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Ernie's House of Whoopass! May 14, 2013
May 14, 2013

It's All Fun And Games Until I Happens To You. Then, Uproar.

Party Cove is the popular name given for Anderson Hollow Cove, a cove in Lake of the Ozarks in Missouri that according to The New York Times is the “oldest established permanent floating bacchanal in the country." The cove itself is about a mile long and 200 yards wide. On summer weekends as many 3,000 pleasure boats with around 8,000 aboard gather in the cove lining up in two rows with newcomers running a gauntlet of water cannon and taunts to take their clothes off. In 2007, Major General Bill McCoy, commander of the Fort Leonard Wood Army base, declared Party Cove "off-limits" to Army personnel from the base for safety and health issues after a Fort Wood soldier suffered a broken neck and a soldier and a civilian employee drowned in separate incidents in the cove area that summer.

A personal flotation device is a device designed to assist a wearer, either conscious or unconscious, to keep afloat. PFDs are available in different sizes to accommodate variances in body weight. Designs will differ depending on convenience preferred for various levels of protection. PFDs are also found in near water-edges and at swimming pools. They may take the form of a simple vest, a jacket, a full-body suit, or their variations suited for particular purposes. They are most commonly made of a tough synthetic fiber material encapsulating a source of buoyancy, such as foam or a chamber of air, and are often brightly colored as yellow or orange to maximize visibility for rescues.

Tiffany Selby was born in 1981 and raised in Jacksonville, Florida. She started modeling at the age of 15, and moved to Los Angeles about 3 years ago to pursue a modeling career. The July 2007 Playboy Playmate, Tiffany is a gorgeous blonde bombshell and you can see much more of her in this video.

Chicks dig me, because I rarely wear underwear and when I do it's usually something unusual. But now I know why I have always lost women to guys like you. I mean, it's not just the uniform. It's the stories that you tell. So much fun and imagination. Lee Harvey, you are a madman. When you stole that cow, and your friend tried to make it with the cow. I want to party with you, cowboy. If the two of us together, forget it. I'm gonna go out on a limb here. I'm gonna volunteer my leadership to this platoon. An army without leaders is like a foot without a big toe. And Sergeant Hulka isn't always gonna be here to be that big toe for us. I think that we owe a big round of applause to our newest, bestest buddy, and big toe... Sergeant Hulka.

Heya Ern, kinda wondering what category this would be under... Brassballs or WTF??? [NSFW] Take care Hoss, TK

Heineken Lager Beer was first brewed by Gerard Adriaan Heineken in 1873. The beer is made of purified water, malted barley, hops, and yeast. In 1886 H. Elion finished the development of the Heineken A-yeast, which is still used in the brewing process today. Since 1975, most Heineken brand beer has been brewed at the Heineken brewery in Zoeterwoude, the Netherlands. In 2011, 2.74 billion liters of Heineken brand beer was produced worldwide, while the total beer production of all breweries fully owned by the Heineken Group over all brands was 16.46 billion liters globally.

Child abuse is predicated on a mostly unspoken rule of secrecy. A Spanish charity has revealed a unique ad poster that aims to help abused children by revealing a helpline number only to them. Aid to Children and Adolescents at Risk Foundation (ANAR) has designed outdoor posters that reveals a warning message to adults but displays a secret message only for children. To adults walking by, the message reads: “Sometimes, child abuse is only visible to the child suffering it.” But children see bruises and marks on the boy's face with the added message, “if somebody hurts you, phone us and we'll help you,” along with ANAR's abuse hotline.

In the 1950s, it was popular for people to apply baby oil before sun bathing. Using baby oil for tanning does indeed often result in quick color that lasts, but also presents a number of risks when it comes to skin damage. Most dermatologists and skincare professionals discourage baby oil for tanning because the risks can be so severe. The pros of an even tan that deepens quickly are not usually strong enough to outweigh the cons, which include increased skin sensitivity, heightened chance of sunburn, and skin cancer.

Ernie, Just started watching this and thought of you to spread the word. Your best of the best have been betrayed and then pissed on in death. All the best, Rodge in England

I heard about that story earlier in the week, only the video I saw was this one. To me, this is kind of like a woman standing up and pointing at a man across the room and shouting, "He raped me!" By that I mean it's a very serious accusation and not to be taken lightly, but an accusation alone does not a rapist make. It certainly warrants looking into and a thorough investigation, but this is one of those stories where the trail of sources kind of goes in a circular reference. I see some video of some flag draped caskets, I see some video of an Imam praying, and I hear some words superimposed... but I have no way of knowing that A ties to B ties to C. Again, not saying it didn't happen, just saying that a Youtube video does not a conspiracy make. Besides, like my friend Jon of the same namesake, I think that Bengzhai along with the IRS scandal are both more deserving of our immediate attention right now.

The baht is the currency of Thailand and like the British pound, originated from a traditional unit of mass. Its currency value was originally expressed as that of silver of corresponding weight, and was in use probably as early as the Sukhothai period in the form of bullet coins known in Thai as phot duang These were pieces of solid silver cast to various weights corresponding to a traditional system of units related by simple fractions and multiples, one of which is the baht. The Bank of Thailand adopted a series of exchange controls on December 19, 2006, which resulted in a significant divergence between offshore and onshore exchange rates, with spreads of up to 10% between the two markets.

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