothing quite beats the flavor. In fact, “bacon mania” has long since taken over the USA and Canada. The popularity of bacon has been steadily increasing since the 1980s and has been further boosted by popular high-protein diets and the rise of the Internet – where people love to share information on meaty marvels. The bacon mania phenomenon has influenced food and novelties industries to branch out and try new things – but it has also inspired a variety of hoax products, such as the fictional J&D's Bacon Baby formula, which caused a stir online in 2010. J&D's Foods' motto is “Everything should taste like bacon,” and it seems like people agree. Between 2007 and 2008, the company's revenue quadrupled from $350,000 to $1.4 million. Read on for 15 of the weirdest MOST FUCKING AWESOME bacon-flavored products on the market.

Sitting incorrectly for long periods can have serious health consequences. To maintain a healthy posture and work more comfortably, here are a couple of a tip on how to set up your workspace. Adjust chair height so that your feet are flat on the floor; this will keep your knees and torso at roughly the same height. To find this height, stand by the chair and raise or lower the seatpan to just below your elbows bent between 90 and 110 degrees. Take care that your elbows are not winged out, but instead hang at a comfortable, fairly vertical alignment. Your forearms should be parallel to the ground and your wrists in a neutral position.

And assuming that you're capable of handling the raw power, Chevrolet recently released pricing of the 2014 Corvette. The 2014 Chevrolet Corvette Stingray coupe will have a suggested starting retail price of $51,995, and the Corvette Stingray Convertible will start at $56,995. But let's be honest. If you're shelling out the bucks for a brand new Corvette, you'd be a majorly stupid asshole not to select the $500 Factory Delivery option.

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Ernie, Long time reader, stick figures, yadda, yadda, yadda. Came across this great PSA on the value of high cap mags, thought you might appreciate it. Keep up the good work, sir. Regards, --Harold

Fiocchi Chemical Tracer Ammunition is the most advanced training aid for Trap, Skeet and Sporting Clay shooters alike - it literally allows you to see where you are missing! The Fiocchi Chemical Tracer powered by Cyalume, provides a daytime visible trace that travels with the cloud of shot as it hits or misses the clay bird. And best of all - The Chemical Tracer is non-incendiary, non-toxic, and meets EPA and Consumer Safety compliance. These guys fired some off from a 12 gauge pump but these fucking idiots seemed to have trouble in a 12 gauge semi-auto, even though this gal does just fine with her semi-auto. Anyway, I'm picking up some for myself here.

Old and busted: The Fast & The Furious. The new hotness: The Safe & The Courteous. Why? I'll tell you why: because The Fast & Furious is serious business don'cha know!

Cabernet Sauvignon is one of the world's most widely recognized red wine grape varieties. It is grown in nearly every major wine producing country among a diverse spectrum of climates from Canada's Okanagan Valley to Lebanon's Beqaa Valley. Cabernet Sauvignon became internationally recognized through its prominence in Bordeaux wines where it is often blended with Merlot and Cabernet Franc. From France, the grape spread across Europe and to the New World where it found new homes in places like California's Napa Valley, Australia's Coonawarra region and Chile's Maipo Valley. For most of the 20th century, it was the world's most widely planted premium red wine grape until it was surpassed by Merlot in the 1990s.

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